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[Asper]

That's funny because Navigator is both a Dominion card and an old browser, see?

I'm glad you explained that. Thank you.

Maybe i should explain my post too. Just to make it funnier.

[Marcory]

Russian Roulette Action $8

Each player reveals and discards the top 5 cards of his deck. If any of the revealed cards is a Victory cards, trash your hand, deck, discard pile, and all of your cards in play and gain 7 coppers and 3 Estates.

If none of the revealed cards is a Victory card, gain 2 cards whose total cost is up to $20.
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When you gain this, each player (including you) gains an Estate.

(The Estate gain is to keep this from being OP)

[market squire]

Suicide (Action) P
Die.



(Puzzle: How can you force an opponent to die, assuming he himself has no suicidal interest?)

[pacovf]

Russian Roulette Action $8

Each player reveals and discards the top 5 cards of his deck. If any of the revealed cards is a Victory cards, trash your hand, deck, discard pile, and all of your cards in play and gain 7 coppers and 3 Estates.

If none of the revealed cards is a Victory card, gain 2 cards whose total cost is up to $20.
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When you gain this, each player (including you) gains an Estate.

(The Estate gain is to keep this from being OP)

Oh, I like the idea.

Russian Roulette
Types: Action
Cost: $7
Discard the top card of your deck. If it was a Victory card, return to the supply all cards from your hand, deck, discard pile and play area, then gain 7 coppers and 3 Estates. Otherwise, the player to your left plays this.
The first time Russian Roulette is played in a turn, gain a Victory card.

Suicide (Action) P
Die.



(Puzzle: How can you force an opponent to die, assuming he himself has no suicidal interest?)

Possession.

[faust]

Suicide (Action) P
Die.



(Puzzle: How can you force an opponent to die, assuming he himself has no suicidal interest?)

Possession is boring, so this is a much better solution:

Opponent's turn. He plays Village, Menagerie (revealing 2x Throne Room, Masquerade, Estate). Then he plays Scout (!), revealing 4 Coppers and putting them all back. Then he plays Throne Room-Throne Room-Masquerade. You see your chance and pass him Suicide on the second Masquerade play. Now he dies twice!

[liopoil]

He just trashes the suicide.

[silverspawn]

He just trashes the suicide.

yes, but it was almost cool

you could add a "when you trash this, return it to your hand" clause to suicide.

[faust]

He just trashes the suicide.

Didn't you read properly?

Suicide Fortress (Action) P
Die.
_______________________

When you trash this, put it into your hand.

(Puzzle: How can you force an opponent to die, assuming he himself has no suicidal interest?)

[pacovf]

He just trashes the suicide.

Didn't you read properly?

Suicide Fortress (Action) P
Die.
_______________________

When you trash this, put it into your hand.

(Puzzle: How can you force an opponent to die, assuming he himself has no suicidal interest?)

Meh, if you don't like Possession, just wait until he Princes Throne Room, then pass him Suicide with your Masquerade after checking he has no other action card in hand with Cutpurse.

Or, if he Princes a Herald instead, then you just have to Ambassador him a Suicide, then play Spy until Suicide is on top of his deck. Finally, play Bureaucrat so that he topdecks a Victory card from hand. Congratulations! You can now be charged with Manslaughter.

EDIT: Extra (simple) puzzle: how to do this in a way that your opponent couldn't expect before you started your turn?

[Dsell]

He just trashes the suicide.

Didn't you read properly?

Suicide Fortress (Action) P
Die.
_______________________

When you trash this, put it into your hand.

(Puzzle: How can you force an opponent to die, assuming he himself has no suicidal interest?)

Meh, if you don't like Possession, just wait until he Princes Throne Room, then pass him Suicide with your Masquerade after checking he has no other action card in hand with Cutpurse.

Or, if he Princes a Herald instead, then you just have to Ambassador him a Suicide, then play Spy until Suicide is on top of his deck. Finally, play Bureaucrat so that he topdecks a Victory card from hand. Congratulations! You can now be charged with Manslaughter.

Edge case: the investigators find this thread and consider the murder to be premeditated.

[Asper]

"...and probably the most shocking: Shortly before the crime he boasted about his plans in an online forum - but nobody informed the autorities."

[werothegreat]

Procrastinate
Action - $11

You can gain this card later.

[Minotaur]

Procrastinate
Action - $11

You can gain this card later.

KC KC Bridge x3 Gardens

gg n00b

EDIT:  Even stronger with Vineyards, but the potion and buys for that disrupt the KC-2 Bridge-3 combo...

[Delta]

Greetings,

I'm somewhat new to Dominion and new to the forum, having joined specifically to post in this thread. I've only read around 20 of the 125 pages so I apologize if any of these have been done before, and again I'm fairly new to the game so apologies if any of these are real cards. Though I don't think that will be a problem...

Exorcist
Action/Reaction
$4
+1 Action
If the player to your right plays a Posession, reveal this card. If you do, invert the possession and play an extra hand with their cards. When you gain this, vomit on the player to your left.

Galileo
Action
$3
+1 Action, +1 Card. Reveal your entire deck. When you play more than two Galileos, gain a Figaro.

