"Hey, I just bought you, and this is crazy,
But you're Nomad Camp, so top-deck maybe."
"Hey, I just bought you, and this is crazy,
But you're Nomad Camp, so top-deck maybe."
"Hey, I just bought you, and this is crazy,
But you're Nomad Camp, so top-deck maybe."
"Five Nomad Camps in hand collided so bad"
FIIIIIIIIVE GOLDS ON DECK
<insert 4 here>
THREE COPPERS IN HAND
TWO RUINS TO TRASH
AND A PRINCESS With A Dutccccccchy
FIIIIIIIIVE GOLDS ON DECK
<insert 4 here>
THREE COPPERS IN HAND
TWO RUINS TO TRASH
AND A PRINCESS With A Dutccccccchy
Suggested changes.
"Hey, I just bought you, and this is crazy,
But you're Nomad Camp, so top-deck maybe."
"Five Nomad Camps in hand collided so bad"
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
FIVE NOMAD CAMPS
Maybe your opponent plays Minion for the draw. All is good and right with the world."Hey, I just bought you, and this is crazy,
But you're Nomad Camp, so top-deck maybe."
"Five Nomad Camps in hand collided so bad"
"Hey, I just bought you, and this is crazy,
But you're Nomad Camp, so top-deck maybe."
There's no "maybe" to that top-deck.
12 Cards in Alchemy
11 piles with Young Witch
10 points from Colony
9 coins for Platinum
8 is too much for Peddler
7 I'll take King's Court
6 Goons or Go-old?
FIIIIIIIIVE RUUUUU-UUUUUU-IIINNNNNNNNNNZ
Four Golds from Treasure Map
Three ways to Steward
Two Coppers with Cache
And a Masquerade pin... FUCK YOU I QUIT
OK, guys. Guys. Guys? Christmas was two weeks ago. Please no more Christmas carols.
Oh God. Did you have to remind me? I was just cruising along, basking in the done-ness of it for another year, and this comes up. Sigh.
Note to self: do not recruit on F.DS for pop song lyricists.
Note to self: do not recruit on F.DS for pop song lyricists.
"Cause baby you're a WOODCUTTER!
Come on, show 'em what you're worth!"
"$2?"
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
No, otherwise we'd talk about the Irony Brian meme.
12 Cards in Alchemy
11 piles with Young Witch
10 points from Colony
9 coins for Platinum
8 is too much for Peddler
7 I'll take King's Court
6 Goons or Go-old?
FIIIIIIIIVE RUUUUU-UUUUUU-IIINNNNNNNNNNZ
Four Golds from Treasure Map
Three ways to Steward
Two Coppers with Cache
And a Masquerade pin... FUCK YOU I QUIT
And now, some Gilbert and Sullivan:
"I Schemed a Scheme" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6YwuqWFTbc
I Schemed a Scheme in turns gone by
When hope was high
And hands worth playing
I Schemed so my deck would never die!
I Schemed so shuffle luck would be forgiving
But the Curses come left and right
With their clogging worse than Looters
As they tear your deck apart
And they cause your engine to fail
I played a Scheme so my hand would be
So different from this junk I'm holding!
So different now from what I Schemed
Now Minion has killed the Scheme, I Schemed
Chapel Chapel Chapel Chapel
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Chapel Chapel Chapel Chapel
STABLES STABLES
Chapel Chapel Chapel Chapel
Chapel Chapel Chapel Chapel
Chapel Chapel Chapel Chapel
Chapel Chapel Chapel Chapel
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Chapel Chapel Chapel Chapel
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Chapel Chapel Chapel Chapel
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Wiiiiiiitch, its a Wiiiiiiiitch
Chapel Chapel Chapel Chapel
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...Duck...
...Duck...
I'm torn between +1'ing this, and hating you for posting it.
A duck walked up to a gaming store
And he said to the man
Running the store
"Hey... got any Guilds?"
