Ill-gotten prizes :
Worth $2
This is worth $1 more per unusued action you have.
When you play this, you may gain an estate, putting it into your hand.
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When you gain this, each other player gains a curse and discards down to 3 cards in hand.
Bad Luck Brian's Farming Minstrel Golem :
Action, Looter, Ruins.
Choose one : + 2 actions, reveal cards from your deck until you reveal a ruin and put it into your hand OR
reveal cards from your deck until you reveal two ruins other than FMG and play them in either order OR +2 actions, reveal the 3 cards from top of your deck and put back the ruins on top of your deck in any order.
In any case, discard the other revealed cards.
Card designer's nightmare :
Action, Reaction
+$2 ; look at the top 2 cards from top of your discard pile. Draw one of them, trash one of them and gain a card that shares the same type costing up to $3 more. Then you may shuffle your discard pile.
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When an opponent plays an attack, you may reveal and discard this this. If you do, the attacker loses 1 VP.
Scumbag Card designer :
Action, cost $1
Gain a card from the trash costing up to $4.
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When you gain this, gain a Ruins.