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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #150 on: December 10, 2016, 02:51:54 pm »
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The Protoss ZERG love Empires.  Spawn more Overlords!

FTFY

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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #151 on: October 28, 2017, 02:18:33 pm »
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Hey baby, can I put my payload in your Secret Passage?

You must want me to have lots of Silver, babe, 'cause you activate my Rocks!

Babe, man, I'm sorry I called you a slut and a bitch—you'll always be my Faithful Hound.

It's probably a bad time to ask this, after we ran into the cutpurse at the masquerade, but may I have you hand?

I call my ex-wife "Venture". She was a real Gold digger.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #152 on: November 01, 2017, 11:20:31 pm »
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My wife is a Fool. When we first met, it was great, there were a lot of benefits to it. But now, she's just in the way of what I want to do. And to get any benefit out of the marriage, I always have to discard my plans. And they're not even good benefits. And then we have all these kids, these Silvers and Will-O-Wisps going around trashing everything. But the worst part is that we get into these pedantic arguments over things like grammar all of the time. Man, this entire marriage, I just feel so lost in the woods sometimes, y'know?
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #153 on: November 04, 2017, 07:53:35 pm »
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What's the difference between Scooby Doo and Scheme?

One's a Great Dane, the other is a great Bane.

(I originally had it as the difference between Faithful Hound and Scheme but I'm pretty sure that's a wolfhound of some kind.)
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #154 on: November 04, 2017, 09:07:53 pm »
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #155 on: November 04, 2017, 09:29:45 pm »
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You may have heard of Elf on a Shelf, but have you heard of...

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the combining of the photos was the best I could do with MS Paint, as I don't have photoshop on my computer  :P

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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #156 on: November 04, 2017, 10:22:13 pm »
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #157 on: November 04, 2017, 10:28:06 pm »
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #158 on: November 26, 2017, 04:46:14 pm »
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I've had 2 bad Wandering Minstrel cycles

"How bad were they?"

I had to discharge 2 Gold and a Silver one time, and 2 Gold and a Platinum the second time!
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #159 on: January 03, 2018, 09:57:14 am »
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What does a laboratory do best?

Draw to conclusions.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #160 on: January 03, 2018, 04:59:23 pm »
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If I was a Patrol, I would attract lots of Harems.
My Courtiers think Dame Josephine should get engaged with a Werewolf.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #161 on: January 03, 2018, 06:18:55 pm »
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What does a Laboratory do best?

Draw two Conclaves

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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #162 on: January 17, 2018, 01:04:55 am »
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The first set with "night" cards... is actually Cornucopia!

A Leprechaun, a Werewolf, a Pixie, a Fool, a Goat, a Tracker, an Exorcist, a Vampire, and Night Watchmen see a sign as they approach the Tavern.  They couldn't get in because the sign said...
No Reserve   
No Adventures
No service!           


The Protoss love Empires.  Spawn more Overlords!
Protoss also like the Intrigue of it...
Upgrade complete!  Upgrade complete!  Upgrade complete!

Zerg like Adventures and Nocturne!...
Changeling, Transmogrify, Duplicate


What do you call rats with no tokens on them?
Rats.       
Actually, it's more like Rats!       


What's the difference between Scout and Hunting Grounds?
What's Scout?
It's used to spell out that other card... Scouting Party


If you've got enough Villages, you can handle all of the Duchesses you want.  Otherwise, better to pick Harems ;)


In real life, Militia react to Moat.  In Dominion, Moat react to Militia!
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