Guaranteed a significant number of victory points in a short amount of time. I know, some of you might say the bacon slows you down. Indeed, like the coffee rush, it gives you the
feeling of victory although victory has yet to be achieved. Thus, bacon is best when paired with something complimentary. Enter, eggs.
Eggs rock. Not only are they an excellent source of protein, eggs also contain important vitamins and minerals such as vitamins A, D, E, B6, B12, and calcium, phosphorus, zinc, thiamin, and folate, respectively. And the best part is, they work perfectly with bacon. See for yourself:
F T T W: 9amF T T W cooks bacon
F T T W cooks eggs
F T T W: 10amF T T W scores a ton of victory points
F T T W: 1pmF T T W cooks bacon
F T T W cooks eggs
F T T W: 1:30pmF T T W feels like a winner
F T T W: 6:30pmF T T W cooks bacon
F T T W cooks eggs
F T T W: 6:45pmF T T W immediately regrets eating bacon and eggs three times in one day, but feels like a champ anyway
F T T W wins life
DAY OVERF T T W total victory points: a lot
Toast adds another dimension to this already ridiculous combo, though I haven't fully explored the possibilities. I would imagine an over medium egg would be necessary, perfectly balancing the cooked white with the runny yolk, and thus allowing the toast to soak up the yellowy goodness. But questions loom. What kind of toast is best? Wheat? White? Rye? Maybe some of the more experienced people can enlighten us.
So, in conclusion:
Bacon is good with:
Bacon is not AS good with:
Questions? Comments? I'm hoping this will make it onto the wiki.