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Title: the funniest game in the whole entire world
Post by: Chase Adolphson on May 12, 2018, 03:42:16 pm
 Game #14454446, unrated.  L starts with 7 Coppers and 3 Estates.  C starts with 7 Coppers and 3 Estates.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]  L draws 5 cards.  C shuffles their deck.[/i]  C draws 3 Coppers and 2 Estates. 
Turn 1 - Lord Rattington  [/color]L plays 5 Coppers.  L buys and gains a Chapel.  L draws 5 cards. 
Turn 1 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays 3 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Silver.  C draws 4 Coppers and an Estate. 
Turn 2 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays 2 Coppers.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 5 cards. 
Turn 2 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays 3 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Silver.  C shuffles their deck.[/i]C draws 3 Coppers, a Silver and an Estate. 
Turn 3 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Chapel.  L trashes 3 Coppers and an Estate.  L draws 5 cards. 
Turn 3 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Silver and 3 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Festival.  C draws 2 Coppers, a Silver and 2 Estates. 
Turn 4 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays 4 Coppers.  L buys and gains a Merchant.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 5 cards. 
Turn 4 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Silver and a Copper.  C buys and gains a Silver.  C shuffles their deck.[/i]C draws 3 Coppers and 2 Estates. 
Turn 5 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L draws a card.  L plays 3 Coppers.  L buys and gains a Merchant.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 5 cards. 
Turn 5 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays 3 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Silver.  C draws 2 Coppers, a Silver, an Estate and a Festival. 
Turn 6 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Chapel.  L trashes 4 Coppers.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 5 cards. 
Turn 6 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays a Silver and a Copper.  C buys and gains a Copper and a Festival.  C shuffles their deck.[/i]C draws 2 Coppers, 2 Silvers and an Estate. 
Turn 7 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L trashes 2 Estates.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 7 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays 2 Silvers and a Copper.  C buys and gains a Festival.  C draws 3 Coppers, a Silver and an Estate. 
Turn 8 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 8 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Silver and 3 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Festival.  C draws 3 Coppers, an Estate and a Festival. 
Turn 9 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 9 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays 3 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Copper and a Festival.  C shuffles their deck.[/i]C draws 3 Coppers, a Silver and a Festival. 
Turn 10 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 10 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays 3 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Copper and a Festival.  C draws a Copper, an Estate and 3 Festivals. 
Turn 11 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 11 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays a Festival.  C plays a Festival.  C buys and gains 3 Coppers and a Festival.  C draws 2 Coppers and 3 Silvers. 
Turn 12 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 12 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays 2 Silvers and a Copper.  C buys and gains a Festival.  C draws 2 Coppers, 2 Estates and a Festival. 
Turn 13 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 13 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays a Copper.  C buys and gains a Copper and a Silver.  C shuffles their deck.[/i]C draws 4 Coppers and an Estate. 
Turn 14 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 14 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays 3 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Silver.  C draws 2 Coppers, an Estate and 2 Festivals. 
Turn 15 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 15 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays a Festival.  C plays a Copper.  C buys and gains 2 Coppers and a Festival.  C draws 2 Coppers, a Silver and 2 Festivals. 
Turn 16 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 16 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays a Festival.  C plays a Silver and 2 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Copper and 2 Gardens.  C draws a Copper, 2 Silvers and 2 Festivals. 
Turn 17 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 17 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays a Festival.  C plays 2 Silvers and a Copper.  C buys and gains a Copper and 2 Gardens.  C draws 2 Coppers, a Silver, an Estate and a Festival. 
Turn 18 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 18 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays a Silver and 2 Coppers.  C buys and gains an Estate and a Gardens.  C draws 3 Coppers, a Silver and a Festival. 
Turn 19 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 19 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays a Silver and 3 Coppers.  C buys and gains an Estate and a Gardens.  C shuffles their deck.[/i]C draws 2 Coppers, a Silver, an Estate and a Festival. 
Turn 20 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 20 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays a Silver and 2 Coppers.  C buys and gains an Estate and a Gardens.  C draws 2 Coppers, a Silver, an Estate and a Festival. 
Turn 21 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 21 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays a Silver and 2 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Copper and a Gold.  C draws 2 Coppers, an Estate, a Festival and a Gardens. 
Turn 22 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 22 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays 2 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Copper and a Gardens.  C draws 3 Coppers and 2 Gardens. 
Turn 23 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 23 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays 3 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Silver.  C draws 2 Coppers, an Estate, a Festival and a Gardens. 
Turn 24 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 24 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays a Copper.  C buys and gains a Copper and a Silver.  C draws a Copper, an Estate and 3 Festivals. 
Turn 25 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 25 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays a Festival.  C plays a Festival.  C plays a Copper.  C buys and gains 2 Coppers and 2 Silvers.  C draws 3 Coppers, a Silver and a Gardens. 
