Pearl
Treasure
Cost: $4
$2
When you shuffle your deck, place this on the bottom of your deck.
It took me a looong time to find it, but here it comes!
Directly from the wilderness of the meme thread:
I think that I'd prefer 'Stache's format for Pearl.
Seems kind of OP. Knowing where it is kind of offsets it being on the bottom and missing shuffles. Three of these is a province every shuffle.
But Pearl could stand some playtesting throughout the $2-$4 range.
Three of these are a Province every shuffle if you are very good at managing your deck. Otherwise, they will be a Province every second shuffle or even not a Province at all if they end up split between two hands.
Compare with Stash, where you need one more to guarantee 1 Province/Shuffle, but then you don't need to worry about doing exact reshuffles.
And Fourstashes is a pretty bad strategy, and I don't expect Threestaches to be much better.
Stache is good when you draw your deck, or when you are desperate for economy.