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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #50 on: December 01, 2014, 04:33:07 pm »
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I'd name you for Rebuild, because you're perfect, baby.

I'd name you for Journeyman because I don't want to draw you dead.

I'd name you for Doctor.  Have you looked in a mirror lately?

I name you for Wishing Well. Does my wish come true?

I *would* name you for Wishing Well, but I played Vagrant, so I drew you anyway!

I don't think this one is very good  :P

And the Journeyman and Doctor ones were somehow better?

well at least they didn't imply that the girl you're trying to pick up is junk

It's funny because women are a curse!
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #51 on: December 01, 2014, 04:34:44 pm »
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don't worry, vagrant doesn't just pick up curses. He also picks up Harems!
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #52 on: December 01, 2014, 04:36:58 pm »
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don't worry, vagrant doesn't just pick up curses. He also picks up Harems!

And Ruins.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #53 on: December 01, 2014, 04:38:48 pm »
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don't worry, vagrant doesn't just pick up curses. He also picks up Harems!

And Ruins.
To hell with that. He picks up victory as well. I'm easily worth a whole colony. ;)
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #54 on: December 01, 2014, 04:39:45 pm »
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don't worry, vagrant doesn't just pick up curses. He also picks up Harems!

And Ruins.

And necropolis.

Am I winning this?
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #55 on: December 01, 2014, 04:41:54 pm »
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and dreamy private estates.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #56 on: December 01, 2014, 05:11:57 pm »
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If you come and join me in the embassy, I'll give you a silver...
If you come and join me in my Harem, I'll get a Silver (at least sort of).
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #57 on: December 01, 2014, 06:21:30 pm »
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I want *you* to be my Advisor, 'cuz I know you'll give me the good stuff.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #58 on: December 01, 2014, 06:54:24 pm »
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I'll discard my pearl diver. Because i want sex
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #59 on: December 01, 2014, 07:11:20 pm »
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I'll discard my pearl diver. Because i want sex

Somewhere in there is a double entendre, if you do enough digging around for it.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #60 on: December 03, 2014, 10:07:02 am »
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Damn girl, I wanna Warehouse your Tunnels so bad...

I just thought of a better one.

Navigator Tunnel?  But I hardly know her!

(EDIT: Should that be "Navigator Tunnel opening?" It would still work!)
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #61 on: December 03, 2014, 10:20:42 am »
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I'll be the Prince if you be the Princess...

Honestly, I just want everything I ever buy to be on sale.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #62 on: December 03, 2014, 11:18:51 am »
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I'll be the Prince if you be the Princess...

Like, you'll be her brother?
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #63 on: December 03, 2014, 11:24:23 am »
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I'll be the Prince if you be the Princess...

Like, you'll be her brother?
It's a love story baby just say yes?
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #64 on: December 03, 2014, 02:34:25 pm »
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I'll be the Prince if you be the Princess...

Like, you'll be her brother?
It's a love story baby just say yes?



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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #65 on: March 02, 2016, 05:46:49 pm »
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You don't need to be thin if you have enough Hunting Parties.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #66 on: March 04, 2016, 06:20:09 pm »
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Come on, baby. I will buy an Island for us and trash our old Hovel.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #67 on: March 05, 2016, 07:35:29 pm »
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Come on, baby. I will buy an Island for us and trash our old Hovel.

Yeah? What if I want more action than that?
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #68 on: March 06, 2016, 09:22:59 am »
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Come on, baby. I will buy an Island for us and trash our old Hovel.

Yeah? What if I want more action than that?

Well, then let's trash our Hovel and do it in a Tunnel - or should I ask Dame Josephine?
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #69 on: March 08, 2016, 03:48:20 pm »
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Did you just Expand Sir Vander, or are you just happy to see me?
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #70 on: March 08, 2016, 04:29:39 pm »
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Scout's pick up line: I'm not like all those other cards..
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #71 on: March 08, 2016, 04:31:22 pm »
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Scout's pick up line: I'm not like all those other cards..

"because I suck"
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #72 on: March 08, 2016, 04:43:36 pm »
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Scout's pick up line: I'm not like all those other cards..

"because I suck"

+1 mate

I'm going to go put a general Dominion card joke here too, since it says 'Dominion Jokes' in the thread.

What is the difference between a Curse and Scout?
One is an ugly card that is worse than useless, and the other is Curse.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #73 on: March 09, 2016, 08:00:27 am »
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Guide: hey I just met you, and this is crazy... but here's my number, so call me maybe.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #74 on: March 09, 2016, 08:33:00 am »
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You'll feel cheaper if I show you my bridge troll. ;)
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