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Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« on: March 14, 2014, 12:50:38 pm »
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How bout some Dominion puns and pick-up lines to supplement the rap battle thread?
Like: Why are you sending that Spy over to my King's Court? Do you wanna stir up some INTRIGUE or something? (pun)
Or: Hey girl, that workshop of yours is so fine you wanna come help my Gardens out? (really bad pick-up line)

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Re: Dominion puns/pick-up lines
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2014, 01:00:09 pm »
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You want to be Throned? I'm more of a Procession guy--once done I trash you and go for the Upgrade.
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Re: Dominion puns/pick-up lines
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2014, 01:08:46 pm »
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I reveal a Province. Can I gain you now, Princess?
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Re: Dominion puns/pick-up lines
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2014, 01:14:04 pm »
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I'm scouting for a harem. Want me to put you into hand?

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Re: Dominion puns/pick-up lines
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2014, 01:39:38 pm »
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You're such a fine Duchess I'd pick you up even without buying Duchy.

Do you want to play Doctor? Show me your top three cards, baby...

Hey, you look like you enjoy getting pinned by Goons-Masquerade!

Want to collide terminals?

You're built like a Fortress - you get bought, played with, and trashed, but keep coming back for more.

Was your daddy a Candlestick Maker? Cause he sure made a Masterpiece!
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Re: Dominion puns/pick-up lines
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2014, 01:56:26 pm »
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Hey girl, wanna date? Cause I'm looking for an Upgrade

Girl, are you a Ghost Ship? Cause I'm seeing the same thing over and over again: GOLD!

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Re: Dominion puns/pick-up lines
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2014, 02:02:32 pm »
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I'm not a Mountebank, but I could totally trigger your Secret Chamber.
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Re: Dominion puns/pick-up lines
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2014, 02:02:36 pm »
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You want to be Throned? I'm more of a Procession guy--once done I trash you and go for the Upgrade.

I... I have no idea what to say to this.  Other than, I suppose, stay the hell away from my daughters.
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Re: Dominion puns/pick-up lines
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2014, 02:07:20 pm »
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You know what they always say about coyly masquerading girls... they're begging to be possesed.
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Re: Dominion puns/pick-up lines
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2014, 02:08:08 pm »
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You want to be Throned? I'm more of a Procession guy--once done I trash you and go for the Upgrade.

I... I have no idea what to say to this.  Other than, I suppose, stay the hell away from my daughters.

Tell that to the Bishop!
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Re: Dominion puns/pick-up lines
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2014, 02:10:16 pm »
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Here's some yo mamma jokes (Should I just put this on a separate topic? Or open this thread to jokes in general?)

DISCLAIMER: No offense is meant to anyone by these; I'm just trying to come up with more Dominion-themed humor
Yo mamma is so ugly that I'd trash her for $3 any day
Yo mamma is so stupid that she couldn't win a game of Dominion even after getting all 10 Minions
Yo mamma is so fat that she only started playing Dominion because she'd heard that there'd be a Feast
Yo mamma is so dumb that I'd be willing to trade her for a Silver
Yo mamma is so dumb that I'd be calling the Doctor to get her out of my deck any ol' time.

(Sorry this is kind of unrelated)
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« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2014, 02:11:29 pm »
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I know it's against the rules, but I want to play Expand on your Tunnel.
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Re: Dominion puns/pick-up lines
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2014, 02:17:41 pm »
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You want to be Throned? I'm more of a Procession guy--once done I trash you and go for the Upgrade.

I... I have no idea what to say to this.  Other than, I suppose, stay the hell away from my daughters.

Dude, if a guy goes by the moniker "She Can't Say No", that should already be sending up red flags.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2014, 02:26:19 pm »
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Imagine how awesome that would be, a boy who already at age 3 rushes past his grandpa's Big Ol' Money!
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2014, 02:28:33 pm »
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See, my silly Peddler, that's what you get for apprenticing around without protection.
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« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2014, 02:34:34 pm »
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Rebuild: Baby, let me name Province and shuffle your deck all night long.
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Re: Dominion puns/pick-up lines
« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2014, 02:35:09 pm »
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Here's some yo mamma jokes (Should I just put this on a separate topic? Or open this thread to jokes in general?)

DISCLAIMER: No offense is meant to anyone by these; I'm just trying to come up with more Dominion-themed humor
Yo mamma is so ugly that I'd trash her for $3 any day
Yo mamma is so stupid that she couldn't win a game of Dominion even after getting all 10 Minions
Yo mamma is so fat that she only started playing Dominion because she'd heard that there'd be a Feast
Yo mamma is so dumb that I'd be willing to trade her for a Silver
Yo mamma is so dumb that I'd be calling the Doctor to get her out of my deck any ol' time.

(Sorry this is kind of unrelated)
Yo mamma is so ugly that whenever I play her, my opponent topdecks a Curse.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2014, 02:35:48 pm »
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Royal Seal: Is that a Gold on top of your deck, or are you just happy to see me?
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2014, 02:49:04 pm »
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I have a Trusty Steed. How about you join me in the back and let's make out.

You don't have to worry about getting pregnant. I always wear a Moat when playing around.

