Everybody knows you only play with Potions 'round.
I think you only live to Chapel your deck down.
I wasted time when Silver I would buy, buy, buy.
When your Coppers all are trashed, you're gonna Scry, Scry, Scry.
Soon the Conspirators - they will all be gone.
I'll be lucky to grab even a single Pawn.
The few Duchies I gained - they just won't fly, fly, fly.
'Cause whenever it's your turn, you're gonna Scry, Scry, Scry.
You're gonna Scry, Scry, Scry and you'll Scry alone,
When everyone's resigned and you're playin' on your own.
You're gonna Scry, Scry, Scry.
I lie awake at night, think how to beat your game
With those Pools on the board, it always ends the same
I've an awful time just even tryin' to tie, tie, tie
Can't beat the action chains when you go Scry, Scry, Scry.
Till one fine day I tested out a different tack,
And bought myself near the whole damn Familiar stack.
You started spewin' Curses worse'n "fie, fie, fie" -
'Cause you're only seein' purple when you Scry, Scry, Scry!
You're gonna Scry, Scry, Scry, but it won't do no good;
Shoulda switched to Big Money back when you still could,
Instead of Scry, Scry, Scry.
(with apologies to Johnny Cash)
