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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #5125 on: November 19, 2017, 01:12:06 pm »
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Maybe Rudolph should literally be the same as Pearl Diver, and there should be a One Foggy Christmas Eve card:

One Foggy Christmas Eve
Victory
Cost: $100

3VP
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In games using this, when you would look at only the bottom card of your deck and it is not also the top card of your deck, you may gain the top card from this pile, once per effect which would trigger this.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #5126 on: November 27, 2017, 01:49:41 pm »
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Ruined Courtyard
Action-Ruins
Cost: $0

Put a card from your hand on top of your deck.


Ruined Pearl Diver
Action-Ruins
Cost: $0

Look at the bottom card of your deck.  You may put it on top of your deck.


Shot Messenger
Action-Ruins
Cost: $0

Put your deck into your discard pile.
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When you gain this, each other player may gain a card costing up to $4.


Ruined Count
Action-Ruins
Cost: $0

Choose one:
Discard two cards
Put a card from your hand on top of your deck
Gain a Copper


Suboptimal Delving Location
Event-Looter
Cost: $4

+1 Buy
You may discard a Ruins.
If you do:  Gain a Silver.  Otherwise, gain a Ruins.


Diseased Harem
Treasure-Curse-Ruins
Cost: $0

+$1
-1 VP


Bad Dog
Action-Ruins
Cost: $0

+1 Card
If you discard this from your hand during your clean-up phase, put it on top of your deck.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #5127 on: November 27, 2017, 07:32:35 pm »
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Sibling Pie Cutter*
Action
Cost: $6

+1 Action
Reveal the top 5 cards of your deck.  The player to your left chooses two.  Either put those cards in your hand, or the others.  Discard the remaining cards.

* - Alright Timmy, you cut the pie, and Billy will choose which piece he wants!  No more fighting!
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #5128 on: November 28, 2017, 05:22:03 am »
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Sibling Pie Cutter*
Action
Cost: $6

+1 Action
Reveal the top 5 cards of your deck.  The player to your left chooses two.  Either put those cards in your hand, or the others.  Discard the remaining cards.

* - Alright Timmy, you cut the pie, and Billy will choose which piece he wants!  No more fighting!

Confectionery - 3$
+2 coins
Choose two non-Victory Supply piles. The player to your left chooses one of them: you gain a card from it.
Every other player may gain a card from the other pile.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #5129 on: November 28, 2017, 01:42:33 pm »
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Fact or Fiction
[...]
Reveal the top 5 cards of your deck.  The player to your left chooses two some of them.  Either put those cards in your hand, or the others.  Discard the remaining cards.
FTFY ;)
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #5130 on: November 28, 2017, 06:08:32 pm »
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Fact or Fiction
[...]
Reveal the top 5 cards of your deck.  The player to your left chooses two some of them.  Either put those cards in your hand, or the others.  Discard the remaining cards.
FTFY ;)

wtf Simpsonsdidit?!?!?

Urza was all like, "Magic is powerful.  Artifacts are powerful.  But magical artifacts?  Well, those are double-dog-dare-with-extra-sprinkles-on-top powerful, dude."
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #5131 on: November 28, 2017, 06:30:11 pm »
+1

wtf Simpsonsdidit?!?!?
Simpsons indeed dun diddit.

They also did this one:

Smithy Concentrate
$4 Action
+3 cards

And this one:

Hunting Grounds Opportunity
$6 Action
+4 cards

And this one:

[...]

And this one:

[...]

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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #5132 on: November 28, 2017, 06:57:19 pm »
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wtf Simpsonsdidit?!?!?
Simpsons indeed dun diddit.

They also did this one:

Smithy Concentrate
$4 Action
+3 cards

And this one:

Hunting Grounds Opportunity
$6 Action
+4 cards

And this one:

[...]

And this one:

[...]

[...]

Why doesn't Hunting Grounds feature Wonder Woman checking me out from across the bar while naked?  omg Donald plz fix...
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #5133 on: November 29, 2017, 02:34:39 pm »
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Why doesn't Hunting Grounds feature Wonder Woman checking me out from across the bar while naked?  omg Donald plz fix...

Why doesn't every card feature this?
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #5134 on: November 29, 2017, 02:57:33 pm »
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Why doesn't Hunting Grounds feature Wonder Woman checking me out from across the bar while naked?  omg Donald plz fix...

Why doesn't every card feature this?

Some folks gonna prefer Aqua Man, obviously...
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #5135 on: November 29, 2017, 03:06:41 pm »
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Sibling Pie Cutter*
Action
Cost: $6

+1 Action
Reveal the top 5 cards of your deck.  The player to your left chooses two.  Either put those cards in your hand, or the others.  Discard the remaining cards.

* - Alright Timmy, you cut the pie, and Billy will choose which piece he wants!  No more fighting!

