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In Soviet Dominion...
« on: April 09, 2014, 12:30:55 am »
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Inspired by Kingzog3 in the Really Bad Card Ideas Thread.

In Soviet Dominion, Black Market buys you!
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2014, 12:40:49 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, Scout thinks you're the worst dominion card.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2014, 01:16:10 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, deck shuffles you!
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2014, 01:26:34 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, PPR breaks you.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2014, 01:27:45 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, everybody complains that Goko is too good!
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2014, 01:28:42 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, Goko Salvages you.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2014, 01:38:04 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, minions rush you!
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2014, 01:45:39 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, Ill-Gotten gains you.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2014, 01:47:36 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, solitaire beats you.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2014, 02:03:41 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, VP tracks you!
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2014, 02:15:21 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, your Provinces belong to the state!
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2014, 02:52:14 am »
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In Soviet Russia, you get taken to Fortress where they trash you and return you back for more.

In Soviet Russia, Butcher trashes you and takes away your coin.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2014, 03:34:55 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, all victories are shared victories.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2014, 05:12:13 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, Witch ng You!
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2014, 05:18:10 am »
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In Soviet Dominion you wait in line to buy cards.

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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #15 on: April 09, 2014, 05:57:35 am »
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In Soviet Dominion every village is a Worker's Village.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #16 on: April 09, 2014, 06:23:17 am »
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In Soviet Dominion Knights pile is replaced with Comrades pile.

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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #17 on: April 09, 2014, 06:23:32 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, Duchess buys you

In Soviet Dominion, Duke buys you

In Soviet Dominion, MineMint buys you

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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #18 on: April 09, 2014, 07:05:27 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, all cards are spies.

In Soviet Dominion, the game gains the farmland and trashes the farmland.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #19 on: April 09, 2014, 07:22:46 am »
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In Soviet Dominion all cards are equal, but some cards are more equal than others.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #20 on: April 09, 2014, 07:48:21 am »
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In Soviet Dominion Strategy, you earn respect with Strategy articles.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #21 on: April 09, 2014, 08:20:40 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, all Markets are Ruined Markets.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #22 on: April 09, 2014, 08:58:00 am »
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In Sovjet Dominion, when you win you lose.

In Sovjet Dominion, Harvest always produces $2.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #23 on: April 09, 2014, 09:02:04 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, Witch ng You!

Why, oh why does this not have more upvotes?
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #24 on: April 09, 2014, 09:28:51 am »
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A lot of the posts here seem to be missing the joke.  The joke here is based on a gag from the comedian Yakov Smirnoff.  On the other hand, several of you are instead posting humorous bits of political commentary, which I'm fine with too.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #25 on: April 09, 2014, 09:32:47 am »
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In Soviet dominion you can Embargo 5 piles at a time.

In Soviet Dominion, there is no Prosperity set.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #26 on: April 09, 2014, 10:18:02 am »
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Do you know the difference between a gold in Soviet Dominion and a gold in classical one ?
$3 produced when played.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #27 on: April 09, 2014, 10:30:09 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, supply empties you.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #28 on: April 09, 2014, 11:11:16 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, pirate ship edge cases you!
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #29 on: April 09, 2014, 11:32:44 am »
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In USA Dominion, you have big Hunting Party, much fun, flip many card.

In Soviet Dominion, Party hunts YOU!

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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #30 on: April 09, 2014, 11:37:28 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, Coppers hit you with Venture.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #31 on: April 09, 2014, 11:38:09 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, trusty steed rides you!
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #32 on: April 09, 2014, 11:44:34 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, the president empties the supply in 3 turns.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #33 on: April 09, 2014, 11:46:23 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, trusty steed rides you!

In Soviet Dominion, Vladimir Putin rides Trusty Steed.

... with no shirt.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #34 on: April 09, 2014, 12:21:24 pm »
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #35 on: April 09, 2014, 12:39:47 pm »
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I can't believe that this hasn't been done yet:

In Soviet Dominion, most people are rushin'
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #36 on: April 09, 2014, 12:41:50 pm »
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Come on guys, you are doing these jokes wrong.  It is so irritating.  Why does this bother me so much?
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #37 on: April 09, 2014, 12:46:31 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, engine not good enough to overcome Big Money.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #38 on: April 09, 2014, 12:49:41 pm »
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Come on guys, you are doing these jokes wrong.  It is so irritating.  Why does this bother me so much?

