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[heron]

Theater: $8 Action

When you play this card, play it as if it is an action card in the supply that costs less than this.
Theater costs $2 less per action card you have in play.

[mDuo13]

THAT'S IT! EVERYBODY DIES!
Action - $15
Trash all cards in play, in the supply, in players' decks, and in players' hands.

[jotheonah]

Redundancy
Action-Reaction - $0
Trash any number of cards from the trash pile.

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Anytime you would perform an action, you may reveal this card to perform that action.

[Dsell]

Redundancy
Action - $0
Trash any number of cards from the trash pile.

Redundancy Room
Action - $4
Play this card twice.

[jotheonah]

Wouldn't resolving Redundancy Room crash iso?

[Axxle]

Wouldn't resolving Redundancy Room crash iso?

Then it would be a really bad idea to make this an actual card, wouldn't it.

[qmech]

Another candidate for ordinal-valued Dominion?  Excellent.

[Schlippy]

Slingshot:
Action/Attack - $3
Flick 5 VP-tokens at the fingers of your neighbours. They have to discard any cards that they may drop.
(The flicked VP-tokens return to the supply afterwards)


Suicide Bomber:
Action/Attack - $7
Every other player reveals his hand. You may choose to trash the hand of each other player. (You can choose not to trash a specific hand)
If you trash at least one players hand: Trash your own hand and any cards you have in play.

[Mister Alex]

THAT'S IT! EVERYBODY DIES!
Action - $15
Trash all cards in play, in the supply, in players' decks, and in players' hands.

Then add up VP hidden in Islands and/or Native Villages with any VP chips collected to see who wins!  Could be fun. 

[heron]

Asylum
Action - $6
Trash any number of cards from your hand.
For each card trashed:
+1 card, +1 action, +$1, +1 buy.

The sad thing is, I actually play with this card sometimes.
It's funniest in goons engines.

[randomdragoon]

Inception $5
Action
+1 card
+1 action
Play a sub-game of Dominion, using whatever cards are still left in the supply. If you win the sub-game, +cards equal to the number of players in the game.

[Jfrisch]

revenge 0$
Action-Reaction
If your opponent plays an attack card on you may light there deck on fire and punch them in the face.
Your opponent gets 100 vp tokens.
(alternate version, you may only do this upon being torturer chained)

[ChocophileBenj]

Only in 2 player games :

-Flag-,
Action victory, cost $0*
Worth 0 VP
Trash this and another copy of flag from your hand. If you trashed two flags this way, +157 VPs.
(this is not in the supply)

-Capture the Flag !-
Action attack, cost $5
Choose one : your opponent must trash a victory card from his hand (or reveal his hand without victory cards) OR look through the trash pile, gain a random victory card.
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Setup : on the beginning of the game, each player starts with 2 estates and a flag in his deck, instead of 3 estates ;
Make two separate piles in the trash pile : one for the victory cards, and one for the other cards.

[gman314]

I just discovered this thread today and it made me laugh so hard!

[Axxle]

Cowbell
Action Victory, cost $3
Gain a Cowbell
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Worth 11 VP as long as you have one more Cowbell than the player with the most cowbells.


(you always need more cowbell)

[sparky5856]

Confused King's Court

Action-Reaction - 7$

You may reveal an action card from your hand. Trash it three times.
Whenever another player plays an Attack card, you may reveal this from your hand. If you do, they play the attack card three times.

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Neigh! Whinny!

Action - 2$

Choose zero: +2389523528 actions, +1337 buys, -2$, trash your deck and put the trash pile on your discard pile.

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Bed Mastication

Action - 6$

You may eat your mattress. If you do, +2 VP.

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Askew Inventor

Action - $6

+1 Action
Write a post in the Really Bad Card Ideas thread. +X Cards, where X is the number of upvotes the post gets within 6 hours.

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Fever

Action-Reaction - $5

+1 Action
If you actually have a fever when playing this card, then go to bed. Otherwise, +2 Cards.
When another player plays this card, you may reveal this from your hand. If you do, you both gain a Cowbell.

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Yes I'm procrastinating going to bed in case anyone is wondering.

[O]

Neigh! Whinny!

Action - 2$

Choose zero: +2389523528 actions, +1337 buys, -2$, trash your deck and put the trash pile on your discard pile.

Should be a prize, I can see a potential combo here... (protip: It involves another prize and buys every card in the supply).

[iangoth]

Diadem!

Here's one.

Plague

Action - Attack - $1

+1 action
Each other player may discard a plague. If he doesn't, he gain a plague.

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Setup: Place as many plague cards in the supply as curses.

[Morgrim7]

Diadem!

Diadumb
$0 Treasure-Prize
Worth $0
Worth one per unused action card you have in play.

...

Long Life
$15 Treasure
Worth one per 5 years you have lived.
Gain a efiL gnoL.

efiL gnoL
$15 Treasure
Worth one per 5 years of life you haven't lived.
Gain a Long Life.

[Thisisnotasmile]

Neigh! Whinny!

Action - 2$

Choose zero: +2389523528 actions, +1337 buys, -2$, trash your deck and put the trash pile on your discard pile.

Should be a prize, I can see a potential combo here... (protip: It involves another prize and buys every card in the supply).

I don't see the combo. The card does precisely nothing?

[O]

Neigh! Whinny!

Action - 2$

Choose zero: +2389523528 actions, +1337 buys, -2$, trash your deck and put the trash pile on your discard pile.

Should be a prize, I can see a potential combo here... (protip: It involves another prize and buys every card in the supply).

I don't see the combo. The card does precisely nothing?

oops...

[sparky5856]

Neigh! Whinny!

Action - 2$

Choose zero: +2389523528 actions, +1337 buys, -2$, trash your deck and put the trash pile on your discard pile.

Should be a prize, I can see a potential combo here... (protip: It involves another prize and buys every card in the supply).

I don't see the combo. The card does precisely nothing?

Which is why it's a REALLY bad card idea  (Actually, with any number of choices the card would be a pretty bad idea...)

[A Drowned Kernel]

Jack of No Trades

Action- $2

Gain a copper. Reveal the top card of you deck, then put it back. Draw up to four cards in your hand. You may trash a non-treasure card from your hand; if you do, gain a copy of it.

[Titandrake]

Onion
Action - $0

Peel this card in half. Then trash it.
Each other player gains a Curse.

[One Armed Man]

Jack of No Trades

Action- $2

Gain a copper. Reveal the top card of you deck, then put it back. Draw up to four cards in your hand. You may trash a non-treasure card from your hand; if you do, gain a copy of it.

Jill of All Trades
Action - $4
+2 actions. +1 Buy. You may place a card from your hand on the bottom of your deck. You may trash a treasure card from your hand.
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Add Jill of All Trades as a Supply card whenever you play with both Jack of All Trades and Wishing Well.