I am very skeptical that Golem has any role to play in the above game or its variants. There is no draw, or even strong terminals. Golem/Baron sounds like an awful nombo. How will you hit Estates? You have no draw.
I think I have a decent chance against Pirate Ship if you give me Secret Chamber and Workshop/Talisman to Silver flood. Otherwise... yeah, this is one of the weakest boards ever, and I think the Ship gets it.
(Funny enough, if you replace any of the cards with any $7 card, even $7 Curse, Pirate Ship is obsoleted. I will just Remake up the deck!)