In Soviet Dominion, Peebles gets really annoyed when people troll him.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #39 on: April 09, 2014, 12:49:48 pm »
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #40 on: April 09, 2014, 12:53:24 pm »
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In Sovjet Dominion every card reads you.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #41 on: April 09, 2014, 01:05:02 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, engine not good enough to overcome Big Money.

In Soviet Dominion, there are no engines and no money.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #42 on: April 09, 2014, 01:05:53 pm »
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In Soviet dominion this is stupid

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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #43 on: April 09, 2014, 01:11:35 pm »
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In Soviet dominion this is stupid

Commie!
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #44 on: April 09, 2014, 01:12:59 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, okay I admit it, I don't have any funny punchline here. I was just hoping to get some easy respect. Pretty please? you!
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #45 on: April 09, 2014, 01:14:31 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, okay I admit it, I don't have any funny punchline here. I was just hoping to get some easy respect. Pretty please? you!

In Soviet f.ds, Tables turns you!
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #46 on: April 09, 2014, 01:19:59 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, Witch ng You!

Why, oh why does this not have more upvotes?
Because I didn't understand it until now.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #47 on: April 09, 2014, 02:25:14 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, Witch ng You!

Why, oh why does this not have more upvotes?
Because I didn't understand it until now.
I still don't understand it.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #48 on: April 09, 2014, 02:47:13 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, Witch ng You!

Why, oh why does this not have more upvotes?
Because I didn't understand it until now.
I still don't understand it.
Read the words backward.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #49 on: April 09, 2014, 02:52:02 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, Witch ng You!

Why, oh why does this not have more upvotes?
Because I didn't understand it until now.
I still don't understand it.
Read the words backward.
And scrunched up.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #50 on: April 09, 2014, 02:54:42 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, Witch ng You!

Why, oh why does this not have more upvotes?
Because I didn't understand it until now.
I still don't understand it.
Read the words backward.
And scrunched up.

Cleverness level: Over everyone's heads.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #51 on: April 09, 2014, 02:57:46 pm »
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I still don't get it.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #52 on: April 09, 2014, 03:19:50 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, minions split you!
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #53 on: April 09, 2014, 03:20:52 pm »
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Come on guys, you are doing these jokes wrong.  It is so irritating.  Why does this bother me so much?

We're doing it wrong because the base Soviet Russia joke format is terrible and unfunny.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #54 on: April 09, 2014, 03:23:41 pm »
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I still don't get it.
witch ng you
You ng witch
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #55 on: April 09, 2014, 03:38:04 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, you ruin Cultist
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #56 on: April 09, 2014, 03:45:21 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, Witch ng You!

Why, oh why does this not have more upvotes?
Because I didn't understand it until now.
I still don't understand it.

Since jokes are funnier when explained¹, the implication is that otherwise "You ng Witch" (whatever that means), which with the Russian reversal becomes "Witch ng You".

This is funny because there is a card "Young Witch".²

Now go back and upvote my post, please!

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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #57 on: April 09, 2014, 03:47:31 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, Witch ng You!

Why, oh why does this not have more upvotes?
Because I didn't understand it until now.
I still don't understand it.

Since jokes are funnier when explained¹, the implication is that otherwise "You ng Witch" (whatever that means), which with the Russian reversal becomes "Witch ng You".

This is funny because there is a card "Young Witch".²

Now go back and upvote my post, please!

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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #58 on: April 09, 2014, 04:01:51 pm »
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A lot of the posts here seem to be missing the joke.  The joke here is based on a gag from the comedian Yakov Smirnoff.  On the other hand, several of you are instead posting humorous bits of political commentary, which I'm fine with too.
Let's not go too far with the political commentary, else this thread will get moved to the RSP (Religion/Sex/Politics) subforum.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #59 on: April 09, 2014, 04:05:10 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, Witch ng You!

Why, oh why does this not have more upvotes?
Because I didn't understand it until now.
I still don't understand it.

Since jokes are funnier when explained¹, the implication is that otherwise "You ng Witch" (whatever that means), which with the Russian reversal becomes "Witch ng You".

This is funny because there is a card "Young Witch".²

Now go back and upvote my post, please!

