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Dominion => Game Reports => Topic started by: Wizard of Woz on June 14, 2012, 11:08:43 am
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http://dominion.isotropic.org/gamelog/201206/14/game-20120614-080440-e6bd2b76.html
(http://dominion.isotropic.org/gamelog/201206/14/game-20120614-080440-e6bd2b76.html)
Not sure what I did her, but the player ends with:
10:55 Wizard of Woz: gg
11:04 Bengoshi: hey dude, go fuck yourself, asshole
I am new to ISO and want to be a considerate player. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.
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Barring some slow play making decisions on deciding whether to discard to mountebank, or saying some things in the chat log that you didn't paste in, like "Can I gain your momma when I buy this Border Village? She usually charges less than $6", I think you're in the clear.
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What did I do wrong?
I wouldn't have gotten the Potion on Turn 17. Apothecary can be quite good against Mountebank, but you don't have +buy, and it's quite late, so you probably will never buy or even play it. Maybe use Mine for Silver-Potion if you happen to have $4 and a Mine in a hand for the Apothecary, or go for it earlier. But you already have trashed some Coppers, and the deck is filled with other stuff, so you shouldn't go for it at this point anyway. So just take a Silver there, if there's nothing left.
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meh, some people are just jerks. the anonymity of the internet will do that. the only questionable thing, based only off of what you have provided, is saying gg first as a winner. in previous discussions on the subject some have said they don't like when opponents do that. for a list of threads here discussing etiquette and similar topics take a look here (http://forum.dominionstrategy.com/index.php?topic=1994.msg87170#msg87170).
though of course, the skeptic in me wonders about the time stamps in the quoted portion. why the 9 minute delay? is some text missing in there?
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"Can I gain your momma when I buy this Border Village? She usually charges less than $6"
Yo momma so fat, she empties the Feast pile all by herself.
Yo momma so fat, her Gardens count double.
Yo momma so fat, even Chancellor couldn't flip her over.
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As for the time difference. I finished, and went to look at the game log. Came back and that was there. I usually don't talk at all, and was surprised to see this, after zero conversation during the game. Even if it was a faux pas to gg, I didn't think it deserved that response. Anyway, just checking to see if something was obvious. As for the potion, not sure what I was thinking, but I also don't see how that would anger the other player. Oh well.
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Maybe it's because his Upgrades kept on missing his Curses, although that's partly his fault because there were several instances where he could have triggered the +2 Cards of Shanty Town but played his cards in the wrong order. Your best bet is to nod, smile, and move on.
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"Can I gain your momma when I buy this Border Village? She usually charges less than $6"
Yo momma so fat, she empties the Feast pile all by herself.
Yo momma so fat, her Gardens count double.
Yo momma so fat, even Chancellor couldn't flip her over.
Yo momma so fat, if you Cellar her, you draw your deck.
Yo momma so fat, if you Trader her, you get all the Silvers.
Yo momma so fat, if you buy her a Feast it costs $11.
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"Can I gain your momma when I buy this Border Village? She usually charges less than $6"
Yo momma so fat, she empties the Feast pile all by herself.
Yo momma so fat, her Gardens count double.
Yo momma so fat, even Chancellor couldn't flip her over.
Yo momma so fat, if you Cellar her, you draw your deck.
Yo momma so fat, if you Trader her, you get all the Silvers.
Yo momma so fat, if you buy her a Feast it costs $11.
This may require a fork.
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"Can I gain your momma when I buy this Border Village? She usually charges less than $6"
Yo momma so fat, she empties the Feast pile all by herself.
Yo momma so fat, her Gardens count double.
Yo momma so fat, even Chancellor couldn't flip her over.
Yo momma so fat, if you Cellar her, you draw your deck.
Yo momma so fat, if you Trader her, you get all the Silvers.
Yo momma so fat, if you buy her a Feast it costs $11.
This may require a fork.
The thread, or yo momma?
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Yo momma so dumb, she walked her blue dog after failing to feed it.
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Yo momma so ugly, when Sea Hag discards the top card of her deck, the 'Hag puts a Masquerade on top and begs her to play it.
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You Mama so worthless ... That she upgrades to a curse.