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Re: Dominion puns/pick-up lines
« Reply #19 on: March 14, 2014, 02:55:04 pm »
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Here's some yo mamma jokes (Should I just put this on a separate topic? Or open this thread to jokes in general?)

DISCLAIMER: No offense is meant to anyone by these; I'm just trying to come up with more Dominion-themed humor
Yo mamma is so ugly that I'd trash her for $3 any day
Yo mamma is so stupid that she couldn't win a game of Dominion even after getting all 10 Minions
Yo mamma is so fat that she only started playing Dominion because she'd heard that there'd be a Feast
Yo mamma is so dumb that I'd be willing to trade her for a Silver
Yo mamma is so dumb that I'd be calling the Doctor to get her out of my deck any ol' time.

(Sorry this is kind of unrelated)
Yo mamma is so ugly that whenever I play her, my opponent topdecks a Curse.
Oh yeah? Yo mamma is so dumb that she would never use Double-Jack BM even if it's the best strategy because she still thinks that "BM" stands for Bowel-Movement
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Re: Dominion puns/pick-up lines
« Reply #20 on: March 14, 2014, 03:34:48 pm »
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Here's some yo mamma jokes (Should I just put this on a separate topic? Or open this thread to jokes in general?)

DISCLAIMER: No offense is meant to anyone by these; I'm just trying to come up with more Dominion-themed humor
Yo mamma is so ugly that I'd trash her for $3 any day
Yo mamma is so stupid that she couldn't win a game of Dominion even after getting all 10 Minions
Yo mamma is so fat that she only started playing Dominion because she'd heard that there'd be a Feast
Yo mamma is so dumb that I'd be willing to trade her for a Silver
Yo mamma is so dumb that I'd be calling the Doctor to get her out of my deck any ol' time.

(Sorry this is kind of unrelated)
Yo mamma is so ugly that whenever I play her, my opponent topdecks a Curse.
Oh yeah? Yo mamma is so dumb that she would never use Double-Jack BM even if it's the best strategy because she still thinks that "BM" stands for Bowel-Movement

Yo mamma's so stupid she thinks Rogue is for her cheeks.
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« Reply #21 on: March 14, 2014, 03:40:30 pm »
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Here's some yo mamma jokes (Should I just put this on a separate topic? Or open this thread to jokes in general?)

DISCLAIMER: No offense is meant to anyone by these; I'm just trying to come up with more Dominion-themed humor
Yo mamma is so ugly that I'd trash her for $3 any day
Yo mamma is so stupid that she couldn't win a game of Dominion even after getting all 10 Minions
Yo mamma is so fat that she only started playing Dominion because she'd heard that there'd be a Feast
Yo mamma is so dumb that I'd be willing to trade her for a Silver
Yo mamma is so dumb that I'd be calling the Doctor to get her out of my deck any ol' time.

(Sorry this is kind of unrelated)
Yo mamma is so ugly that whenever I play her, my opponent topdecks a Curse.
Oh yeah? Yo mamma is so dumb that she would never use Double-Jack BM even if it's the best strategy because she still thinks that "BM" stands for Bowel-Movement

Yo mamma's so stupid she thinks Rogue is for her cheeks.
Yo mamma's so ugly that she makes the lady on the art for Witch look like a hot swimsuit model
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« Reply #22 on: March 14, 2014, 03:42:07 pm »
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How about I Swindle your Trusty Steed into this Abandoned Mine?
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« Reply #23 on: March 14, 2014, 03:47:24 pm »
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« Reply #24 on: March 14, 2014, 03:57:07 pm »
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Public service announcement.

This one deserves to be reposted because it's that good:

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Yo mama's like a Peddler, the more action she gets the cheaper she becomes.

(from Jorbles, or apparently his girlfriend, who apparently must be cool)
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« Reply #25 on: March 14, 2014, 04:02:45 pm »
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Public service announcement.

This one deserves to be reposted because it's that good:

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Yo mama's like a Peddler, the more action she gets the cheaper she becomes.

(from Jorbles, or apparently his girlfriend, who apparently must be cool)

My favorite is still Captain Frisk's original.  Possibly because it was so unexpected.
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« Reply #26 on: March 14, 2014, 04:04:23 pm »
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Public service announcement.

This one deserves to be reposted because it's that good:

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Yo mama's like a Peddler, the more action she gets the cheaper she becomes.

(from Jorbles, or apparently his girlfriend, who apparently must be cool)

My favorite is still Captain Frisk's original.  Possibly because it was so unexpected.

He was ahead of his time.
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« Reply #27 on: March 14, 2014, 04:23:01 pm »
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You're all the treasure I need, honey.
With you in my bank, I can afford a Colony.
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« Reply #28 on: March 14, 2014, 07:37:02 pm »
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Yo mama's like a Peddler, the more action she gets the cheaper she becomes.

Yo mamma is so fat, that if she played a Tournament it'd take ALL the provinces in her deck to win it.
Yo mamma is so fat, that even a Minion couldn't discard her hand.
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« Reply #29 on: March 14, 2014, 08:21:42 pm »
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If you count on me Duchess, our relationship will develop until we have a procession to the altar at the village chapel.
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« Reply #30 on: March 17, 2014, 03:50:59 pm »
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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Scout.
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« Reply #31 on: March 20, 2014, 08:56:20 am »
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Pick-up lines
Hey baby, come with me. I can Upgrade your Great Hall to a Garden... nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

Mountebank? Sure, I'll mount a bank.

