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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #150 on: December 10, 2016, 02:51:54 pm »
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #151 on: October 28, 2017, 02:18:33 pm »
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Hey baby, can I put my payload in your Secret Passage?

You must want me to have lots of Silver, babe, 'cause you activate my Rocks!

Babe, man, I'm sorry I called you a slut and a bitch—you'll always be my Faithful Hound.

It's probably a bad time to ask this, after we ran into the cutpurse at the masquerade, but may I have you hand?

I call my ex-wife "Venture". She was a real Gold digger.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #152 on: November 01, 2017, 11:20:31 pm »
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My wife is a Fool. When we first met, it was great, there were a lot of benefits to it. But now, she's just in the way of what I want to do. And to get any benefit out of the marriage, I always have to discard my plans. And they're not even good benefits. And then we have all these kids, these Silvers and Will-O-Wisps going around trashing everything. But the worst part is that we get into these pedantic arguments over things like grammar all of the time. Man, this entire marriage, I just feel so lost in the woods sometimes, y'know?
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #153 on: November 04, 2017, 07:53:35 pm »
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What's the difference between Scooby Doo and Scheme?

One's a Great Dane, the other is a great Bane.

(I originally had it as the difference between Faithful Hound and Scheme but I'm pretty sure that's a wolfhound of some kind.)
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #154 on: November 04, 2017, 09:07:53 pm »
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #155 on: November 04, 2017, 09:29:45 pm »
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You may have heard of Elf on a Shelf, but have you heard of...

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the combining of the photos was the best I could do with MS Paint, as I don't have photoshop on my computer  :P

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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #156 on: November 04, 2017, 10:22:13 pm »
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #157 on: November 04, 2017, 10:28:06 pm »
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