Turn 26 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 26 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Silver and 3 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Festival.  C draws 2 Coppers, 2 Silvers and a Festival. 
Turn 27 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 27 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays 2 Silvers and 2 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Copper and a Province.  C shuffles their deck.[/i]C draws 2 Coppers, a Silver, a Festival and a Gardens. 
Turn 28 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 28 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays a Silver and 2 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Copper and a Gold.  C draws a Copper, 2 Silvers, an Estate and a Festival. 
Turn 29 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 29 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays 2 Silvers.  C buys and gains a Copper and a Gold.  C draws a Copper, a Silver, an Estate and 2 Festivals. 
Turn 30 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 30 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays a Festival.  C plays a Copper.  C buys and gains 2 Coppers and a Bandit.  C draws a Gold, 2 Estates, a Festival and a Gardens. 
Turn 31 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 31 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays a Gold.  C buys and gains a Copper and a Duchy.  C draws 4 Coppers and a Gardens. 
Turn 32 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 32 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays 3 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Silver.  C draws 3 Coppers, an Estate and a Festival. 
Turn 33 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 33 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays 3 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Copper and a Mine.  C draws a Copper, 2 Silvers, an Estate and a Festival. 
Turn 34 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 34 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays 2 Silvers.  C buys and gains a Copper and an Artisan.  C draws 3 Coppers, a Silver and a Province. 
Turn 35 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 35 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Silver and 3 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Mine.  C draws a Copper, a Silver and 3 Festivals. 
Turn 36 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 36 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays a Festival.  C plays a Festival.  C plays a Silver and a Copper.  C buys and gains a Copper and 3 Merchants.  C draws 2 Coppers, a Silver and 2 Gardens. 
Turn 37 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 37 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Silver and a Copper.  C buys and gains a Silver.  C draws 5 Coppers. 
Turn 38 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 38 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays 5 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Duchy.  C draws a Copper, a Silver and 3 Gardens. 
Turn 39 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 39 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Silver and a Copper.  C buys and gains a Workshop.  C shuffles their deck.[/i]C draws 2 Coppers, a Silver, an Estate and a Bandit. 
Turn 40 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 40 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Bandit.  C gains a Gold.  C plays a Silver and a Copper.  C buys and gains a Silver.  C draws 2 Coppers, a Silver, an Estate and a Festival. 
Turn 41 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 41 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C buys and gains 2 Coppers.  C draws 2 Coppers, a Silver, an Estate and a Merchant. 
Turn 42 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 42 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Merchant.  C draws a Silver.  C buys and gains a Copper.  C draws 3 Coppers, a Silver and a Festival. 
Turn 43 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 43 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays a Silver and 2 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Copper and a Gold.  C draws 3 Coppers, a Silver and a Duchy. 
Turn 44 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 44 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Silver and 3 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Bandit.  C draws 4 Coppers and a Silver. 
Turn 45 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 45 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Silver and 4 Coppers.  C buys and gains an Artisan.  C draws a Copper, a Gold and 3 Festivals. 
Turn 46 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 46 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays a Festival.  C plays a Festival.  C plays a Gold and a Copper.  C buys and gains a Copper and 3 Silvers.  C draws 2 Coppers, 2 Gardens and a Mine. 
Turn 47 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 47 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Mine.  C trashes a Copper.  C gains a Silver.  C plays a Silver and a Copper.  C buys and gains a Silver.  C draws a Copper, a Silver, a Gardens, a Merchant and a Workshop. 
Turn 48 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 48 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Merchant.  C draws a Festival.  C plays a Festival.  C plays a Workshop.  C gains a Copper.  C buys and gains 2 Coppers.  C draws 2 Coppers, a Silver, an Estate and a Festival. 
Turn 49 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 49 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays a Silver and a Copper.  C buys and gains a Copper and a Library.  C draws a Copper, 2 Silvers, a Gold and a Province. 
Turn 50 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 50 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays 2 Silvers and a Copper.  C buys and gains a Library.  C draws 3 Coppers and 2 Festivals. 
Turn 51 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 51 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays a Festival.  C plays 3 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Copper, an Estate and a Library.  C draws a Copper, a Silver, a Duchy and 2 Gardens. 
Turn 52 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 52 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Silver and a Copper.  C buys and gains a Silver.  C draws a Copper, an Artisan, a Festival, a Merchant and a Mine. 
Turn 53 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 53 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays a Merchant.  C draws a Copper.  C plays a Mine.  C trashes a Copper.  C gains a Silver.  C plays an Artisan.  C gains a Library.  C topdecks a Library.  C plays a Copper.  C buys and gains a Copper and a Silver.  C draws a Gold, an Estate, 2 Gardens and a Library. 