Baby, you must be a Marauder. After we play, you're Spoiled, and I'm Ruined.

Sweet thing, I'm like Rats. I like to multiply.

Girl, I'm like a Cultist. You can play me again and again and again and again.

Lady, I'm like Sir Martin. Not as cool as the rest. But cheaper.

Puns

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« Reply #32 on: March 20, 2014, 09:00:06 am »
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Girl, I'm like a Cultist. You can play me again and again and again and again.
You mean "After you've played me, you can play my friend. And his friend. And HIS friend."
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« Reply #33 on: March 20, 2014, 09:32:42 am »
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Girl, I'm like a Cultist. You can play me again and again and again and again.
You mean "After you've played me, you can play my friend. And his friend. And HIS friend."

You're right! Far funnier and truer to the game.
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« Reply #34 on: March 25, 2014, 04:32:19 pm »
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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Scout.

Edge Case: Swindler is on the board and she needs the Scout as fodder for it
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« Reply #35 on: March 25, 2014, 11:46:00 pm »
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I'm going for Duke-Duchy. You wanna be my duchess?

And, tribute SirClemens from the memes thread:

Why is the 7th expansion called Dark Ages?

Because it has so many Knights!
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« Reply #36 on: November 24, 2014, 02:01:04 am »
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Damn girl, I wanna Warehouse your Tunnels so bad...
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« Reply #37 on: November 24, 2014, 10:16:24 pm »
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Trying to bring some female flair into this, let's see...

With a duchy like yours you can have this duchess for free any day. *wink wink*
I can give you everything and make you a madman.
If you let me be your princess, I'll give you more bang for your buck.
Call me Dame Anna. With me you keep only the good stuff.
Let me into your king's court and I'll give you all the action.

(I tried to come up with more but I don't think there's any topping that first one.)
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« Reply #38 on: December 01, 2014, 03:06:32 pm »
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Trying to bring some female flair into this, let's see...

With a duchy like yours you can have this duchess for free any day. *wink wink*
I can give you everything and make you a madman.
If you let me be your princess, I'll give you more bang for your buck.
Call me Dame Anna. With me you keep only the good stuff.
Let me into your king's court and I'll give you all the action.

(I tried to come up with more but I don't think there's any topping that first one.)

Those were surprisingly good, given that pickup lines are notoriously awful.  It does bring up the question of whether ladies ever actually need pickup lines, though.
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« Reply #39 on: December 01, 2014, 03:16:00 pm »
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I'd name you for Rebuild, because you're perfect, baby.
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« Reply #40 on: December 01, 2014, 03:17:17 pm »
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I'd name you for Rebuild, because you're perfect, baby.

I'd name you for Journeyman because I don't want to draw you dead.
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« Reply #41 on: December 01, 2014, 03:19:25 pm »
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I'd name you for Rebuild, because you're perfect, baby.

I'd name you for Journeyman because I don't want to draw you dead.

I'd name you for Doctor.  Have you looked in a mirror lately?
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« Reply #42 on: December 01, 2014, 03:38:47 pm »
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I'd name you for Rebuild, because you're perfect, baby.

I'd name you for Journeyman because I don't want to draw you dead.

I'd name you for Doctor.  Have you looked in a mirror lately?

I name you for Wishing Well. Does my wish come true?
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« Reply #43 on: December 01, 2014, 03:49:23 pm »
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I'd name you for Rebuild, because you're perfect, baby.

I'd name you for Journeyman because I don't want to draw you dead.

I'd name you for Doctor.  Have you looked in a mirror lately?

I name you for Wishing Well. Does my wish come true?

I *would* name you for Wishing Well, but I played Vagrant, so I drew you anyway!
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« Reply #44 on: December 01, 2014, 03:56:03 pm »
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I'd name you for Rebuild, because you're perfect, baby.

I'd name you for Journeyman because I don't want to draw you dead.

I'd name you for Doctor.  Have you looked in a mirror lately?

I name you for Wishing Well. Does my wish come true?

I *would* name you for Wishing Well, but I played Vagrant, so I drew you anyway!

Cool! What was the top card of your deck?
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« Reply #45 on: December 01, 2014, 04:11:28 pm »
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I'd name you for Rebuild, because you're perfect, baby.

I'd name you for Journeyman because I don't want to draw you dead.

I'd name you for Doctor.  Have you looked in a mirror lately?

I name you for Wishing Well. Does my wish come true?

I *would* name you for Wishing Well, but I played Vagrant, so I drew you anyway!

I don't think this one is very good  :P

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« Reply #46 on: December 01, 2014, 04:13:41 pm »
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I'd name you for Rebuild, because you're perfect, baby.

I'd name you for Journeyman because I don't want to draw you dead.

I'd name you for Doctor.  Have you looked in a mirror lately?

I name you for Wishing Well. Does my wish come true?

