This cantrip whiskey was illustrated by Joshua Stewart.
That's not what your mother said last night...
For Russel:
I can pretty confidently add my list of incomplete lists to itself, though. Hell yeah.
One does not simply
Add lists to themselves
Someone make a russel/escher meme out of this, i'm on mobile
Everybody shuffles some cards or some others, so check out my message to you
When it's all on your neck, put a coin on your deck. The Taxman can do it - so can you.
I'm the Taxman.
EDIT: Ok, I want the maximum number of people to get this joke, so here you go:
I never saw a video of the guy before and somehow always thought he was black. Instead he looks like Adam Sutler from the V for Vendetta movie O__o
Uhh, topdeck the cache to trash with trader later. Also, watchtower, trader, and masterpiece are the three best feodum supporters, so...
Since this song automatically pops into my head anytime I topdeck something...
Thank you both very much for the kind welcome!!!
Here are a few more:
Energizer Bunny
$2
Action
+1 Action. When you play Energizer Bunny, return it to the top of your deck.
Mummy
$3
Action
Reveal cards from your deck until you reveal an action card other than Mummy. Discard the other cards, then wrap the card in toilet paper and use it on a later turn. When you buy this, gain a curse.
Herpes
$0*
Curse/Reaction
-3VP. Gain this card when you play a Harem more than five times. If you are attacked you may reveal this card in your hand. If you do, the attacker gains a Herpes. (This card is not in the supply)
Norwegian Black Metal Minstrel
$4
Action
Trash a Chapel. When you do, +1 Card, +2 Actions.
Stock
$1
Treasure
+$1 for every Stock in your hand.
Amazon.com
$5
Action
You may buy any card in the supply for $5 less than its value (but not less than $0), but you may not place it in your deck for 3 turns. When you play this you may trash a Stock.
What if he's an English private that doesn't speak English and is also a bit of a recluse, always keeping to himself?
Why even visit American websites if you can't speak American?
I absolutely second this. Let's ban everyone who says "trousers" instead of "pants".
Damn girl, I wanna Warehouse your Tunnels so bad...
Procrastinate
Action - $11
You can gain this card later.
That's, once again, an actual problem. Unless you are saying being in an online community is so awesome in itself that whatever opinion you get is a minor issue.
I am sorry, but the text wouldn't fit in the Bureaucrat meme.
A first world problem IS an actual problem. Just a minor one considering the larger situation.
Of course. But having to play TR-Library is usually an actual problem, and the times in which is good are either edge-casey or totally unrelated to the fact that you are throning Library.
That sounds like an actual problem.
[Useful explanation]
I didn't think it through, I was just sad that the meme was going by un-upvoted, emotion took ahold of me
