Topic: Really bad card ideas (Read 1862096 times)

Seprix · « **Reply #4525 on:** June 19, 2016, 02:24:21 pm »

Quote from: levymealone on June 19, 2016, 11:58:17 am

Quote from: Minotaur on June 15, 2016, 04:41:46 pm
Adam
Action/RSP/Ruins
Cost: $0

You may name a card. You may play this card again.

AdamH
Action/YMYOSL/Reserve
Cost: $4

Put this on your tavern mat.
When you shuffle your deck, you may call this to put your deck in any order.

I think it should put all gained cards that turn to the bottom of the deck, a la Golden Sombrero.

spiralstaircase · « **Reply #4526 on:** June 19, 2016, 04:20:36 pm »

Rustling bridge
Action - $3
All cards which are not affected by this card cost $1 less this turn, but not less than $0.

Co0kieL0rd · « **Reply #4527 on:** June 19, 2016, 07:11:37 pm »

Quote from: spiralstaircase on June 19, 2016, 04:20:36 pm

Rustling bridge
Action - $3
All cards which are not affected by this card cost $1 less this turn, but not less than $0.

That seems paradoxical.

Minotaur · « **Reply #4528 on:** June 19, 2016, 07:12:39 pm »

Topdeck Swag
Landmark

At the end of the game, reveal the top three cards of your deck. After scoring as usual, +VP equal to half the total VP value of the revealed cards rounded up.

popsofctown · « **Reply #4529 on:** June 20, 2016, 06:04:17 pm »

Drats 2$
Action
+1 Action
Each opponent gains a Drats.
_________________________

Setup: There are 500 Drats.

Surely this has been done?

spiralstaircase · « **Reply #4530 on:** June 21, 2016, 02:29:24 pm »

Quote from: Co0kieL0rd on June 19, 2016, 07:11:37 pm

Quote from: spiralstaircase on June 19, 2016, 04:20:36 pm
Rustling bridge
Action - $3
All cards which are not affected by this card cost $1 less this turn, but not less than $0.

That seems paradoxical.

https://twitter.com/yesthatsthejoke

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bertrand_Russell

Minotaur · « **Reply #4531 on:** June 21, 2016, 03:16:28 pm »

Quote from: spiralstaircase on June 21, 2016, 02:29:24 pm

Quote from: Co0kieL0rd on June 19, 2016, 07:11:37 pm
Quote from: spiralstaircase on June 19, 2016, 04:20:36 pm
Rustling bridge
Action - $3
All cards which are not affected by this card cost $1 less this turn, but not less than $0.

That seems paradoxical.

https://twitter.com/yesthatsthejoke

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bertrand_Russell

More like Russelling Bridge amirite?

Marcory · « **Reply #4532 on:** June 22, 2016, 06:46:42 pm »

Ruined Grand Market Action-Ruins

+1 Action
+1 Buy
--------------------
When you gain this, -1 Buy.
You cannot buy this if you have any in play

Marcory · « **Reply #4533 on:** June 22, 2016, 11:40:36 pm »

Grand Chapel Action $4

+1 Buy

You may trash up to 5 cards from your hand.

Minotaur · « **Reply #4534 on:** June 22, 2016, 11:53:16 pm »

Grand Conspirator
Action
Cost: $4

+$1

If you have played two or more Actions this turn, +$1
If you have played three or more Actions this turn, +1 Action
If you have played four or more Actions this turn, +1 Card
If you have played five or more Actions this turn, +1 Buy
If you have played six or more Actions this turn, +1 Card
If you have played seven or more Actions this turn, +1VP
---------------------
You cannot Buy this card unless you played three or more Actions this turn.

Ruined Conspirator
Action/Ruins
Cost: $0

If you have played three or more Actions this turn: +1 Card, +1 Action

Minotaur · « **Reply #4535 on:** June 27, 2016, 08:02:23 pm »

New mechanic - the Iron Price.

Iron Fleet
Action/Duration
Cost: (5 Iron*)

Now and at the start of your next turn:

+3 cards
Discard two cards from your hand. You may play an Attack card from your hand.

* - The cost to buy this card is that you must trash a card from your hand whose coin cost is at least the Iron cost of this card.

Minotaur · « **Reply #4536 on:** June 27, 2016, 09:24:46 pm »

Ceci Est Une Carte
Action
Cost: PP

+1 Card
+1 Action
Once this turn at a time when you could Buy an event, you may trigger any Event in the game.

popsofctown · « **Reply #4537 on:** June 28, 2016, 05:54:03 pm »

Rabbit Hunt
15$ Action - Duration

Now and at the start of your next turn: Now and at the start of your next turn: +1$

Minotaur · « **Reply #4538 on:** June 28, 2016, 07:29:38 pm »

Quote from: popsofctown on June 28, 2016, 05:54:03 pm

Rabbit Hunt
15$ Action - Duration

Now and at the start of your next turn: Now and at the start of your next turn: +1$

This only gets you ($1, $2, $1) on (this, next, the 3rd) turn. For $15, do you mean:

Now and at the start of each following turn: Now and at the start of each following turn: +$1?

Minotaur · « **Reply #4539 on:** June 28, 2016, 08:48:24 pm »

Young Gauss' Notebook
Victory
Cost: $299

5050 VP

Minotaur · « **Reply #4540 on:** June 29, 2016, 10:30:01 am »

Tourist Destination - Ruins, but not as bad. Include this pile when a card with Tourist Trapper type is in the Supply.

Historic Tunnels
Victory/Tourist Destination
Cost: <3>

+2 VP

Oldest Chapel In The Country
Action/Tourist Destination
Cost: $1

Trash two cards from your hand.