I *would* name you for Wishing Well, but I played Vagrant, so I drew you anyway!

I don't think this one is very good  :P

And the Journeyman and Doctor ones were somehow better?
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« Reply #47 on: December 01, 2014, 04:15:39 pm »
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I'd name you for Rebuild, because you're perfect, baby.

I'd name you for Journeyman because I don't want to draw you dead.

I'd name you for Doctor.  Have you looked in a mirror lately?

I name you for Wishing Well. Does my wish come true?

I *would* name you for Wishing Well, but I played Vagrant, so I drew you anyway!

I don't think this one is very good  :P

And the Journeyman and Doctor ones were somehow better?

well at least they didn't imply that the girl you're trying to pick up is junk

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« Reply #48 on: December 01, 2014, 04:17:22 pm »
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I'd name you for Rebuild, because you're perfect, baby.

I'd name you for Journeyman because I don't want to draw you dead.

I'd name you for Doctor.  Have you looked in a mirror lately?

I name you for Wishing Well. Does my wish come true?

I *would* name you for Wishing Well, but I played Vagrant, so I drew you anyway!

I don't think this one is very good  :P

And the Journeyman and Doctor ones were somehow better?

well at least they didn't imply that the girl you're trying to pick up is junk

It's funny because women are a curse!
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If you come and join me in the embassy, I'll give you a silver...

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« Reply #50 on: December 01, 2014, 04:33:07 pm »
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I'd name you for Rebuild, because you're perfect, baby.

I'd name you for Journeyman because I don't want to draw you dead.

I'd name you for Doctor.  Have you looked in a mirror lately?

I name you for Wishing Well. Does my wish come true?

I *would* name you for Wishing Well, but I played Vagrant, so I drew you anyway!

I don't think this one is very good  :P

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well at least they didn't imply that the girl you're trying to pick up is junk

It's funny because women are a curse!
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don't worry, vagrant doesn't just pick up curses. He also picks up Harems!

And Ruins.
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« Reply #53 on: December 01, 2014, 04:38:48 pm »
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don't worry, vagrant doesn't just pick up curses. He also picks up Harems!

And Ruins.
To hell with that. He picks up victory as well. I'm easily worth a whole colony. ;)
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don't worry, vagrant doesn't just pick up curses. He also picks up Harems!

And Ruins.

And necropolis.

Am I winning this?
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« Reply #56 on: December 01, 2014, 05:11:57 pm »
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If you come and join me in the embassy, I'll give you a silver...
If you come and join me in my Harem, I'll get a Silver (at least sort of).
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« Reply #57 on: December 01, 2014, 06:21:30 pm »
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I want *you* to be my Advisor, 'cuz I know you'll give me the good stuff.
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I'll discard my pearl diver. Because i want sex
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« Reply #59 on: December 01, 2014, 07:11:20 pm »
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I'll discard my pearl diver. Because i want sex

Somewhere in there is a double entendre, if you do enough digging around for it.
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« Reply #60 on: December 03, 2014, 10:07:02 am »
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Damn girl, I wanna Warehouse your Tunnels so bad...

I just thought of a better one.

Navigator Tunnel?  But I hardly know her!

(EDIT: Should that be "Navigator Tunnel opening?" It would still work!)
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« Reply #61 on: December 03, 2014, 10:20:42 am »
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I'll be the Prince if you be the Princess...

Honestly, I just want everything I ever buy to be on sale.
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I'll be the Prince if you be the Princess...

Like, you'll be her brother?
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I'll be the Prince if you be the Princess...

Like, you'll be her brother?
It's a love story baby just say yes?
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I'll be the Prince if you be the Princess...

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You don't need to be thin if you have enough Hunting Parties.
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Come on, baby. I will buy an Island for us and trash our old Hovel.
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Come on, baby. I will buy an Island for us and trash our old Hovel.

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Come on, baby. I will buy an Island for us and trash our old Hovel.

Yeah? What if I want more action than that?

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Scout's pick up line: I'm not like all those other cards..
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Scout's pick up line: I'm not like all those other cards..

"because I suck"
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Scout's pick up line: I'm not like all those other cards..

"because I suck"

+1 mate

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« Reply #73 on: March 09, 2016, 08:00:27 am »
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Guide: hey I just met you, and this is crazy... but here's my number, so call me maybe.
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You'll feel cheaper if I show you my bridge troll. ;)
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« Reply #78 on: March 09, 2016, 09:41:35 am »
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Life is like a poor house, just when you think you will reap its benefits, you're dealt a hand full of shit(copper).
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Come to me, very smart and beautiful Baker girl! I will be your handsome Moneylender.


Am I doing it right? Was this one good?

I think you just wrote my wedding vow.

I see a disappointed bride in your future.

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I don't think he'll ever see his Princess again after the wedding Procession.

After you Process a Princess, you can only get a Poor House out of it. Guess she didn't sell too well on the Black Market.
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« Reply #82 on: March 09, 2016, 12:51:32 pm »
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I don't think he'll ever see his Princess again after the wedding Procession.

After you Process a Princess, you can only get a Poor House out of it. Guess she didn't sell too well on the Black Market.