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I didn't upvote at first because I thought that ng didn't mean anything, so it felt a bit forced. Then I thought that ng was a contraction of "nag" and upvoted it (who knows with all these young people around). Now that I know that ng doesn't actually mean anything, I am torn.  :-\
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #60 on: April 09, 2014, 04:09:49 pm »
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Inspired by Bobby's Soviet Russia joke in King of the Hill:
"In the West, you can pay 0$ for treasure. In Soviet Dominion, we have no treasure."
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #61 on: April 09, 2014, 04:16:16 pm »
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it's friday, friday... oh sorry, wrong thread

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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #62 on: April 09, 2014, 04:22:33 pm »
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it's friday, friday... oh sorry, wrong thread
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« Reply #63 on: April 09, 2014, 04:29:43 pm »
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it's friday, friday... oh sorry, wrong thread
Nobody expects the [Rebecca Black refence]! It's not even Friday.
It's always Friday somewhere.

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« Reply #64 on: April 09, 2014, 04:34:24 pm »
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That song got me through college.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #65 on: April 09, 2014, 06:32:58 pm »
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Just made me think, can we expect soviet dominion to take over innovation isotropic, claiming that isotropic was once all domionion's anyways, and that everybody who plays on isotropic wants it to be dominion rather than innovation.

Unfortantely this leaves innovation to deal with the only other platform 'making fun', who then have to pay ludicrous amounts for the licence rights that they were getting a really good deal on before, sending them into bankruptcy.

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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #66 on: April 09, 2014, 06:38:42 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, Duchess buys you

In Soviet Dominion, Duke buys you

In Soviet Dominion, MineMint buys you

Edit: Typo
In Soviet Dominion, Duchess gains Duchy.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #67 on: April 09, 2014, 06:42:44 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, Duchess buys you

In Soviet Dominion, Duke buys you

In Soviet Dominion, MineMint buys you

Edit: Typo
In Soviet Dominion, Duchess gains Duchy.

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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #68 on: April 09, 2014, 07:10:45 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, you trade three silvers for one

In Soviet Dominion, Harem buys you

In Soviet Dominion, Advisors are still the same
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #69 on: April 09, 2014, 08:02:54 pm »
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May someone explain me how to get respect out of this thread ?
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« Reply #70 on: April 09, 2014, 08:17:15 pm »
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May someone explain me how to get respect out of this thread ?

you do this                                                               and then this                                                     and then you just go like                                    8)                                                  and then everyone will upvote your post

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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #71 on: April 09, 2014, 08:26:00 pm »
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« Reply #72 on: April 09, 2014, 08:26:54 pm »
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May someone explain me how to get respect out of this thread ?
In this thread, the thread gets respect out of you.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #73 on: April 09, 2014, 08:52:10 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, Scout jokes about worst card being you.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #74 on: April 09, 2014, 08:59:32 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, Scout thinks you're the worst dominion card.

In Soviet Dominion, Scout jokes about worst card being you.

Me too! In Soviet Dominion, Scout makes remarks about you being the worst card!
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #75 on: April 10, 2014, 07:40:31 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, the board depends on the strategy.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #76 on: April 10, 2014, 10:08:49 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, you have many Mint/Sovietic jokes.

In Soviet Dominion, harvest reveals you.

In Soviet Dominion, Rebuild, Expand and Upgrade trash you for something better.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #77 on: April 10, 2014, 11:45:29 am »
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In soviet dominion advisors choice is left to you.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #78 on: April 10, 2014, 01:34:34 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion your Library draws only those cards approved of by the state.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #79 on: April 10, 2014, 01:54:45 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion your Library draws only those cards approved of by the state.

And you must set aside Democracy card.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #80 on: April 10, 2014, 02:00:06 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion your Library draws only those cards approved of by the state.

In Soviet Dominion, Actions set aside Library.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #81 on: April 10, 2014, 02:35:07 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, Horse Traders you.
Man that's harsh.
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« Reply #82 on: April 10, 2014, 03:30:06 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, Gold topdecks Watchtower
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« Reply #83 on: April 10, 2014, 07:20:37 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion your Library draws only those cards approved of by the state.

...and burns the rest.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #84 on: April 10, 2014, 08:14:41 pm »
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In soviet dominion, a bad joke laughs at you...
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #85 on: April 10, 2014, 08:28:03 pm »
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In Soviet f.ds, dead horse beats you!
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #86 on: April 10, 2014, 08:55:27 pm »
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_reversal

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« Reply #87 on: April 10, 2014, 09:35:37 pm »
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_reversal

In Soviet DominionStrategy, joke format is strictly controlled by the state and there is no room for individuality and creativity.

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« Reply #88 on: April 10, 2014, 09:45:05 pm »
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_reversal

In Soviet DominionStrategy, joke format is strictly controlled by the state and there is no room for individuality and creativity.