You know this is already a Magic Card, right?
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #5136 on: November 29, 2017, 03:26:35 pm »
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Sibling Pie Cutter*
Action
Cost: $6

+1 Action
Reveal the top 5 cards of your deck.  The player to your left chooses two.  Either put those cards in your hand, or the others.  Discard the remaining cards.

* - Alright Timmy, you cut the pie, and Billy will choose which piece he wants!  No more fighting!

You know this is already a Magic Card, right?

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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #5137 on: November 29, 2017, 03:54:10 pm »
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Sibling Pie Cutter*
Action
Cost: $6

+1 Action
Reveal the top 5 cards of your deck.  The player to your left chooses two.  Either put those cards in your hand, or the others.  Discard the remaining cards.

* - Alright Timmy, you cut the pie, and Billy will choose which piece he wants!  No more fighting!

There is actually a Magic card called Fact or Fiction that does this.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #5138 on: November 29, 2017, 05:17:52 pm »
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Slowpoke
Night-Ruins-Pokemon
Cost: $0

You may play an Action card from your hand.

(Edit:  Changed to a Ruins-Pokemon for obvious reasons...)
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #5139 on: November 29, 2017, 05:25:51 pm »
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Fivetress
Action - $5

+1 Card
+2 Actions
_________________
When you trash this, put it into your hand.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #5140 on: November 29, 2017, 05:55:23 pm »
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Fivetress
Action - $5

+1 Card
+2 Actions
_________________
When you trash this, put it into your hand.

Put both of these in a game with Upgrade...
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #5141 on: November 30, 2017, 01:17:41 pm »
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Oh hey, did you hear about that Magic card called Fact or Fiction?
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #5142 on: November 30, 2017, 01:25:26 pm »
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Oh hey, did you hear about that Magic card [...]
I think Magic cards are somewhat off-topic for a Dominion board. Man, who even brought those up in the first place?
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #5143 on: November 30, 2017, 07:26:57 pm »
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Wasn't sure where to post...

wtf Simpsonsdidit?!?!?
Simpsons indeed dun diddit.

They also did this one:

Smithy Concentrate
$4 Action
+3 cards

And this one:

Hunting Grounds Opportunity
$6 Action
+4 cards



ok, that was fun enough to do another...



I almost called him "bisexual hammer guy."  Not sure I made the right choice tbh.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #5144 on: December 04, 2017, 05:16:22 pm »
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I didn't realize this idea belonged here until I thought about it more.

Liarworks 1$ Action
+1 Buy
Reveal a card at random from your hand.  If it's a Treasure card, +3 Actions.
If it's a Victory card, +3 cards.
If it's a an Action card, +3$.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #5145 on: December 04, 2017, 09:01:50 pm »
+4

I didn't realize this idea belonged here until I thought about it more.

Liarworks 1$ Action
+1 Buy
Don't reveal a card at random from your hand.  If it's a Treasure card, +3 Actions.
If it's a Victory card, +3 cards.
If it's a an Action card, +3$.

FTFY
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #5146 on: December 04, 2017, 10:39:19 pm »
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Newest Confection
6[DEBT] - Event
Take the Enviable state {Copper makes 1$ more on your turns, but not more than Platinum makes in the WoW black market.  At the end of your turn, if you have debt, trash all your cards}. 
When buy this, you may gain any number of Copper and play them (this happens before you get Enviable)
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #5147 on: December 09, 2017, 03:44:32 pm »
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No Rest For The Wicked/Weary, split pile.

No Rest For The Wicked
Action-Attack-Reserve
Cost: $3

+1 Card
+1 Action
Put this on your Tavern mat.
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At the start of your Night phase, you may Call this for $1. 
  If you do not: Gain a Curse.
  If you do:  Each other player may gain a Curse.  If they do not and they have 4 or more cards in hand, they discard a card.


No Rest For The Weary
Night
Cost: $2

Move one of your Reserve cards in play to your Tavern mat.

(Edited so the split pile actually has reasonable self-synergy...)
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #5148 on: December 11, 2017, 12:42:52 pm »
+1

Lend
Event
Cost: $1

(Once per turn.)
+1 Buy
Take a coin token.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #5149 on: December 11, 2017, 12:53:23 pm »
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Canine Hireling
Action-Reserve
Cost: $7

+1 Card
+1 Action
Put this on your Tavern mat.
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At the start of your turn, you may call this.  If you do, put it in your hand.
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When you discard this card, you may put it on your Tavern mat.


Wait For An Audience
Event
$2

+1 Buy
Put an Action card from your hand on your Tavern mat.
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Whenever resolving an Action would allow you to play an Action card from your hand, you may choose to use an Action card from your Tavern mat as if it were in your hand.
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Setup:  Add an Action that plays an Action to the Supply.
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