I know Donald doesn't like political cards, and i personally am not a fan of political games, either (Catan, yuk!). But if we had a card that deliberately centers around the theme of politicalness (so obviously that everyone notices it), would that change things? For example:
Politician, Action, 4$
+3$
For each of the following, choose a different one of the other players who may do it:
Gain a Silver; Put his deck in his discard; Trash a card from his hand; Draw a card;
The vanilla bonus is just a placeholder, and maybe not a good one. I just wanted it to be terminal (because some of the bonuses stack and some don't). The fact that it lacks a 5th bonus so that in 6-player games someone will get nothing is intentional
Edit: Card wording.
Um, in the current wording (I never saw what it was originally), in a 2 player game this gives you +2, while it gives your opponent ALL of the bonuses.
*Edit* I can see that I may be incorrect, because of the word "different", implying that you can't choose the same opponent multiple times. But this isn't straight-forward or clear. I first read "different" to just mean that you have to choose an opponent, not yourself. Also, it seems very awkward for the only thing stopping your only opponent from getting all of them to be the fact that once he's gotten one, the "do as much as you can" rule kicks in and you can't give that opponent another one. Why not just say "each other player" instead?
"For each other player" was the first wording:
Politician, Action, 4$
+3$
For each other player, choose one he may do (choices must be different):
Gain a Silver; Put his deck in his discard; Trash a card from his hand; Draw a card;
It had the problem that in a 6-player game the player to your right would never get anything, as "for each other player" is resolved in turn order.
Sadly i just noticed that the
current one has an unwanted effect, too: "For each of the following" has arguably to be resolved in the order of the listing, so you would always have to give away the first benefit first. In a 2-player match, this would mean that the other player will always gain a Silver. I guess it's no problem if you put Chancellor last (or first).
Also you could probably instead use the "for each other player" wording combined with an additional
5th benefit. That benefit can't be awful (because naturally you'd always give it in a 2-player game), but i guess something strong like "take a coin token" would work (you'd always give it to the poor guy who you think won't win, anyhow). So:
Politician, Action, 4$
+3$
For each other player, choose one he may do (choices must be different):
Gain a Silver; Put his deck in his discard; Trash a card from his hand; Draw a card; Take a coin token;
What's better?