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Dominion General Discussion / Dominion Top Ten: Facial Hair
« on: August 04, 2014, 02:25:09 pm »10. Swindler A slick 'stache and goatee combo. Really helps to convey his swindling ways. | |
9. Beggar A bushy white beard. Not bad at all for a beggar. One Silver goes on top of your deck, but the other must go towards maintaining that jutt. | |
8. Mint A good, solid, kempt beard. Looks a lot like mine. | |
7. Smithy I'm not such a fan of the styles on these two smiths, but how could I leave them off the list? | |
6. Marauder Now we're getting to real facial hair. Marauder's fearsome beard speaks volumes. And speaking of volume, you just know he spoils himself in the salon for big red beard which screams out "I'm gonna ruin your day!" | |
5. Goons That middle goon may not have a beard, but that is one hell of a big bushy moustache. | |
4. Envoy I know everyone teases Envoy. But despite a mediocre face and having a scroll embedded in his palm, he is staring Catrein right in the eyes with confidence as he poses for this portrait. Where does that confidence come from? Isn't it obvious? And isn't that what facial hair is really about? | |
3. Market Square I know what you're thinking. Just a shadow you say? There's no such thing as a bearded lady? Well, I'm not so sure. | |
2. Transmute Hands down the fullest, most majestic natural beard in all of Dominion. My hands could get lost in that beard for days, which coincidentally is about how long it takes him to turn my Estates into Gold. | |
1. Alchemist Was there ever any doubt? Herbalist has known it for years: Alchemist's beard puts everyone else's to shame. |
Best Fan Card. Stache Sorry creepy Pawn Shop dude. This Mario-esque masterpiece is what inspired the entire list. Well, that and JSH's Art Rankings. |