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Things Dominion Players Say
« on: March 29, 2014, 10:37:31 am »
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Do any of you know any sayings that people sometimes say while playing Dominion that could easily be misinterpreted by non-Dominion players?

Things like:

"Harems are great"
"I have an overwhelming desire to Butcher a Border Village"

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Re: Things Dominion Players Say
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2014, 10:40:57 am »
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"I'll Twiddle your Bone Flute."

No?
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Re: Things Dominion Players Say
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2014, 11:28:47 am »
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Quote from: Drab Emordnilap on March 29, 2014, 10:40:57 am
"I'll Twiddle your Bone Flute."

No?
A) I don't get it
B) It has to be a reference to an actual Dominion card that could be misinterpreted by a non-Dominion player
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Re: Things Dominion Players Say
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2014, 11:44:35 am »
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Re: Things Dominion Players Say
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2014, 11:56:12 am »
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Quote from: ErrinF on July 02, 2014, 10:45:43 pm
Bomb, Cannon, and many of the Gunpowder cards can strongly effect gameplay, particularly in a destructive way

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Re: Things Dominion Players Say
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2014, 02:39:30 pm »
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if you're twiddling your bone flute, something has gone seriously wrong.
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Re: Things Dominion Players Say
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2014, 02:40:03 pm »
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also, there's a tiny little side-street near my house called Market St.  Every time I pass it, I think +1 card...
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Re: Things Dominion Players Say
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2014, 07:25:27 pm »
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Quote from: Drab Emordnilap on March 29, 2014, 10:40:57 am
"I'll Twiddle your Bone Flute."

No?

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Re: Things Dominion Players Say
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2014, 09:00:50 pm »
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"I'll Butcher those Rats into a Feast for another 2 Coins"
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Re: Things Dominion Players Say
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2014, 09:20:35 am »
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"I hate Scouts. They're stupid, the worst thing ever."

And an actual scout walks past you...
« Last Edit: March 30, 2014, 09:24:20 am by dominator 123 »
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Re: Things Dominion Players Say
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2014, 09:56:51 am »
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Quote from: MarkowKette on March 29, 2014, 09:00:50 pm
"I'll Butcher those Rats into a Feast for another 2 Coins"

Funny, but would it actually be a good choice?
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Re: Things Dominion Players Say
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2014, 12:03:00 pm »
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Quote from: dominator 123 on March 30, 2014, 09:20:35 am
"I hate Scouts. They're stupid, the worst thing ever."

And an actual scout walks past you...

And doesn't notice you because you're not a victory card.
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Re: Things Dominion Players Say
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2014, 12:42:06 pm »
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Quote from: pacovf on March 30, 2014, 09:56:51 am
Quote from: MarkowKette on March 29, 2014, 09:00:50 pm
"I'll Butcher those Rats into a Feast for another 2 Coins"

Funny, but would it actually be a good choice?
Butchering Rats is actually a good choice. Butchering anything into a Feast is not.

Quote from: Drab Emordnilap on March 30, 2014, 12:03:00 pm
Quote from: dominator 123 on March 30, 2014, 09:20:35 am
"I hate Scouts. They're stupid, the worst thing ever."

And an actual scout walks past you...

And doesn't notice you because you're not a victory card.
But he notices your harem, though!
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Quote from: ErrinF on July 02, 2014, 10:45:43 pm
Bomb, Cannon, and many of the Gunpowder cards can strongly effect gameplay, particularly in a destructive way

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Re: Things Dominion Players Say
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2014, 01:34:36 pm »
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"If i haggle for this Talisman i can get a Vagrant for free"
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Re: Things Dominion Players Say
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2014, 01:56:18 pm »
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Quote from: Awaclus on March 30, 2014, 12:42:06 pm
Quote from: pacovf on March 30, 2014, 09:56:51 am
Quote from: MarkowKette on March 29, 2014, 09:00:50 pm
"I'll Butcher those Rats into a Feast for another 2 Coins"

Funny, but would it actually be a good choice?

Butchering Rats is actually a good choice. Butchering anything into a Feast is not.

That was my question, actually. Butchering a rat is obviously a good thing, but gaining a feast instead of something actually useful so that you get to keep two coins? Maybe if it's your last turn in a scrying pool deck with plenty of actions but not so much buying power, to get a duchy out of it and butcher the next rats into a province... Wait that could actually work.
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Re: Things Dominion Players Say
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2014, 04:03:28 pm »
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Even after a count I still didn't have enough coins to buy to a bank so I had to rely on a hoard instead.
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Re: Things Dominion Players Say
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2014, 04:58:23 pm »
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I remodeled my Hovel into a Chapel in order to fight cursing.
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Re: Things Dominion Players Say
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2014, 06:18:20 pm »
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I threw a Bishop at the Policeman. (Literal translation of the norwegian "Jeg kastet en Biskop på Lensmannen" i.e. 'I discarded a Bishop on the Minion'.)
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« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2014, 06:15:38 am »
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The guy next door just remade develop and remodel into remake and upgrade,
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Re: Things Dominion Players Say
« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2014, 07:35:32 am »
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"I'll Trade my Silver for 3 Silvers."
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Re: Things Dominion Players Say
« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2014, 09:31:39 am »
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"I'm thinking of Upgrading my Harem into a Bank..."
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Re: Things Dominion Players Say
« Reply #21 on: April 03, 2014, 05:40:26 am »
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Nah, I know by many actions that you're such a cheap peddler !
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Re: Things Dominion Players Say
« Reply #22 on: April 03, 2014, 02:58:23 pm »
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Quote from: dominator 123 on April 02, 2014, 07:35:32 am
"I'll Trade my Silver for 3 Silvers."

"I'll Trade my 2 Silvers for a Silver."
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« Reply #23 on: April 03, 2014, 03:04:12 pm »
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Quote from: qmech on April 03, 2014, 02:58:23 pm
Quote from: dominator 123 on April 02, 2014, 07:35:32 am
"I'll Trade my Silver for 3 Silvers."

"I'll Trade my 2 Silvers for a Silver."

"I'll Trade my Silver and an Estate for 3 coins and a buy."
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« Reply #24 on: April 03, 2014, 03:14:30 pm »
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"I'll throw some platinum in my forge and, hmmm....how about a squire!!

Now let's see what I've got here, ah yes, the deed to a colony. And what's this? A bureaucrat!?"
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