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MetaSkipper

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[Insert Socially Acceptable Greeting Here]
« on: April 19, 2014, 12:04:31 am »
+4

After a few days making bad cards, this is my official introduction. So hi there! My name on this part of the Interwebs is MetaSkipper, and Dominion happens to be one of my interests!
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Re: [Insert Socially Acceptable Greeting Here]
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2014, 12:13:48 am »
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[Insert welcoming and interested response here, including a subtle reference to forum games]
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Re: [Insert Socially Acceptable Greeting Here]
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2014, 12:50:13 am »
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[Insert offensive and belligerent reply to the effect of "we don't take kindly to your types around here" followed by a rant on how Butterfinger BBs and Butterfinger Bites are practically the same thing and it's Obama's fault that we're living under a socialist regime that wants us all to eat organic and brush our teeth when they know damn well it's our God-given right to yell loudly at all sinners like homosexuals and people who wear hats that aren't camo or NASCAR related]
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Re: [Insert Socially Acceptable Greeting Here]
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2014, 09:17:30 am »
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[something about pinapples]
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Re: [Insert Socially Acceptable Greeting Here]
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2014, 10:36:29 am »
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[literally just pineapples]
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Re: [Insert Socially Acceptable Greeting Here]
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2014, 10:37:02 am »
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[pineapples]
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Re: [Insert Socially Acceptable Greeting Here]
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2014, 10:46:59 am »
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[deciduous and coniferous trees]
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Re: [Insert Socially Acceptable Greeting Here]
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2014, 11:03:58 am »
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Wow. People here are really weird.
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Re: [Insert Socially Acceptable Greeting Here]
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2014, 11:19:43 am »
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[witty comeback]
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Re: [Insert Socially Acceptable Greeting Here]
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2014, 01:06:32 pm »
+1

[Even more witty comeback that also subtly insults FTTW without him realizing he's been insulted.]
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Re: [Insert Socially Acceptable Greeting Here]
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2014, 01:08:38 pm »
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[insert [insert random topic] to [insert random verb]]
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Re: [Insert Socially Acceptable Greeting Here]
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2014, 01:42:36 pm »
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I walk away for ten seconds and this is what breaks out.

I'm afraid that any forum games will have to be put on hold. I've resigned this week to actually learning how to play Dominion well. After that, I have Standardized Testing Month, and then I'm going to go back to making bad fan cards. But I'll probably find some time for some forum games.

[marginally funny reference to thread's running gag]

Also:
[literally just pineapples]
New sig confirmed.
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Re: [Insert Socially Acceptable Greeting Here]
« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2014, 01:56:05 pm »
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I've resigned this week to actually learning how to play Dominion well.

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Re: [Insert Socially Acceptable Greeting Here]
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2014, 01:58:17 pm »
+1

[Even more witty comeback that also subtly insults FTTW without him realizing he's been insulted.]

Ha yeah... wait... huh?
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Re: [Insert Socially Acceptable Greeting Here]
« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2014, 02:02:42 pm »
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I have no delusions about being able to having GDLK play after a week. I just want to be able to beat my Village Idiot+Mine friends on the suggested starting board.

[insert admission that this time is probably better spent on studying for my tests]
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Re: [Insert Socially Acceptable Greeting Here]
« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2014, 02:15:13 pm »
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Make no mistake, Dominion will take you far in life.
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Re: [Insert Socially Acceptable Greeting Here]
« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2014, 02:23:33 pm »
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Make no mistake, Dominion will take you far in from life.

FTFY
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Re: [Insert Socially Acceptable Greeting Here]
« Reply #17 on: April 20, 2014, 02:25:14 pm »
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Make no mistake, Dominion will take you far in from life.

FTFY

Dominion is life.

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Re: [Insert Socially Acceptable Greeting Here]
« Reply #18 on: April 20, 2014, 02:26:00 pm »
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[Beat dead horse about this thread's running gag.]
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Re: [Insert Socially Acceptable Greeting Here]
« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2014, 03:42:54 pm »
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Make no mistake, Dominion will take you far in from life.

FTFY

Dominion is life.

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Re: [Insert Socially Acceptable Greeting Here]
« Reply #20 on: April 20, 2014, 04:26:29 pm »
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[something about pinapples]

*pins some apples onto something*
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