Unless the Procession was on a Highway.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #83 on: March 09, 2016, 12:53:28 pm »
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I don't think he'll ever see his Princess again after the wedding Procession.

After you Process a Princess, you can only get a Poor House out of it. Guess she didn't sell too well on the Black Market.

Unless the Procession was on a Highway.

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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #84 on: March 09, 2016, 04:58:33 pm »
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I don't think he'll ever see his Princess again after the wedding Procession.

After you Process a Princess, you can only get a Poor House out of it. Guess she didn't sell too well on the Black Market.

Unless the Procession was on a Highway.

EDGECASE

It's already an edge case that Poor Houses are part of the Kingdom. Unless every card is in the Kingdom, in which case finding Bridges and Highways is hardly unusual.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #85 on: March 09, 2016, 05:07:04 pm »
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EDGECASE

It's already an edge case that Poor Houses are part of the Kingdom. Unless every card is in the Kingdom, in which case finding Bridges and Highways is hardly unusual.

ALSO EDGECASE
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #86 on: March 09, 2016, 05:32:32 pm »
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EDGECASE

It's already an edge case that Poor Houses are part of the Kingdom. Unless every card is in the Kingdom, in which case finding Bridges and Highways is hardly unusual.

ALSO EDGECASE

Come on, stop being such a Bridge Troll.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #87 on: March 09, 2016, 05:34:43 pm »
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EDGECASE

It's already an edge case that Poor Houses are part of the Kingdom. Unless every card is in the Kingdom, in which case finding Bridges and Highways is hardly unusual.

ALSO EDGECASE

Come on, stop being such a Bridge Troll.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #88 on: June 05, 2016, 02:01:51 pm »
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #89 on: June 05, 2016, 02:03:22 pm »
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« Reply #90 on: June 05, 2016, 02:18:18 pm »
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« Reply #91 on: June 05, 2016, 02:29:46 pm »
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Alternate answer: Have the Goko application inside your home as a holy relic to ward SCSN off.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #92 on: June 05, 2016, 02:34:24 pm »
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How do you stop SCSN from entering your house? Build it on a Feodum.

Take away his credit card?  Wait, different joke...
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #93 on: June 05, 2016, 03:51:03 pm »
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Would you mind being my third Gear?



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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #94 on: June 05, 2016, 03:55:09 pm »
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Would you mind being my third Gear?



Wow, you're quite the Relic.

That joke draws a blank for me.
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« Reply #95 on: June 05, 2016, 04:07:08 pm »
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Two separate jokes.

First one is a reference to being third wheel. The second one you are saying the person is really old like a relic.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #96 on: June 05, 2016, 04:17:43 pm »
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Would you mind being my third Gear?



Wow, you're quite the Relic.

That joke draws a blank for me.

Are you playing them as fan cards? Or did you just shuffle then in accidentally?
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #97 on: June 05, 2016, 08:36:42 pm »
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Two separate jokes.

First one is a reference to being third wheel. The second one you are saying the person is really old like a relic.

I was also making a joke while not understanding the joke.
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« Reply #98 on: July 01, 2016, 06:31:43 am »
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« Reply #99 on: July 01, 2016, 09:25:43 am »
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« Reply #100 on: July 01, 2016, 12:38:04 pm »
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"I don't understand Catapult.  If I Catapult Estate, it does nothing, if I Catapult Copper, it's a gimped Militia, and Catapulting more expensive cards doesn't seem worth it."

"Catapult Rocks."

"Really? How do I get it to rock? I don't see it."

"That's because you didn't buy enough Catapults. You need to buy all the Catapults to get to Rocks."

"Buy all the Catapults? You mean it has self-synergy, like, I Catapult Catapults?"

"No, Catapult Rocks."

"Okay, it's too good to trash, then; so what do I trash with it? If only there was a way to turn Coppers into Silvers so I could use them."

"But there is a way: Mine."

"And what is your way of turning Coppers into Silvers?"

"I just told you: it's Mine."

"And your strategy is...?"

"My strategy is Mine."

"So that's how you're going to be, huh?  Hoard your strategies for getting Silvers?"

"No, Hoard's my strategy for getting Golds."

"Very well, keep your strategies to yourself, oh, great prince of tactictians!"

"Prince of Tacticians isn't great; in fact, it doesn't work at all."

"You're telling me."

"Yes, I did."

"Fine, then, if you won't tell me how to get expensive treasures to Catapult can you at least suggest a different attack?"

"Witch."

"Let's go with a curser."

"Okay, Witch."

"I don't know, pick any curser."

"I said, Witch."

"No, you didn't. Which is a curser?"

"Exactly."

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« Reply #101 on: July 01, 2016, 01:43:13 pm »
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« Reply #102 on: July 01, 2016, 04:22:01 pm »
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"Well, I have $4.  I sure hope there's a good $4 card on the board.  Scout for one?"

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« Reply #103 on: July 04, 2016, 04:39:21 pm »
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« Reply #104 on: July 04, 2016, 07:52:30 pm »
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« Reply #105 on: July 05, 2016, 11:51:26 pm »
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« Reply #106 on: July 06, 2016, 12:10:19 am »
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« Reply #109 on: July 06, 2016, 09:51:05 am »
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I picked up a album by my favorite band at the store. I wondered why it was so cheap, but then I realized they played a lot of bridges.
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« Reply #110 on: July 30, 2016, 12:54:37 am »
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I picked up a album by my favorite band at the store. I wondered why it was so cheap, but then I realized they played a lot of bridges.