The man said "No, we just sell Base
But it's fun and it's fresh and it's really well made
Can I get you a stack?
The duck said, "That's whack."
Then he waddled away
(waddle waddle)
Till the very next day
When the duck walked up to the gaming store
and he said to the man
running the store
"Hey, got any Guilds?"
The man said "no, like I said yesterday
We just sell Base Dominion, OK?
You want to give it a try?"
The duck said "Good bye."
Then he waddled away
(waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(waddle waddle)
Till the very next day
(Buh-duh-buh-BA-da-ba-bum)
When the duck walked up to the gaming store
And he said to the man
Running the store,
"Hey, got any Guilds?"
The man said "Look, this is getting old
I mean, Base Dominion's all we've ever sold
Why not give it a go?"
The duck said, "How about no!"
Then he waddled away
(waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(waddle waddle)
Till the very next day
(Buh-duh-buh-BA-da-ba-bum)
When the duck walked up to the gaming store
And he said to the man
Running the store
"Hey, got any Guilds?"
The man said "That's it, duck!
If you don't stay away I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day stuck
So don't get too close!"
The duck said "Adios!"
Then he waddled away
(waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(waddle waddle)
Till the very next day
(Buh-duh-buh-BA-da-ba-bum)
When the duck walked up to the gaming store
And he said to the man
Running the store
"Hey, got any glue?"
"What?"
"Got any glue?"
"No, it's a gaming store, why would I -- oh."
"Then one more question for you...
Got any Guilds?"
(Bah-duh-buh, buh-DA-buh)
Then the man just stopped, and he started to smile
And he started to laugh, and he laughed for a while
And he said "Come on duck, let's go to RGG.com
I'll pre-order you Guilds, so you won't have to ask any more"
So they went to the site and the man ordered Guilds
Addressed to the duck and the duck said
"No thanks... but you know what sounds good
it would make my day
Do you think that site...
Do you think that site...
Do you think that site...
Has any Base?"
Then he waddled away
(waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
I believe that you would have STABLES STABLES after every 12 Chapels, not after 44. At least until the Witches. It's been a while though.
Duck joke
Duck joke
Original (I think): http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/501489
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
No, otherwise we'd talk about the Irony Brian meme.
Alanis Morisettes song Ironic is the most Ironic thing I can ever think of
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah...
I can't help but hear scatting in my head whenever I play Taxman.Damn you.
Festival/Moat engine.
In Base-only games vs Witch, it's not too shabby.
I was involved - I think I played against it. In a video? Against Marin, in the long string of games where he crushed me?In Base-only games vs Witch, it's not too shabby.
It can be decent in other cases too. I believe there is a thread somewhere about Stef or Marin (or maybe even WW) playing a Festival-Moat engine.
We built this City
We built this City
on I-ron-works
or the City gets built up as other piles are emptied by Ironworks.
In Base-only games vs Witch, it's not too shabby.
It can be decent in other cases too. I believe there is a thread somewhere about Stef or Marin (or maybe even WW) playing a Festival-Moat engine.
Lab draws cards, Workshop gains.
Warehouse sifts, and Witch attacks.
Bridge gives buys, Duke scores points, and Militia discards cards.
Smithy draws, Familiar junks, and the Lighthouse blocks attacks.
But there's one card that no one knows...
WHAT DOES THE SCOUT SAY?
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
WHAT THE SCOUT SAY?
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
WHAT THE SCOUT SAY?
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
WHAT THE SCOUT SAY?
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
WHAT THE SCOUT SAY?
I think this is awesome, but would be 10x awesomer if it were "what does the Scout do?" instead of "say?"
what does the Scout do?
what does the Scout do?
Like the legend of theMinstrelVagrant
Mild cycling and some sifting
Cards from the deck we're lifting
We know our luck is shifting
We look at four and draw all victory cards
The rest we will sort, top of deck now restored
Scout's on the board 'til there's none
I'm paying 4 to buy one
Scout's on the board for good fun
I'm playing Scout to get VP
Scout gives me actions plus one
Clear hand next turn should be fun
Buy more Estates 'til I've won
I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm playing Scout to get VP
what does the Scout do?