You Mama so fat... that she can't expand because she's already bigger than a colony.
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Am I doing this right?
Your Mother is so poor, that if she was a treasure card and was revealed by a thief, that the opponent would not gain the trashed your mother because it would not benefit his deck.
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Same guy just ragequit on me for no reason too, so I think he's just an ass.
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Yo'r momma is so fat you can Forge her into a Colony!
Your Momma is so ugly when she walks into the room i discard the top card of my deck and take a curse
I tried to use Ironworks to gain your momma but all I got was Herpes
Your Momma is so cheap I used Expand on her and STILL only got a Copper!
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I am new to ISO and want to be a considerate player. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.
In some online gaming communities(e.g. Starcraft), it is considered offensive to say gg when you have won, if your opponent has not said anything.
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http://dominion.isotropic.org/gamelog/201206/14/game-20120614-080440-e6bd2b76.html
(http://dominion.isotropic.org/gamelog/201206/14/game-20120614-080440-e6bd2b76.html)
Not sure what I did her, but the player ends with:
10:55 Wizard of Woz: gg
11:04 Bengoshi: hey dude, go fuck yourself, asshole
I am new to ISO and want to be a considerate player. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.
I remember seeing someone say something in the main lobby chat about Bengoshi being a bad mannered player a few weeks ago. It may be you did nothing wrong and he just doesn't take losing too well.
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I told my girlfriend some of the Yo mama jokes from this thread and she came up with these ones:
Yo mama's like a Peddler, the more action she gets the cheaper she becomes.
Yo mama's so dirty, once you buy her she goes directly into the Trash pile.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the Spy doesn't wanna look at her.
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Yo mama's like a Peddler, the more action she gets the cheaper she becomes.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Yo mamma so fat, even if I have just her in hand, Library stops drawing.
Yo mamma so ugly, I had to give the Trader a Silver to take her.
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Yo mamma's a gold digger: when you discard a Tunnel, she gains the Gold instead.
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Yeah, what you did wrong was play that player. Most people aren't like that.
My best contribution is "Yo mama's so ugly, I don't want to play my Hagglers and be forced to get her", but that's not very funny.
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Yo mamma so fat; Moat doesn't protect against her attack
Yo mamma so stupid: She wishes for a 2 of diamonds when she plays wishing well
Yo mamma so lazy: You can't take her off a Native Village Mat
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Yo mamma so fat, I Salvaged her to buy two Colonies.
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Yo mamma so fat, you can develop her into four cards.
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Yo momma so ugly, Jack does everything but her.
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Your mother is so fool-hardy, that, even by playing a suboptimal Scout/Great Hall Strategy, I still managed to secure victory against her.
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I tried to use Ironworks to gain your momma but all I got was Herpes
Hey! I'll have you know my momma cooks the best peas. You'd be lucky to get them. You should definitely try the broccoli.
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Your mommas so nice, I'd gladly play Dominion with her.
Wait... I'm doing this wrong, aren't I?
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When she sits around the Counting House, she really sits around the Counting House.
Also, she's fat.
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Your momma's so worthless, Curses actually improve her deck.
Your momma's so worthless, she played a Bank and it was worth negative money.
Your momma's so dumb, she bought a Duchess.
Hey, this is pretty fun.
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Your momma's so dumb, she bought a Duchess.
There are legitimate reasons to buy Duchess! :P
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Yo momma so lazy, King's Courting her only gets her to act once.
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Yo momma so lazy, King's Courting her only gets her to act once.
Yo momma so ugly nobody would court her, let alone a king.
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Just remembered this thread and had to bring it back to life.
Your momma so bad, if you revealed 2 copies of her and a curse with Advisor,
I'd make you discard the curse.
Your momma so worthless, if you only pay $1 for Stonemason, you gain 2 copies of her.
Your momma so fat, Stonemason turns her into two colonies.
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Yo momma so dirty, she always pays extra to the doctor for some "top-inspecting".
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Yo momma so ugly, Scout discards her.
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Yo momma so fat, she plays Feast and doesn't gain anything.
Yo momma so ugly, you passed her with a Masquerade and your opponent played another just to pass her back.