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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2775 on: June 25, 2014, 12:46:47 am »
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PS: Iron Island and Shmaven could actually be halfway decent cards.

Maybe.  Iron Island might benefit from number changes... one-shot cards are tricky.

Schmaven was supposed to be the opposite of Haven, but it's really kind of the same thing, only better because the benefit is front-loaded and you get to topdeck a card - in addition to moving a card from one hand to the other with the added benefit of seeing not only the hand you steal from, but also the hand that gains the card.  It was actually kind of amazing how complicated it was to make it do the same thing as Haven, but backward.  In the end, I figured that a big free snooping opportunity and a topdecking accomplished this about as well as I was going to manage it.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2776 on: June 25, 2014, 06:55:17 am »
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2777 on: June 25, 2014, 12:27:36 pm »
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2778 on: June 26, 2014, 10:00:38 am »
+1

Jack of all decks - Action - Deck$
Gain a deck. Look at the top deck of your deck. Topdeck it or undeck it. You may deck a deck from your deck that's not a deck.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2779 on: June 26, 2014, 03:58:12 pm »
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Jack of all decks - Action - Deck$
Gain a deck. Look at the top deck of your deck. Topdeck it or undeck it. You may deck a deck from your deck that's not a deck.
Jack of all trades - Action - trade$
Gain a trade. Look at the top trade of your trade. Toptrade it or untrade it. You may trade a trade from your trade that's not a trade.

This makes no sense. You can trade a trade, but only if it isn't a trade? But it has to be a trade!
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2780 on: June 26, 2014, 04:02:04 pm »
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Jack of all decks - Action - Deck$
Gain a deck. Look at the top deck of your deck. Topdeck it or undeck it. You may deck a deck from your deck that's not a deck.
Jack of all trades - Action - trade$
Gain a trade. Look at the top trade of your trade. Toptrade it or untrade it. You may trade a trade from your trade that's not a trade.

Jack of all Hodors

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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2781 on: June 26, 2014, 04:02:36 pm »
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That's bound to cause a bit of confusion.  Why don't we call you Bruce just to clear things up?

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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2782 on: June 26, 2014, 04:03:27 pm »
+5

Jack of all decks - Action - Deck$
Gain a deck. Look at the top deck of your deck. Topdeck it or undeck it. You may deck a deck from your deck that's not a deck.
Jack of all trades - Action - trade$
Gain a trade. Look at the top trade of your trade. Toptrade it or untrade it. You may trade a trade from your trade that's not a trade.

Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor

Hodor Hodor Hodor.  Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor.  Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor. Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor.

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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2783 on: June 26, 2014, 04:05:35 pm »
+1

Jack of all decks - Action - Deck$
Gain a deck. Look at the top deck of your deck. Topdeck it or undeck it. You may deck a deck from your deck that's not a deck.
Jack of all trades - Action - trade$
Gain a trade. Look at the top trade of your trade. Toptrade it or untrade it. You may trade a trade from your trade that's not a trade.

Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor

Hodor Hodor Hodor.  Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor.  Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor. Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor.

Fixed that for you

You stinker, I was going to do that.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2784 on: June 26, 2014, 04:08:51 pm »
+1

Jack of all decks - Action - Deck$
Gain a deck. Look at the top deck of your deck. Topdeck it or undeck it. You may deck a deck from your deck that's not a deck.
Jack of all trades - Action - trade$
Gain a trade. Look at the top trade of your trade. Toptrade it or untrade it. You may trade a trade from your trade that's not a trade.

Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor

Hodor Hodor Hodor.  Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor.  Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor. Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor.

Fixed that for you

You stinker, I was going to do that.

you could still do jack of all butts, that could be worth some respect

oh, wait :)
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2785 on: June 26, 2014, 04:22:39 pm »
+3

Jack of all decks - Action - Deck$
Gain a deck. Look at the top deck of your deck. Topdeck it or undeck it. You may deck a deck from your deck that's not a deck.
Jack of all trades - Action - trade$
Gain a trade. Look at the top trade of your trade. Toptrade it or untrade it. You may trade a trade from your trade that's not a trade.

Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor

Hodor Hodor Hodor.  Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor.  Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor. Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor.

Fixed that for you

You stinker, I was going to do that.

you could still do jack of all butts, that could be worth some respect

oh, wait :)
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2786 on: June 26, 2014, 06:20:42 pm »
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My brain. It hurts.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2787 on: June 26, 2014, 06:23:21 pm »
+2

My brain. It hurts.
"Brain"? good one!

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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2788 on: June 26, 2014, 07:09:22 pm »
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"Brain"? good one!

Jack of all "Brain"? good one!s - Action - "Brain"? good one!$
Gain a "Brain"? good one!. Look at the top "Brain"? good one! of your "Brain"? good one!. Remember it or forget it. You may block out a "Brain"? good one! from your "Brain"? good one! that is not a "Brain"? good one!.