Like the legend of theMinstrelVagrant
Mild cycling and some sifting
Cards from the deck we're lifting
We know our luck is shifting
We look at four and draw all victory cards
The rest we will sort, top of deck now restored
Scout's on the board 'til there's none
I'm paying 4 to buy one
Scout's on the board for good fun
I'm playing Scout to get VP
Scout gives me actions plus one
Clear hand next turn should be fun
Buy more Estates 'til I've won
I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm apparently out of touch with pop culture. What song is this supposed to be?
Damn kids, get off my lawn.
what does the Scout do?
Like the legend of theMinstrelVagrant
Mild cycling and some sifting
Cards from the deck we're lifting
We know our luck is shifting
We look at four and draw all victory cards
The rest we will sort, top of deck now restored
Scout's on the board 'til there's none
I'm paying 4 to buy one
Scout's on the board for good fun
I'm playing Scout to get VP
Scout gives me actions plus one
Clear hand next turn should be fun
Buy more Estates 'til I've won
I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm apparently out of touch with pop culture. What song is this supposed to be?
Damn kids, get off my lawn.
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what does the Scout do?
Like the legend of theMinstrelVagrant
Mild cycling and some sifting
Cards from the deck we're lifting
We know our luck is shifting
We look at four and draw all victory cards
The rest we will sort, top of deck now restored
Scout's on the board 'til there's none
I'm paying 4 to buy one
Scout's on the board for good fun
I'm playing Scout to get VP
Scout gives me actions plus one
Clear hand next turn should be fun
Buy more Estates 'til I've won
I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm apparently out of touch with pop culture. What song is this supposed to be?
Damn kids, get off my lawn.
[video, let's not embed it a second time]
Apparently disco is back?
Lab draws cards, Workshop gains.
WHAT THE SCOUT DO?
what does the Scout do?
Like the legend of theMinstrelVagrant
Mild cycling and some sifting
Cards from the deck we're lifting
We know our luck is shifting
We look at four and draw all victory cards
The rest we will sort, top of deck now restored
Scout's on the board 'til there's none
I'm paying 4 to buy one
Scout's on the board for good fun
I'm playing Scout to get VP
Scout gives me actions plus one
Clear hand next turn should be fun
Buy more Estates 'til I've won
I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm apparently out of touch with pop culture. What song is this supposed to be?
Damn kids, get off my lawn.
[video, let's not embed it a second time]
Apparently disco is back?
I can't figure out what Christmas song this is...
How many edge cases have to be given before they are no longer edge cases?
Depends on the board.
Because you know I only got dat base... (http://www.twitch.tv/elatalkstoherself/c/5640555)I hope you have a hard copy of this to show your children some day. ;)
Cul, tist, junk you up. Cultist junk you up. 8)Uptown Funk, I presume.
I have no idea what would happen to the rest of the song but that was kinda stuck in my head last night.
And now for another Page out of the song book...And just for that ...
Where have all the Warriors gone
Some from the Beatles:
Jesterday
Can't buy me Grand Market
Penny Loan
Masqerade Peppers lonely card swap band
Greening for the benefit of Mister Scout
The long and winding slog
Helter Shelter
So this thread is active again? Then this one's for Roadrunner:I see. I think I know exactly what you need: http://forum.dominionstrategy.com/index.php?topic=14803.msg570501#msg570501
This is the game.
Hold your breath, you know it's lame.
Feel the urge to buy it, when
you know it's a mistake.
But this is the game.
Mystic and Inheritance,
Apothecary and Harem...
Will it really be the same?
Will the Scout fail?
Will it not pay?
Will it be bale?
Or was RR
right and won't the Scout Fail?
Won't it be frail?