For all we know they could've been spending a lot of time on the Highways.
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« Reply #111 on: July 30, 2016, 01:22:26 am »
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Why did the Scout cross the road?
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« Reply #112 on: July 30, 2016, 01:24:55 am »
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I picked up a album by my favorite band at the store. I wondered why it was so cheap, but then I realized they played a lot of bridges.

Seven bridges?

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« Reply #113 on: July 30, 2016, 08:02:16 am »
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Why did the Scout cross the road?

To get to the Great Hall?
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« Reply #114 on: July 30, 2016, 08:03:46 am »
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Scout, Pearl Diver, and Transmute are in a plane crash.  Who survives?
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« Reply #115 on: July 30, 2016, 11:58:39 am »
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Scout, Pearl Diver, and Transmute are in a plane crash.  Who survives?

Society?
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« Reply #116 on: July 30, 2016, 12:02:31 pm »
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« Reply #117 on: July 30, 2016, 01:00:10 pm »
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Scout, Pearl Diver, and Transmute are in a plane crash.  Who survives?

Survivors

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« Reply #118 on: July 30, 2016, 01:20:49 pm »
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Scout, Pearl Diver, and Transmute are in a plane crash.  Who survives?

Survivors

I was thinking your strategy or deck or something like that, but this works.
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« Reply #119 on: July 31, 2016, 08:23:46 am »
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I picked up a album by my favorite band at the store. I wondered why it was so cheap, but then I realized they played a lot of bridges.

Seven bridges?
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« Reply #120 on: August 04, 2016, 03:13:23 am »
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Scout, Pearl Diver, and Transmute are in a plane crash.  Who survives?

Is this going to be a Pearl Harbor joke?

EDIT: No, it wasn't. Not even close. Aaaaanyway..
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« Reply #121 on: August 04, 2016, 03:30:55 am »
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Scout, Pearl Diver, and Transmute are in a plane crash.  Who survives?

Is this going to be a Pearl Harbor joke?

EDIT: No, it wasn't. Not even close. Aaaaanyway..

It's a reference to the standard joke about politicians in a plane crash.  X, Y, Z are in a plane crash.  Who survives? (Country) W.
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« Reply #122 on: August 04, 2016, 06:45:32 am »
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Scout, Pearl Diver, and Transmute are in a plane crash.  Who survives?

Is this going to be a Pearl Harbor joke?

EDIT: No, it wasn't. Not even close. Aaaaanyway..

It's a reference to the standard joke about politicians in a plane crash.  X, Y, Z are in a plane crash.  Who survives? (Country) W.

No, I got that. I was trying to joke that the association between Scout, Pearl Diver, Transmute and "plane crashes" was Pearl Harbor. So Pearl Diver would be the one to survive. Then, I read that you had already revealed what you thought and my already unfunny comment became even less funny.
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« Reply #123 on: August 04, 2016, 08:54:17 am »
+1

Scout, Pearl Diver, and Transmute are in a plane crash.  Who survives?

Is this going to be a Pearl Harbor joke?

EDIT: No, it wasn't. Not even close. Aaaaanyway..

It's a reference to the standard joke about politicians in a plane crash.  X, Y, Z are in a plane crash.  Who survives? (Country) W.

No, I got that. I was trying to joke that the association between Scout, Pearl Diver, Transmute and "plane crashes" was Pearl Harbor. So Pearl Diver would be the one to survive. Then, I read that you had already revealed what you thought and my already unfunny comment became even less funny.

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« Reply #124 on: August 04, 2016, 04:55:16 pm »
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Scout, Pearl Diver, and Transmute are in a plane crash.  Who survives?

Is this going to be a Pearl Harbor joke?

EDIT: No, it wasn't. Not even close. Aaaaanyway..

It's a reference to the standard joke about politicians in a plane crash.  X, Y, Z are in a plane crash.  Who survives? (Country) W.

No, I got that. I was trying to joke that the association between Scout, Pearl Diver, Transmute and "plane crashes" was Pearl Harbor. So Pearl Diver would be the one to survive. Then, I read that you had already revealed what you thought and my already unfunny comment became even less funny.

There, there. We can't all be funny :).

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« Reply #125 on: August 17, 2016, 08:55:00 am »
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What do you call rats with the -$2 token on them?
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What do you call rats with no tokens on them?
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« Reply #129 on: August 19, 2016, 06:03:56 pm »
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What do you get when you trash a Fortress with a Rats?

Redwall

What do you get when you trash an Explorer with a Rats?

A pirat

What do you get when you trash a King's Court with a Rats?

A reason to resign
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« Reply #130 on: October 11, 2016, 10:08:23 am »
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What's the difference between Scout and Hunting Grounds?
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« Reply #131 on: October 11, 2016, 10:13:42 am »
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What's the difference between Scout and Hunting Grounds?

