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In Soviet Dominion...
« on: April 09, 2014, 12:30:55 am »
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Inspired by Kingzog3 in the Really Bad Card Ideas Thread.

In Soviet Dominion, Black Market buys you!
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2014, 12:40:49 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, Scout thinks you're the worst dominion card.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2014, 01:16:10 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, deck shuffles you!
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2014, 01:26:34 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, PPR breaks you.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2014, 01:27:45 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, everybody complains that Goko is too good!
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2014, 01:28:42 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, Goko Salvages you.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2014, 01:38:04 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, minions rush you!
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2014, 01:45:39 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, Ill-Gotten gains you.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2014, 01:47:36 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, solitaire beats you.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2014, 02:03:41 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, VP tracks you!
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2014, 02:15:21 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, your Provinces belong to the state!
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2014, 02:52:14 am »
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In Soviet Russia, you get taken to Fortress where they trash you and return you back for more.

In Soviet Russia, Butcher trashes you and takes away your coin.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2014, 03:34:55 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, all victories are shared victories.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2014, 05:12:13 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, Witch ng You!
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2014, 05:18:10 am »
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In Soviet Dominion you wait in line to buy cards.

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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #15 on: April 09, 2014, 05:57:35 am »
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In Soviet Dominion every village is a Worker's Village.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #16 on: April 09, 2014, 06:23:17 am »
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In Soviet Dominion Knights pile is replaced with Comrades pile.

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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #17 on: April 09, 2014, 06:23:32 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, Duchess buys you

In Soviet Dominion, Duke buys you

In Soviet Dominion, MineMint buys you

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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #18 on: April 09, 2014, 07:05:27 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, all cards are spies.

In Soviet Dominion, the game gains the farmland and trashes the farmland.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #19 on: April 09, 2014, 07:22:46 am »
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In Soviet Dominion all cards are equal, but some cards are more equal than others.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #20 on: April 09, 2014, 07:48:21 am »
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In Soviet Dominion Strategy, you earn respect with Strategy articles.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #21 on: April 09, 2014, 08:20:40 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, all Markets are Ruined Markets.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #22 on: April 09, 2014, 08:58:00 am »
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In Sovjet Dominion, when you win you lose.

In Sovjet Dominion, Harvest always produces $2.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #23 on: April 09, 2014, 09:02:04 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, Witch ng You!

Why, oh why does this not have more upvotes?
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #24 on: April 09, 2014, 09:28:51 am »
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A lot of the posts here seem to be missing the joke.  The joke here is based on a gag from the comedian Yakov Smirnoff.  On the other hand, several of you are instead posting humorous bits of political commentary, which I'm fine with too.
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