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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #50 on: April 09, 2014, 02:54:42 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, Witch ng You!

Why, oh why does this not have more upvotes?
Because I didn't understand it until now.
I still don't understand it.
Read the words backward.
And scrunched up.

Cleverness level: Over everyone's heads.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #51 on: April 09, 2014, 02:57:46 pm »
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I still don't get it.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #52 on: April 09, 2014, 03:19:50 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, minions split you!
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #53 on: April 09, 2014, 03:20:52 pm »
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Come on guys, you are doing these jokes wrong.  It is so irritating.  Why does this bother me so much?

We're doing it wrong because the base Soviet Russia joke format is terrible and unfunny.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #54 on: April 09, 2014, 03:23:41 pm »
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I still don't get it.
witch ng you
You ng witch
Young witch
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #55 on: April 09, 2014, 03:38:04 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, you ruin Cultist
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #56 on: April 09, 2014, 03:45:21 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, Witch ng You!

Why, oh why does this not have more upvotes?
Because I didn't understand it until now.
I still don't understand it.

Since jokes are funnier when explained¹, the implication is that otherwise "You ng Witch" (whatever that means), which with the Russian reversal becomes "Witch ng You".

This is funny because there is a card "Young Witch".²

Now go back and upvote my post, please!

1. No wait, that is so last week! Sorry!
2. Sorry again!
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #57 on: April 09, 2014, 03:47:31 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, Witch ng You!

Why, oh why does this not have more upvotes?
Because I didn't understand it until now.
I still don't understand it.

Since jokes are funnier when explained¹, the implication is that otherwise "You ng Witch" (whatever that means), which with the Russian reversal becomes "Witch ng You".

This is funny because there is a card "Young Witch".²

Now go back and upvote my post, please!

1. No wait, that is so last week! Sorry!
2. Sorry again!

In Soviet DominionStrategy, joke explains you.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #58 on: April 09, 2014, 04:01:51 pm »
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A lot of the posts here seem to be missing the joke.  The joke here is based on a gag from the comedian Yakov Smirnoff.  On the other hand, several of you are instead posting humorous bits of political commentary, which I'm fine with too.
Let's not go too far with the political commentary, else this thread will get moved to the RSP (Religion/Sex/Politics) subforum.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #59 on: April 09, 2014, 04:05:10 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, Witch ng You!

Why, oh why does this not have more upvotes?
Because I didn't understand it until now.
I still don't understand it.

Since jokes are funnier when explained¹, the implication is that otherwise "You ng Witch" (whatever that means), which with the Russian reversal becomes "Witch ng You".

This is funny because there is a card "Young Witch".²

Now go back and upvote my post, please!

1. No wait, that is so last week! Sorry!
2. Sorry again!

I didn't upvote at first because I thought that ng didn't mean anything, so it felt a bit forced. Then I thought that ng was a contraction of "nag" and upvoted it (who knows with all these young people around). Now that I know that ng doesn't actually mean anything, I am torn.  :-\
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #60 on: April 09, 2014, 04:09:49 pm »
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Inspired by Bobby's Soviet Russia joke in King of the Hill:
"In the West, you can pay 0$ for treasure. In Soviet Dominion, we have no treasure."
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #61 on: April 09, 2014, 04:16:16 pm »
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it's friday, friday... oh sorry, wrong thread

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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #62 on: April 09, 2014, 04:22:33 pm »
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it's friday, friday... oh sorry, wrong thread
Nobody expects the [Rebecca Black refence]! It's not even Friday.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #63 on: April 09, 2014, 04:29:43 pm »
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it's friday, friday... oh sorry, wrong thread
Nobody expects the [Rebecca Black refence]! It's not even Friday.
It's always Friday somewhere.

(or maybe not)
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #64 on: April 09, 2014, 04:34:24 pm »
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That song got me through college.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #65 on: April 09, 2014, 06:32:58 pm »
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Just made me think, can we expect soviet dominion to take over innovation isotropic, claiming that isotropic was once all domionion's anyways, and that everybody who plays on isotropic wants it to be dominion rather than innovation.

Unfortantely this leaves innovation to deal with the only other platform 'making fun', who then have to pay ludicrous amounts for the licence rights that they were getting a really good deal on before, sending them into bankruptcy.

All the while fd.s looks on helpless, vaguely suggesting a boycott, but actually still playing and paying over money just the same
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #66 on: April 09, 2014, 06:38:42 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, Duchess buys you

In Soviet Dominion, Duke buys you

In Soviet Dominion, MineMint buys you

Edit: Typo
In Soviet Dominion, Duchess gains Duchy.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #67 on: April 09, 2014, 06:42:44 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, Duchess buys you

In Soviet Dominion, Duke buys you

In Soviet Dominion, MineMint buys you

Edit: Typo
In Soviet Dominion, Duchess gains Duchy.

Now that's just ridiculous.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #68 on: April 09, 2014, 07:10:45 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, you trade three silvers for one

In Soviet Dominion, Harem buys you

In Soviet Dominion, Advisors are still the same
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #69 on: April 09, 2014, 08:02:54 pm »
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May someone explain me how to get respect out of this thread ?
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #70 on: April 09, 2014, 08:17:15 pm »
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May someone explain me how to get respect out of this thread ?

you do this                                                               and then this                                                     and then you just go like                                    8)                                                  and then everyone will upvote your post

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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #71 on: April 09, 2014, 08:26:00 pm »
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #72 on: April 09, 2014, 08:26:54 pm »
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May someone explain me how to get respect out of this thread ?
In this thread, the thread gets respect out of you.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #73 on: April 09, 2014, 08:52:10 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, Scout jokes about worst card being you.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #74 on: April 09, 2014, 08:59:32 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, Scout thinks you're the worst dominion card.

In Soviet Dominion, Scout jokes about worst card being you.

Me too! In Soviet Dominion, Scout makes remarks about you being the worst card!
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