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« on: February 16, 2015, 10:25:57 pm »
From "Modern Major General" by Gilbert and Sullivan
Let's see the board today, oh my
It's looking like a awesome game
There's young witch as the curser
And we've got some squires as the bane
An engine looks quite winning
With some upgrades and some monuments
And King's Court seals the deal
And only adds to my excitement.
But look here, we have pools galore
To scry and scry and draw a bit
My deck is gonna soar
(Although each turn will take a hundred clicks.)
We open Upgrade/Squire
And trash into a nice scrying pool
Opponent goes big money
Quite unknowing that he will get screwed
I thin some more and trash estates
So that my deck's in tip-top shape
I dish out lots of curses
There's no way now that he can escape
(He thins some more, trashing estates
So that his deck's in tip-top shape
He dishes out the curses
There's no way that that dude can escape)
Opponent's got three provinces
But I still have the upper hand
I'm playing 20 actions each turn
All part of my expert plan
My monuments are churning
Dishing out piles of victr'y chips
(Opponent's AFK, he said
"I'll be back in five minutes")
No problem for me of course
For I have some tactics choices now
Do I play this pool first, then upgrade
Or the other way around?
In any case I'm winning
(well worth all the time I've wasted now)
The only thing left to do is
To find a way to pile out
So here we go, a well-won game
I'm gonna end it, so hurray!
Let's buy out all the estates
and I'll--
*goko crashes*