Red Wedding
Action/Attack
$9
All other players must trash their entire hand.

Chooser
$7
Action/Reaction
Gain 3 of any treasure card. When another player plays an attack card, you may discard this. If you do, gain 5 of any treasure card putting as many as you wish on top of your deck. You cannot buy or play this if you have any beggars in your hand.

Hope these amuse, if they do I have more. If not, let me know and I'll not pester you all again. In any case thanks for this thread. Truly hilarious!

[Asper]

Hope these amuse, if they do I have more. If not, let me know and I'll not pester you all again. In any case thanks for this thread. Truly hilarious!

I think is speak for all of us when saying that you are welcome to the forum regardless of how funny or awful your jokes are. I have still to see somebody who never made a bad joke. Personally, i laughed at the unexpected vomiting on Exorcist.

Also you might be interested in "Hommage to the best card", the meme thread, the general discussion with its "Let's take things completely out of context" thread (where people are deliberately quoted out of context, though what exactly that is is a matter of debate) and, of course, the "forum games", which people always seem to recommend to new users. In fact, this recommendation has become so typical it has become part of our (relatively new) "reference for f.ds lexicon and inside jokes".

Edit: And if you want to learn how to do cool stuff like editing your posts or want to know what it is with that "respect" thing, you can always ask cool users like me. Cheers

[Sidsel]

Greetings,


Galileo
Action
$3
+1 Action, +1 Card. Reveal your entire deck. When you play more than two Galileos, gain a Figaro.


Hope these amuse, if they do I have more. If not, let me know and I'll not pester you all again. In any case thanks for this thread. Truly hilarious!

You're doing good. I started singing.

[Delta]

Thank you both very much for the kind welcome!!!
Here are a few more:

Energizer Bunny
$2
Action
+1 Action. When you play Energizer Bunny, return it to the top of your deck.

Mummy
$3
Action
Reveal cards from your deck until you reveal an action card other than Mummy. Discard the other cards, then wrap the card in toilet paper and use it on a later turn. When you buy this, gain a curse.

Herpes
$0*
Curse/Reaction
-3VP. Gain this card when you play a Harem more than five times. If you are attacked you may reveal this card in your hand. If you do, the attacker gains a Herpes. (This card is not in the supply)

Norwegian Black Metal Minstrel
$4
Action
Trash a Chapel. When you do, +1 Card, +2 Actions.

Stock
$1
Treasure
+$1 for every Stock in your hand.

Amazon.com
$5
Action
You may buy any card in the supply for $5 less than its value (but not less than $0), but you may not place it in your deck for 3 turns. When you play this you may trash a Stock.

[enfynet]

Do you have an Amazon Prime too?

[sudgy]

One of the best things about this thread is that the last bunch of cards had some different wordings than published cards, making them have different effects than the probable intended effects, but it makes them even better...

[Delta]

Do you have an Amazon Prime too?

I tried to think of one for like an hour

[Minotaur]

Thank you both very much for the kind welcome!!!
Here are a few more:

Energizer Bunny
$2
Action
+1 Action. When you play Energizer Bunny, return it to the top of your deck.

Mummy
$3
Action
Reveal cards from your deck until you reveal an action card other than Mummy. Discard the other cards, then wrap the card in toilet paper and use it on a later turn. When you buy this, gain a curse.

Herpes
$0*
Curse/Reaction
-3VP. Gain this card when you play a Harem more than five times. If you are attacked you may reveal this card in your hand. If you do, the attacker gains a Herpes. (This card is not in the supply)

Norwegian Black Metal Minstrel
$4
Action
Trash a Chapel. When you do, +1 Card, +2 Actions.

Stock
$1
Treasure
+$1 for every Stock in your hand.

Amazon.com
$5
Action
You may buy any card in the supply for $5 less than its value (but not less than $0), but you may not place it in your deck for 3 turns. When you play this you may trash a Stock.

I've been working on a Modern Times parody set for a long time, but I'm trying pretty hard to balance them, so they're not exactly "RBCI" proper, I hope.  But I did include batteries.

http://forum.dominionstrategy.com/index.php?topic=11366.0

Half a dozen cards or so have planned updates that I haven't posted yet.  Basically it's about juggling Debt and making shady deals whenever you can.  It plays a lot slower than regular Dominion because of the Debt mechanic, which is sort of like a curse-ruin hybrid with a slow "payment" mechanism.

[silverspawn]

Posting Really bad Cards - Event - Card
+1 Post
Post this in the Really bad card ideas thread. If you have any questions, read the FAQ.
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When you post this, play it.

[silverspawn]

Posting Posting Really bad Cards - Event - Card
+1 Post
Post this in the Really bad card ideas thread. If you have any questions, read the FAQ.
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When you post this, play it.

[silverspawn]

Posting Posting Posting Really bad Cards - Event - Card
+1 Post
Post this in the Really bad card ideas thread. If you have any questions, read the FAQ.
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When you post this, play it.

[silverspawn]

Posting Posting Posting Posting Really bad Cards - Event - Card
+1 Post
Post this in the Really bad card ideas thread. If you have any questions, read the FAQ.
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When you post this, play it.