What's Scout?
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« Reply #132 on: October 11, 2016, 10:23:48 am »
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Your moms so dumb she thinks Goko/Making Fun was better than Isotropic. #Isotropicwasbetter #Gokoisworse
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« Reply #133 on: October 11, 2016, 10:41:56 am »
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Your moms so dumb she thinks Goko/Making Fun was better than Isotropic. #Isotropicwasbetter #Gokoisworse

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« Reply #134 on: October 11, 2016, 12:00:38 pm »
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Your moms so dumb she thinks Goko/Making Fun was better than Isotropic. #Isotropicwasbetter #Gokoisworse

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« Reply #135 on: October 11, 2016, 12:05:47 pm »
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What's the difference between Scout and Hunting Grounds?

I can't think of any. Both give you a nice benefit when you trash them.
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« Reply #136 on: October 11, 2016, 12:06:53 pm »
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What's the difference between Scout and Hunting Grounds?

Scout is non-terminal.

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« Reply #137 on: October 11, 2016, 05:06:32 pm »
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What's the difference between Scout and Hunting Grounds?

I can't think of any. Both give you a nice benefit when you trash them.

Trashing a Scout is its own reward.
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« Reply #138 on: October 11, 2016, 05:31:47 pm »
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hunting grounds draws four cards and scout draws four bad cards
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« Reply #139 on: October 11, 2016, 05:36:07 pm »
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hunting grounds draws four cards and scout draws four bad cards

You're lucky if Scout draws four bad cards...
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« Reply #140 on: October 12, 2016, 06:28:19 pm »
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I am a Scout. Will you be my Dame Josephine?
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« Reply #141 on: October 12, 2016, 07:03:19 pm »
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I am a Scout. Will you be my Dame Josephine?

Sir Michael shows up, the two run off together, and you're left there with 3 cards in hand.
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« Reply #142 on: December 02, 2016, 05:22:55 pm »
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Here's a hard one.  I'll upvote if anyone gets it:



Why does Mario always play Cornucopia/Adventures?
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« Reply #143 on: December 09, 2016, 12:52:07 am »
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What do you call it when you Inn-top-deck a bunch of sweet stuff, and it also delivers you hot coffee?

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« Reply #144 on: December 09, 2016, 06:21:24 am »
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Why does Mario always play Cornucopia/Adventures?

So he can Save the Princess?
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« Reply #145 on: December 09, 2016, 08:37:46 am »
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Why does Mario always play Cornucopia/Adventures?

So he can Save the Princess?


Obv. so he can Save a Princess.

Aw man, 2EZ...  :(

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« Reply #146 on: December 09, 2016, 09:20:16 am »
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He'd hate Empires. There's always another frigging Castle.

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« Reply #147 on: December 09, 2016, 11:46:24 pm »
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The Protoss love Empires.  Spawn more Overlords!

The Angry Birds love Empires, too.  Catapult!
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« Reply #148 on: December 10, 2016, 06:53:50 am »
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The Protoss ZERG love Empires.  Spawn more Overlords!

FTFY

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« Reply #149 on: December 10, 2016, 02:10:57 pm »
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The Protoss ZERG love Empires.  Spawn more Overlords!

FTFY

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« Reply #150 on: December 10, 2016, 02:51:54 pm »
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The Protoss ZERG love Empires.  Spawn more Overlords!

FTFY

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But there is already a Moat? card.
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« Reply #151 on: October 28, 2017, 02:18:33 pm »
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Hey baby, can I put my payload in your Secret Passage?

You must want me to have lots of Silver, babe, 'cause you activate my Rocks!

Babe, man, I'm sorry I called you a slut and a bitch—you'll always be my Faithful Hound.

It's probably a bad time to ask this, after we ran into the cutpurse at the masquerade, but may I have you hand?

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« Reply #152 on: November 01, 2017, 11:20:31 pm »
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My wife is a Fool. When we first met, it was great, there were a lot of benefits to it. But now, she's just in the way of what I want to do. And to get any benefit out of the marriage, I always have to discard my plans. And they're not even good benefits. And then we have all these kids, these Silvers and Will-O-Wisps going around trashing everything. But the worst part is that we get into these pedantic arguments over things like grammar all of the time. Man, this entire marriage, I just feel so lost in the woods sometimes, y'know?
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« Reply #153 on: November 04, 2017, 07:53:35 pm »
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What's the difference between Scooby Doo and Scheme?

One's a Great Dane, the other is a great Bane.

(I originally had it as the difference between Faithful Hound and Scheme but I'm pretty sure that's a wolfhound of some kind.)
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« Reply #154 on: November 04, 2017, 09:07:53 pm »
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You may have heard of Elf on a Shelf, but have you heard of...

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« Reply #155 on: November 04, 2017, 09:29:45 pm »
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You may have heard of Elf on a Shelf, but have you heard of...

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« Reply #158 on: November 26, 2017, 04:46:14 pm »
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I've had 2 bad Wandering Minstrel cycles

"How bad were they?"

I had to discharge 2 Gold and a Silver one time, and 2 Gold and a Platinum the second time!
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« Reply #159 on: January 03, 2018, 09:57:14 am »
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What does a laboratory do best?