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« Reply #2789 on: June 26, 2014, 07:13:35 pm »
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Jack of all "Brain"? good one!s - Action - "Brain"? good one!$
Gain a "Brain"? good one!. Look at the top "Brain"? good one! of your "Brain"? good one!. Remember it or forget it. You may block out a "Brain"? good one! from your "Brain"? good one! that is not a "Brain"? good one!.

Jack of all Jack of all "Brain"? good one!s - Action - "Brain"? good one!$ Gain a "Brain"? good one!. Look at the top "Brain"? good one! of your "Brain"? good one!. Remember it or forget it. You may block out a "Brain"? good one! from your "Brain"? good one! that is not a "Brain"? good one!.s - action - Jack of all "Brain"? good one!s - Action - "Brain"? good one!$ Gain a "Brain"? good one!. Look at the top "Brain"? good one! of your "Brain"? good one!. Remember it or forget it. You may block out a "Brain"? good one! from your "Brain"? good one! that is not a "Brain"? good one!.$

Gain a Jack of all "Brain"? good one!s - Action - "Brain"? good one!$ Gain a "Brain"? good one!. Look at the top "Brain"? good one! of your "Brain"? good one!. Remember it or forget it. You may block out a "Brain"? good one! from your "Brain"? good one! that is not a "Brain"? good one!.. Look at the top Jack of all "Brain"? good one!s - Action - "Brain"? good one!$ Gain a "Brain"? good one!. Look at the top "Brain"? good one! of your "Brain"? good one!. Remember it or forget it. You may block out a "Brain"? good one! from your "Brain"? good one! that is not a "Brain"? good one!. of your Jack of all "Brain"? good one!s - Action - "Brain"? good one!$ Gain a "Brain"? good one!. Look at the top "Brain"? good one! of your "Brain"? good one!. Remember it or forget it. You may block out a "Brain"? good one! from your "Brain"? good one! that is not a "Brain"? good one!.. Remember it or forget it. You may block out a Jack of all "Brain"? good one!s - Action - "Brain"? good one!$ Gain a "Brain"? good one!. Look at the top "Brain"? good one! of your "Brain"? good one!. Remember it or forget it. You may block out a "Brain"? good one! from your "Brain"? good one! that is not a "Brain"? good one!. from your Jack of all "Brain"? good one!s - Action - "Brain"? good one!$ Gain a "Brain"? good one!. Look at the top "Brain"? good one! of your "Brain"? good one!. Remember it or forget it. You may block out a "Brain"? good one! from your "Brain"? good one! that is not a "Brain"? good one!. that is not a Jack of all "Brain"? good one!s - Action - "Brain"? good one!$ Gain a "Brain"? good one!. Look at the top "Brain"? good one! of your "Brain"? good one!. Remember it or forget it. You may block out a "Brain"? good one! from your "Brain"? good one! that is not a "Brain"? good one!..

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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2790 on: June 26, 2014, 07:34:57 pm »
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i really should get more than 3 respect for coming up with this idea  >:(

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« Reply #2791 on: June 26, 2014, 07:43:18 pm »
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i really should get more than 3 respect for coming up with this idea  >:(

It's really easy to get upvotes.  You just have to push the right buttons.  Let me show you.

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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2792 on: June 26, 2014, 08:33:12 pm »
+10

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« Reply #2793 on: June 26, 2014, 11:43:58 pm »
+3

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« Reply #2794 on: June 27, 2014, 12:46:30 am »
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If someone else thinks to make the lame joke du jour into a Scout or Mine/Mint joke before you do, you may make fun of them for it.  If you do, you may gain a few upvotes and a Golf Clap from the Golf Clap pile.

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« Reply #2795 on: June 27, 2014, 01:16:22 am »
+2

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If someone else thinks to make the lame joke du jour into a Scout or Mine/Mint joke before you do, you may make fun of them for it.  If you do, you may gain a few upvotes and a Golf Clap from the Golf Clap pile.

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Beat a dead horse until it's significantly more dead than it was after it died but before you started beating it. After you've thoroughly beat it, bury it under a minefield and detonate the mines. Recover all parts of the dead horse and continue beating them until you can't possibly beat them any more. If anybody complains that you've beat the horse quite enough, call them "butthurt" and continue to beat the horse mercilessly.  Gain two upvotes.

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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2796 on: June 27, 2014, 02:54:28 am »
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2797 on: June 27, 2014, 07:39:59 am »
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« Reply #2798 on: June 27, 2014, 12:49:22 pm »
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I should point out that I was making an actual reference in mine:

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« Reply #2799 on: June 27, 2014, 12:54:42 pm »
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And while I'm at it:

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