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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #6975 on: July 22, 2022, 09:19:24 pm »
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Generous Moneylender
Action - $4
You may discard a Copper from your hand for +$3.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #6976 on: July 29, 2022, 01:26:11 pm »
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Capital City
Action
Cost: $6

+1 Card
+2 Actions
If one or more Supply piles is empty, +1 Card.
If two or more, +$1 and +1 Buy.
For each additional Supply pile, +2 VP.
If the Province, Colony, or Castle pile is empty, +2 VP for each such pile.

EDIT:  Apparently I forgot that there already is an expansion with a Capital City, but the concept stands I guess.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #6977 on: July 29, 2022, 01:30:15 pm »
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Moneylaunderer
Action-Attack
Cost: $4

Each player gains a Curse into their hand.  You may trash a Curse from your hand for +$3.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #6978 on: August 11, 2022, 07:35:30 pm »
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Travelling Salesman
Action - $5
+1 Card
+1 Action
Connect all Kingdom piles in a loop using a roll of string. If no-one else can connect the piles using less string than you can, +1 Buy, +$2.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #6979 on: August 16, 2022, 09:17:51 pm »
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Bitcoin - $3 Treasure

Add a random amount between $0 and $5

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When you gain this, trash a Gardens from your hand or trash this.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #6980 on: August 18, 2022, 03:43:18 pm »
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Were-Cellar - $7, Action

+1 Action
Draw any number of cards. Discard one card per card drawn this way.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #6981 on: August 20, 2022, 04:34:59 pm »
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Chapeau
$2 - Action
Set aside up to 4 cards from your hand, placing them on top of your head.  Whenever any falls, put it in your discard pile.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #6982 on: August 23, 2022, 02:25:22 pm »
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Garden Party • $5 • Action
+35 Cards
Discard 33 cards.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #6983 on: August 28, 2022, 09:09:23 pm »
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I'm not really sure if this is an RBCI or not
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #6984 on: September 08, 2022, 05:01:43 pm »
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Sand Witch
$5 Action - Duration - Attack
Now and at the start of the turn after your next turn: +2 cards
At the start of your next turn, each opponent gains a Curse.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #6985 on: October 06, 2022, 01:39:26 am »
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My take on just throwing as many flaws as you can onto a card - intentionally bad.

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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #6986 on: October 06, 2022, 09:45:07 pm »
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The Ultimate Noob Fancard
Action - Duration - Reaction - Victory - Attack - $7P2
+1 Card
Each other player trashes the top card of their deck. Gain a Curse. You may discard a Curse. If you did, each other player discards down to 1 card. At the start of your next turn, +1 Coffers.
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When another player plays an Attack card, you may reveal this from your hand to have the Attack affect them instead of you.
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Worth 1 VP for each card in the Ultimate Noob Fancard pile at the end of the game.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #6987 on: October 21, 2022, 11:18:00 pm »
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Rename
$3, Action

Name a card. Name it something else. For the rest of this turn, all copies are named the new name.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #6988 on: October 26, 2022, 11:26:52 pm »
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Rename
$3, Action

Name a card. Name it something else. For the rest of this turn, all copies are named the new name.

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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #6989 on: October 29, 2022, 11:15:18 pm »
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Dock
Action - Reaction - $2
+2 Cards
You cannot play another Action card this turn.
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When you finish resolving an Action card, you may play this from your hand.





EDIT: OK, it looks like nobody got the joke. Here it is: if you play a Dock, can you play another one from your hand? That's certainly a pair o' Docks.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #6990 on: November 07, 2022, 07:58:50 pm »
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Adder
$6, Event
After this turn, add another card to the kingdom.

Remover
$2, Event
After this turn, remove a card from the kingdom.

Now every game can end with a city quarter-bridge-goons megaturn!

(Unfortunately, I told this to my kids, and now we play with this almost every game... It was clever the very first game. And only that game.)
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #6991 on: November 17, 2022, 01:33:51 pm »
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Adder
$6, Event
After this turn, add another card to the kingdom.

Remover
$2, Event
After this turn, remove a card from the kingdom.

Now every game can end with a city quarter-bridge-goons megaturn!

(Unfortunately, I told this to my kids, and now we play with this almost every game... It was clever the very first game. And only that game.)

Black Adder

$4 Night
Add another card to the kingdom.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #6992 on: November 17, 2022, 09:53:44 pm »
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Ambiguity
$4 Action
Reveal 2 cards from your hand. If the more expensive one's name is the same as the expansion the cheaper one's from, then trash both and gain a province.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #6993 on: December 03, 2022, 04:13:06 am »
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Sentry Advisor
$4 Action
+1 Card
+1 Action
Reveal the top 3 cards of your deck.
The player to your left chooses one; put it back on top.
Trash and/or discard the rest.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #6994 on: December 09, 2022, 07:19:29 pm »
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A card named "it" (lower case "i"). The text could be something like "You may reveal an Action card from your hand to gain a copy of it".
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #6995 on: December 15, 2022, 03:54:05 am »
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Silver Is The New Purple
$5 Action-Attack

You may trash a card from your hand. If you don't, gain a Silver to your hand. Each other player with 5 or more cards in hand trashes a card costing $3 or more, or reveals a hand with none. Each other player also gains a Silver to their discard.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #6996 on: December 15, 2022, 09:15:10 pm »
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Ruined
Trait
When you play a Ruined card, only perform the first line or sentence of instructions, replacing all numbers with 1.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #6997 on: December 16, 2022, 02:19:12 am »
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Ruined
Trait
When you play a Ruined card, only perform the first line or sentence of instructions, replacing all numbers with 1.
If this is on the Knights pile, I want Sir Michael.

IIRC, it’s the only handsize attack this works for because all of the others have some other text (usually a vanilla bonus) first.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #6998 on: December 19, 2022, 05:35:58 pm »
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Triploons
*$7 Treasure - Loot
+$3
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When you gain this, gain two Golds.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #6999 on: December 20, 2022, 03:01:21 am »
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Triploons

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Pentaloons
$7 Treasure - Loot
+$3
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When you gain this, gain four Golds.

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Pantaloons
$7 Treasure - Loot - Attack
+$3.
All players reveal their hands and trash any reveals Golds.

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Santaloons
$7 Treasure - Loot
+$3
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When you gain this, all players gain a Gold.

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Doublunars
$7 Treasure - Loot
+$3
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When you gain this, gain two Moons.

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Bentaloons
$7 Treasure - Loot
+$3
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When you gain this, moon your opponents.

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Ventaloons
$7 Treasure - Loot
+$3
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When you gain this, notice a draft in your backside and try to hide the hole in your pants.

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