Won't it make you wail?
You've seen it all -- but always did Scout fail.
Will Scout fail?
"Scout fails" is where he starts.
A thousand games he says he saw
where all came down to just that card
he may have examples
but he ain't my faith.
Cause i'll never think it's not
one big Scout fail.
It will be in vain.
Though it tastes stale
i tell you all:
It's always one big Scout fail.
It will be the same.
There's not one trail
of power in this card.
Just Scout fail.
Just Scout fail.
Just Scout fail.
In case it's not obvious: Skyfall
I hate to be that guy who bumps an old thread and I know someone's already done a Piano Man parody, but this came to me in a dream last night and I couldn't not share it. It's a little ode to guilds:
It’s 9 turns into a dominion game
The rest of my deck shuffled in
There’s a journeyman looking back at me
And I know that he’ll help me to win
Makes me want to do a long Bob Dylan song, but I've got to find the right one.Hmmm. "Tangled Up in Blue", about buying too many Reaction cards with nothing to react to? "The Times They Are A'Changin'" about Second Edition cards? "Hurricane" about I'm not sure what, but I'd really love to hear it?
Makes me want to do a long Bob Dylan song, but I've got to find the right one.Hmmm. "Tangled Up in Blue", about buying too many Reaction cards with nothing to react to? "The Times They Are A'Changin'" about Second Edition cards? "Hurricane" about I'm not sure what, but I'd really love to hear it?
Makes me want to do a long Bob Dylan song, but I've got to find the right one.Hmmm. "Tangled Up in Blue", about buying too many Reaction cards with nothing to react to? "The Times They Are A'Changin'" about Second Edition cards? "Hurricane" about I'm not sure what, but I'd really love to hear it?
Ha! I had the same thought re: Tangled up in Blue, but the song is so damn sprawling it was too intimidating.
Visions of Dame Anna?
Challenge accepted. The thing about Bob Dylan is his style kind of wanders so much that you don't have to really adhere to a super strict syllable count and you can kind of tweak the delivery to make it flow however you want to fit the meter so it's not quite as hard as it seems at first.
Having said that, here's Tangled Up In Blue: A comedy of errors starring your favorite reaction cards.
Thank you! I'm happy to entertain and song parodies have always been a hobby of mine. The sky's the limit as far as implementing dominion concepts into classic songs goes.Challenge accepted. The thing about Bob Dylan is his style kind of wanders so much that you don't have to really adhere to a super strict syllable count and you can kind of tweak the delivery to make it flow however you want to fit the meter so it's not quite as hard as it seems at first.
Having said that, here's Tangled Up In Blue: A comedy of errors starring your favorite reaction cards.
This is fantastic. I'm speechless.
I just randomly revisited this, and it's been like four years (http://forum.dominionstrategy.com/index.php?topic=6380.msg172730#msg172730), so I thought it could use an update. Here's the full song:
"I Dreamed a Dream" from Les Miserable
There was a time when players were kind
When their decks were slow
And their economies underproducing
There was a time when the game was simple
And action chains weren't long
And the coin wasn't virtual
There was a time
Then he added more expansions
I Schemed a Scheme in turns gone by
When hope was high
And hands worth playing
I Schemed so my deck would never die!
I Schemed so shuffle luck would be forgiving
Then I was young and low in rankings
And alt-VP sat unused and wasted
There was no GG to be said
No combo untried, no Wine Merchant discarded
But the Curses come left and right
With their clogging worse than Looters
As they tear your deck apart
And they cause your engine to fail
He played the end-game by my side
He filled my logs with endless chatter
He took my undo in his stride
But he tripled Goons-ed me when the three-pile came
And still I dream he'll auto-match with me
That we will play a game together
But there are livestreams that cannot be
And there are rage quits we cannot weather
I played a Scheme so my hand would be
So different from this junk I'm holding!
So different now from what I Schemed
Now Minion has killed the Scheme
I Schemed