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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #89 on: April 10, 2014, 09:58:47 pm »
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In soviet dominion, chapels and beggars are vetoed!
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #90 on: April 11, 2014, 06:51:02 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, SheReallyCantSayNo.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #91 on: April 11, 2014, 07:35:35 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, Duchess gains Duchy.

In Soviet Dominion, Duchy is taken away from the Duchess.




..and now belongs to th estate.
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« Reply #92 on: April 11, 2014, 07:39:59 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, a card misclicks you.
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« Reply #93 on: April 11, 2014, 11:32:55 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, your cards are still part of the Supply.
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« Reply #94 on: April 11, 2014, 01:00:09 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, your cards are still part of the Supply.

In Soviet Dominion, the Supply chooses you.
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« Reply #95 on: April 11, 2014, 01:47:50 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, the fortress is trashed when it is put in hand.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #96 on: April 11, 2014, 01:50:03 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, Stash isn't the only red card.
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« Reply #97 on: April 11, 2014, 01:52:23 pm »
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in Soviet Dominion, point counter debate you
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« Reply #98 on: April 11, 2014, 02:40:01 pm »
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So, trying my hand at Russian Reversal.

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« Reply #99 on: April 11, 2014, 03:28:26 pm »
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Soviet Pawn-Action-$2
Choose none:
+1 card, +1 action, +1 buy, +$1

Soviet Kings Court-Action-$7
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« Reply #100 on: April 11, 2014, 04:34:04 pm »
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"You people playing American Dominion have it easy. Taxman let you trash copper.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #101 on: April 11, 2014, 08:43:12 pm »
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In every country, Bureaucrats gain Silver. Some things never change.

There is no Mine in Soviet Dominion.

In Soviet Dominion, Wishing Well, Mystic, Rebuild, Doctor and Journeyman are a lot weaker.

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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #102 on: April 12, 2014, 08:43:29 am »
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I think I understand how this works...

In Soviet Dominion, the Bureaucrat trashes the Bishop and the Chapel.

In Soviet Dominion, a Masquerade passes you (and then a card from your hand may trash you!)
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #103 on: April 12, 2014, 11:51:23 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, there is no time limit. You can win by Stalin.

But that's not the only top strategy. In Soviet Dominion, Russian Gardens can also be effective.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #104 on: April 12, 2014, 12:27:52 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, there is no time limit. You can win by Stalin.

Unless you Lenin scheme to avoid it.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #105 on: April 13, 2014, 02:09:38 pm »
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In Soviet f.ds, Russian Reversal misuses you!
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #106 on: April 14, 2014, 05:38:17 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, the Supply empties Celestial Chameleon in 4 turns
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #107 on: April 14, 2014, 04:07:58 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, the Supply empties Celestial Chameleon in 4 turns

Nooo, someone already did a Celestial Charmeleon russian reversal..

I just wanted to post my:

 In Soviet Dominion, the supply is already empty before Celestial Charmeleon shows up.

joke, which seems a lot less creative now :-\
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #108 on: April 14, 2014, 04:13:29 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, the Supply empties Celestial Chameleon in 4 turns

Nooo, someone already did a Celestial Charmeleon russian reversal..

I just wanted to post my:

 In Soviet Dominion, the supply is already empty before Celestial Charmeleon shows up.

joke, which seems a lot less creative now :-\

I was already there, sorry:  http://forum.dominionstrategy.com/index.php?topic=10847.msg365951#msg365951

(reference to CC was implied)
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #109 on: April 14, 2014, 04:38:02 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, the Supply empties Celestial Chameleon in 4 turns

This is MY quote ! I demand royalties !

In Soviet Dominion, the president empties the supply in 3 turns.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #110 on: April 14, 2014, 04:47:57 pm »
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I reject your royalties, and demand Bolsheviks!!!
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #111 on: April 14, 2014, 04:56:15 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, the Supply empties Celestial Chameleon in 4 turns

This is MY quote ! I demand royalties !

In Soviet Dominion, the president empties the supply in 3 turns.

These are substantially different, humorologically speaking.
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #112 on: April 14, 2014, 05:05:47 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, the Supply empties Celestial Chameleon in 4 turns

This is MY quote ! I demand royalties !

In Soviet Dominion, the president empties the supply in 3 turns.

These are substantially different, humorologically speaking.

In Soviet Dominion, all humors are equal, but some humours are more equal than others...
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #113 on: April 14, 2014, 05:22:33 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, Copper hits you with venture !
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Re: In Soviet Dominion...
« Reply #114 on: April 14, 2014, 09:03:49 pm »
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Lenin? Stalin? L-MAO!
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