Draw to conclusions.
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« Reply #160 on: January 03, 2018, 04:59:23 pm »
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If I was a Patrol, I would attract lots of Harems.
My Courtiers think Dame Josephine should get engaged with a Werewolf.
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« Reply #162 on: January 17, 2018, 01:04:55 am »
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The first set with "night" cards... is actually Cornucopia!

A Leprechaun, a Werewolf, a Pixie, a Fool, a Goat, a Tracker, an Exorcist, a Vampire, and Night Watchmen see a sign as they approach the Tavern.  They couldn't get in because the sign said...
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No Adventures
No service!           


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Upgrade complete!  Upgrade complete!  Upgrade complete!

Zerg like Adventures and Nocturne!...
Changeling, Transmogrify, Duplicate


What do you call rats with no tokens on them?
Rats.       
Actually, it's more like Rats!       


What's the difference between Scout and Hunting Grounds?
What's Scout?
It's used to spell out that other card... Scouting Party


If you've got enough Villages, you can handle all of the Duchesses you want.  Otherwise, better to pick Harems ;)


In real life, Militia react to Moat.  In Dominion, Moat react to Militia!
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« Reply #163 on: March 09, 2018, 01:59:02 am »
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Yo mamas so dumb that when she had $30 with 30 buys she bought 30 curses.
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Yo mamas so dumb that when she had $30 with 30 buys she bought 30 curses.
The joke is that yo mama's playing 4-player Dominion.
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« Reply #165 on: March 12, 2018, 08:22:54 pm »
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What's wrong with the art on kings court?

There's no royal seal.
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« Reply #166 on: March 15, 2018, 06:25:40 pm »
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There is a pair of siblings but they are in different expansions. Which expansions do the siblings belong in?
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« Reply #167 on: March 15, 2018, 09:37:21 pm »
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There is a pair of siblings but they are in different expansions. Which expansions do the siblings belong in?

Duke and Duchess? Somebody here has an avatar that combines those pictures.
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« Reply #168 on: March 15, 2018, 09:51:39 pm »
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There is a pair of siblings but they are in different expansions. Which expansions do the siblings belong in?

Duke and Duchess? Somebody here has an avatar that combines those pictures.


I never thought of that. What I was thinking of was princess/prince from cornucopia/promo
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« Reply #169 on: March 15, 2018, 11:55:27 pm »
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There is a pair of siblings but they are in different expansions. Which expansions do the siblings belong in?

Duke and Duchess? Somebody here has an avatar that combines those pictures.

I never thought of that. What I was thinking of was princess/prince from cornucopia/promo

Prince is not from an expansion.

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ok, not exactly a joke, but something kinda neat at least:

Well, I just realized you can't Crown a Prince, but the Prince of Thieves can steal a Crown.
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« Reply #170 on: March 16, 2018, 12:57:53 am »
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Duke and Duchess?
They'd be husband and wife, not brother and sister. (Well, unless something really obscure and exciting had happened with two different duchies.)
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« Reply #171 on: March 18, 2018, 02:11:32 pm »
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Duke and Duchess?
They'd be husband and wife, not brother and sister.
Dominion is set in approximately medieval Europe. European nobility is not well-known for being excessively outbred...
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« Reply #172 on: March 18, 2018, 02:53:29 pm »
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European nobility is not well-known for being excessively outbred...

Yeah, it's known for giving 2 and a choice between a Necropolis effect and a Smithy effect.
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« Reply #173 on: March 18, 2018, 05:21:47 pm »
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European nobility is not well-known for being excessively outbred...

Yeah, it's known for giving 2 and a choice between a Necropolis effect and a Smithy effect.


Europe also has castles that give you victory points
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« Reply #174 on: March 18, 2018, 05:25:52 pm »
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Why did the expert dominion player buy a scout?
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« Reply #175 on: March 19, 2018, 06:58:14 pm »
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Why did the expert dominion player buy a scout?

To cause a contradiction in terms :P

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« Reply #176 on: March 19, 2018, 07:12:15 pm »
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Why did the expert dominion player buy a scout?
Because he was playing <insert another game where a Scout is actually a good thing to buy, I dunno go Google it or something>.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #177 on: March 19, 2018, 08:07:16 pm »
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Why did the expert dominion player buy a scout?

To cause a contradiction in terms :P

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Its because ambassador was in the game.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #178 on: April 08, 2018, 07:08:57 am »
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What's a sweet girl like you doing in this den of sin? 8)

Want to come back to my secret cave? I'll turn on my special lamp and make all your wishes come true. :-*

I'm lighting a bonfire outside my villa tonight. You should join me and get all the action you could ever want. ;)

My gf accuses me of crumpling up the cards—she always says the thing in my 'pocket' is Giant;D

If you'll be my princess I'll be your trusty steed and let you ride me all night. ::)

(NSFW) If you'll be my vassal I'll be your overlord and tormentor. :o
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #179 on: April 09, 2018, 11:43:22 am »
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How is that last one suddenly more NSFW than the others?
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #180 on: April 09, 2018, 01:23:45 pm »
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How is that last one suddenly more NSFW than the others?
Thank you for explaining the joke-inside-the-joke, that saves me the trouble ;)
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