Part-Time Jack
Action/Tourist Destination
Cost: $3

Choose two of the following, and do them in order:
Look at the top card of your deck. Discard it or put it back.
Draw until you have 5 or more cards in hand.
Trash a card from your hand that is not a Treasure.
Gain a Silver.

Amish Market
Action/Tourist Destination
Cost: <5>

Choose three (the choices must be different): +1 Card, +1 Action, +$1, +1 Buy

Survivor Monument
Action/Tourist Destination
Cost: $2

Look at the top card of your deck. You may discard it. If you do, +1 VP

Minotaur · « **Reply #4541 on:** June 29, 2016, 06:59:07 pm »

Replica
Treasure/Tourist Destination
Cost: $4

You may play a Treasure from your hand twice. If you do, trash it.

Not The Best $3 Card
Action/Tourist Destination
Cost: $3

You may reveal a Victory card from your hand costing $4 or more. If you do, gain a Silver in hand. Otherwise, +$1.

Grade
Action/Tourist Destination
Cost: $3

+1 Card
+1 Action
Trash a card from your hand and gain a card having the same cost.

faust · « **Reply #4542 on:** June 30, 2016, 06:56:50 am »

Quote from: Minotaur on June 28, 2016, 07:29:38 pm

Quote from: popsofctown on June 28, 2016, 05:54:03 pm
Rabbit Hunt
15$ Action - Duration

Now and at the start of your next turn: Now and at the start of your next turn: +1$

This only gets you ($1, $2, $1) on (this, next, the 3rd) turn. For $15, do you mean:

Now and at the start of each following turn: Now and at the start of each following turn: +$1?

It's

Now and and the start of the next turn: Now and and the start of the next turn: Now and .... : $1

where .... is an infinitely long sequence of "Now and at the start of your next turn:"

Minotaur · « **Reply #4543 on:** June 30, 2016, 07:22:11 am »

Quote from: faust on June 30, 2016, 06:56:50 am

Quote from: Minotaur on June 28, 2016, 07:29:38 pm
Quote from: popsofctown on June 28, 2016, 05:54:03 pm
Rabbit Hunt
15$ Action - Duration

Now and at the start of your next turn: Now and at the start of your next turn: +1$

This only gets you ($1, $2, $1) on (this, next, the 3rd) turn. For $15, do you mean:

Now and at the start of each following turn: Now and at the start of each following turn: +$1?

It's

Now and and the start of the next turn: Now and and the start of the next turn: Now and .... : $1

where .... is an infinitely long sequence of "Now and at the start of your next turn:"

I think this would melt Goko. I think if the chain has length 1,000,000, it would be the same as the correction I submitted for all intents and purposes. The literally infinite string you propose looks ill-defined, or at the very least requires some sort of advanced set theory to interpret properly.

Let g=f_0 be the function: "Now and at the start of each following turn: +$1". g grants you ($1,$1,$1,$1,....) (0,1,2,3,4,...) turns from now.

Let f_1 be the function: "Now and at the start of your next turn: g". f_1 grants you ($1,$2,$2,$2,...) because it fires g this turn and next turn.

f_2: "Now and at the start of your next two turns: g". f_2 grants you ($1,$2,$3,$3,$3,$3,...)

f_(infty) is the function I wrote a few posts ago.

Minotaur · « **Reply #4544 on:** June 30, 2016, 07:26:07 am »

Quote from: Minotaur on June 28, 2016, 08:48:24 pm

Young Gauss' Notebook
Victory
Cost: $299

5050 VP

https://nrich.maths.org/2478

So do we not get it, or was it a big flop altogether?

faust · « **Reply #4545 on:** June 30, 2016, 08:57:31 am »

Quote from: Minotaur on June 30, 2016, 07:22:11 am

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Sure. The outcomes are essentially the same. But my proposal is a really bad card idea, and yours is just a card idea. I win.

Minotaur · « **Reply #4546 on:** June 30, 2016, 12:56:02 pm »

Quote from: faust on June 30, 2016, 08:57:31 am

Quote from: Minotaur on June 30, 2016, 07:22:11 am
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Sure. The outcomes are essentially the same. But my proposal is a really bad card idea, and yours is just a card idea. I win.

No matter how the text is formulated, it's still PRETTY BAD at the very least. Heck, it even resembles Pirate Ship, and that's on my short list of cards I would time-travel murder.

Seprix · « **Reply #4547 on:** June 30, 2016, 01:44:45 pm »

Where is Pirate Ship on your Donald X. Vaccarino/United States history shipping timetable?

Minotaur · « **Reply #4548 on:** June 30, 2016, 02:08:02 pm »

Quote from: Seprix on June 30, 2016, 01:44:45 pm

Where is Pirate Ship on your Donald X. Vaccarino/United States history shipping timetable?

It's like the Prohibition era for treasure cards. The Pirates are basically Donald's mafia.

popsofctown · « **Reply #4549 on:** June 30, 2016, 03:39:42 pm »

Quote from: Minotaur on June 28, 2016, 07:29:38 pm

Quote from: popsofctown on June 28, 2016, 05:54:03 pm
Rabbit Hunt
15$ Action - Duration

Now and at the start of your next turn: Now and at the start of your next turn: +1$

This only gets you ($1, $2, $1) on (this, next, the 3rd) turn. For $15, do you mean:

Now and at the start of each following turn: Now and at the start of each following turn: +$1?

Yeah I'm not sure it's quite right, trying to get the fibbonacci sequence.

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