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AndrewisFTTW

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Re: Dominion Limericks!
« Reply #75 on: April 11, 2014, 11:01:34 am »
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I once played Dominion in France,
I happened to win just by chance,
I struck up a song,
And not before long,
We all did the safety dance.
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Re: Dominion Limericks!
« Reply #76 on: April 11, 2014, 11:23:26 am »
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Rogue
I'm winning, but wait just a sec...
My opponent bought Rogue, what the heck?
He Thrones to play twice.
Now that isn't nice,
He's stealing the cards from my deck!

Procession
I'll give mass Procession a try.
Play Fortress twice and gain a 5.
Oh what a feeling,
I'm Celestial Chameleon!
I'll empty out the whole supply!

Hermit/Market Square
Mass Hermit? Are you insane?
Okay, that's a nice Madman chain.
What is that there?
Discard Market Square,
And oh all Golds you can gain!

Death Cart
Mass Death Cart seemed worth pursuin'
But I didn't know what I was doin'
I get 5 coins cash
but it goes in the trash
And my deck is now chock full of Ruins!
« Last Edit: April 11, 2014, 11:43:29 am by HiveMindEmulator »
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Re: Dominion Limericks!
« Reply #77 on: April 12, 2014, 09:23:14 am »
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Rats

Oh Lord, my deck is a shame
I wonder who is to blame
Only rats I can see -
the problem might be
Lord Bottington is my name.
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Re: Dominion Limericks!
« Reply #78 on: April 15, 2014, 09:32:13 am »
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A level 1 player named Gerald
Tried to draw his whole deck with a Herald-
Conspirator chain,
Alas! 'Twas in vain!
Too much Silver! His win was imperiled.
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Re: Dominion Limericks!
« Reply #79 on: April 16, 2014, 11:38:51 am »
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I can't believe nobody liked my limerick! Doesn't anybody listen to Men Without Hats!?
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Re: Dominion Limericks!
« Reply #80 on: April 17, 2014, 02:13:53 am »
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I have fond memories of the song, I just didn't really understand it's relevance to Dominion or France.  I guess I'm missing something.
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Re: Dominion Limericks!
« Reply #81 on: April 17, 2014, 08:48:34 am »
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Re: Dominion Limericks!
« Reply #82 on: April 17, 2014, 09:48:12 am »
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Not sure if Walrus is making fun of me or recognizing the brilliance of the safety dance. I'll +1 it anyway.

There's no connection, it just happened to fit.
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Re: Dominion Limericks!
« Reply #83 on: April 17, 2014, 10:04:22 am »
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Scheme

Scheme is a village machine
if you throne it (and both will be schemed)
Just never divide
them and term's won't collide
It's called "A torturers dream".
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Re: Dominion Limericks!
« Reply #84 on: April 17, 2014, 10:15:32 am »
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Quote from: AndrewisFTTW on April 17, 2014, 09:48:12 am
Not sure if Walrus is making fun of me or recognizing the brilliance of the safety dance. I'll +1 it anyway.

There's no connection, it just happened to fit.

Nah man Safety Dance is legit! More than anything I was impressed that I could google "that guy safety dance gif" and get exactly what I was looking for
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Re: Dominion Limericks!
« Reply #85 on: April 17, 2014, 02:04:15 pm »
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The Province Fool

Accidentally, your engine grabs 8
You're thinking "A province! How great!"
But you should better stay cool,
don't be a province fool!
for only patient engines get paid.
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Re: Dominion Limericks!
« Reply #86 on: April 18, 2014, 08:09:45 am »
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Bomminator
Big Money's a style ill-fated,
As a strategy, some say it's dated.
But with Gardens on board,
Royal Seal and a Hoard?
Consider yourself Bomminated!

This is in homage to the old Councilroom achievement, which I never did pull off myself.
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Re: Dominion Limericks!
« Reply #87 on: May 02, 2014, 12:34:15 am »
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 I would like to note that it's annoying that the first vowel in butcher is the one in put and not the one in putt
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Re: Dominion Limericks!
« Reply #88 on: May 02, 2014, 12:48:26 am »
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When you cleaned out your deck that got junked,
the Rats/Butcher pair wouldn't have flunked,
but you forgot Butcher,
so call Ashton Kutcher,
'cause your rating's about to get Punk'd.
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Re: Dominion Limericks!
« Reply #89 on: May 02, 2014, 12:50:19 am »
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Quote from: ehunt on May 02, 2014, 12:34:15 am
I would like to note that it's annoying that the first vowel in butcher is the one in put and not the one in putt

Not the one in butte? Or suite? Or suit? Or guide? or Belarus?

Ah English. So many choices.
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Re: Dominion Limericks!
« Reply #90 on: May 02, 2014, 01:00:25 am »
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+2 actions, gain silver, or buys.
A bonus plus money on th'side
Ah, but the on-trash
Play Chapel, then FLASH!
You've just got a Goons alongside.
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'And what is it that ye shall hope for? Behold I say unto you that ye shall have hope through the atonement of Christ and the power of his resurrection, to be raised unto life eternal, and this because of your faith in him according to the promise." - Moroni 7:41, the Book of Mormon

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Re: Dominion Limericks!
« Reply #91 on: May 02, 2014, 01:03:18 am »
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I read Tunnel to see what the card did
It seemed pretty sweet when discarded
But Chancellor neglected
To work as expected
Now my deck's worse than right when I started
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Re: Dominion Limericks!
« Reply #92 on: May 02, 2014, 01:08:57 am »
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Oh Hermit/Madman/Market Square.
Makes me seem like a billionaire.
Have Madmen 3 more
Other cards you ignore
"I have all of the points!" you declare.
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Re: Dominion Limericks!
« Reply #93 on: May 02, 2014, 01:10:15 am »
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Australia's swarming with cats
But compared to my misery, that's
a walk in the park!
The future looks dark:
I just drew Rats, Rats, Rats, Rats, Rats

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feral_cats_in_Australia#Feral_cats)
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Re: Dominion Limericks!
« Reply #94 on: May 02, 2014, 01:20:52 am »
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An entrepreneurial chap
Stole a buccaneer's old treasure map
But found, when it's sold
On the black market for gold,
That a single one isn't worth crap.
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Re: Dominion Limericks!
« Reply #95 on: May 02, 2014, 07:43:57 am »
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Treasure Maps

I had the increcible plan
to scheme those treasure maps, man!
But without being played
to the discard they went straight
should have read the rulebook, damn.

this one really happened...
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Re: Dominion Limericks!
« Reply #96 on: May 02, 2014, 09:08:44 am »
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Quote from: terminalCopper on May 02, 2014, 07:43:57 am
Treasure Maps

I had the increcible plan
to scheme those treasure maps, man!
But without being played
to the discard they went straight strayed
should have read the rulebook, damn.

this one really happened...

 ;)
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Re: Dominion Limericks!
« Reply #97 on: May 02, 2014, 04:25:54 pm »
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I promise you, lord, I'm not fronting,
Just decking the manor with bunting.
With the Chancellor, Gold,
Lady Silver, I'm told
This party's now ready for hunting.
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Re: Dominion Limericks!
« Reply #98 on: May 02, 2014, 04:31:28 pm »
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Some Bridges combined with King's Court,
Is a combo not easy to thwart;
With Bridge not in supply, they
may be swapped out for Highway...
Oh shit, never mind--Abort!



Based on a true story
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Re: Dominion Limericks!
« Reply #99 on: May 03, 2014, 05:59:53 am »
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Rebuild
A board with amazing stuff
but a single card throws down the glove
puts a clock on the game
many engines are tamed
cause challenging rebuild is tough
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