Turn 54 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 54 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Library.  C draws 2 Coppers and a Gardens.  C plays a Gold.  C buys and gains a Silver.  C shuffles their deck.[/i]C draws 2 Coppers, an Estate, a Gardens and a Library. 
Turn 55 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 55 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Library.  C draws a Festival.  C looks at a Festival.  C sets a Festival aside with Library.  C draws a Festival.  C looks at a Festival.  C sets a Festival aside with Library.  C draws 2 Coppers and a Silver.  C discards 2 Festivals.  C plays a Silver and 4 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Gold.  C draws 2 Estates, a Festival, a Mine and a Workshop. 
Turn 56 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 56 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays a Workshop.  C gains a Silver.  C plays a Mine.  C buys and gains a Copper and an Estate.  C draws 3 Coppers, a Silver and a Gardens. 
Turn 57 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 57 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays 3 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Silver.  C draws a Copper, a Gold, a Duchy, a Library and a Mine. 
Turn 58 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 58 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Library.  C draws a Copper, a Silver and an Estate.  C plays a Silver, a Gold and a Copper.  C buys and gains a Gold.  C draws 4 Coppers and a Silver. 
Turn 59 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 59 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Silver and 4 Coppers.  C buys and gains an Artisan.  C draws a Copper, 2 Silvers, an Estate and a Bandit. 
Turn 60 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 60 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Bandit.  C gains a Gold.  C plays 2 Silvers and a Copper.  C buys and gains a Duchy.  C draws 2 Coppers, a Silver, an Estate and a Library. 
Turn 61 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 61 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Library.  C draws 2 Coppers and a Gold.  C plays a Silver, a Gold and 3 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Province.  C draws 2 Coppers, a Silver, a Festival and a Library. 
Turn 62 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 62 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays a Library.  C draws a Copper, a Silver, a Gold and a Gardens.  C plays 2 Silvers and 2 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Curse and a Province.  C draws 2 Coppers, a Festival, a Gardens and a Merchant. 
Turn 63 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 63 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays a Merchant.  C draws a Festival.  C plays a Festival.  C plays 2 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Curse, a Copper and a Gold.  C draws a Copper, 2 Silvers and 2 Festivals. 
Turn 64 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 64 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays a Festival.  C plays a Copper.  C buys and gains 2 Coppers and a Library.  C draws a Copper, a Silver, a Gold and 2 Gardens. 
Turn 65 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 65 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Silver, a Gold and a Copper.  C buys and gains an Artisan.  C draws 2 Coppers, 2 Silvers and a Festival. 
Turn 66 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 66 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays 2 Silvers and 2 Coppers.  C buys and gains an Artisan and a Chapel.  C draws 2 Coppers, a Festival and 2 Gardens. 
Turn 67 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 67 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays 2 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Curse and a Merchant.  C draws 2 Coppers, 2 Silvers and a Gold. 
Turn 68 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 68 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays 2 Silvers, a Gold and a Copper.  C buys and gains a Province.  C draws 3 Silvers, an Artisan and a Bandit. 
Turn 69 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 69 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Bandit.  C gains a Gold.  C plays 3 Silvers.  C buys and gains a Gold.  C draws 3 Coppers, a Silver and an Estate. 
Turn 70 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 70 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Silver and 3 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Library.  C draws 3 Coppers, a Duchy and a Merchant. 
Turn 71 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 71 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Merchant.  C draws a Copper.  C plays 3 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Silver.  C draws 2 Coppers, 2 Silvers and an Artisan. 
Turn 72 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 72 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays an Artisan.  C gains a Library.  C topdecks a Library.  C plays 2 Silvers and 2 Coppers.  C buys and gains an Artisan.  C shuffles their deck.[/i]C draws a Copper, a Gold, a Province, a Library and a Merchant. 
Turn 73 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 73 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Merchant.  C draws an Artisan.  C plays an Artisan.  C gains a Duchy.  C topdecks a Library.  C plays a Gold.  C buys and gains a Workshop.  C draws 2 Coppers, an Estate and 2 Libraries. 
Turn 74 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 74 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Library.  C draws a Copper, a Silver and a Gold.  C plays a Silver, a Gold and 3 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Province.  C draws a Copper, a Gold, an Artisan, a Bandit and a Merchant. 
Turn 75 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 75 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Merchant.  C draws a Festival.  C plays a Festival.  C plays an Artisan.  C gains a Library.  C topdecks a Library.  C plays a Bandit.  C gains a Gold.  C plays a Gold and a Copper.  C buys and gains a Copper and a Gold.  C draws 2 Silvers and 3 Libraries. 
Turn 76 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 76 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Library.  C draws a Copper, a Silver and an Estate.  C plays 3 Silvers.  C buys and gains a Gold.  C draws a Copper, 2 Silvers, a Festival and a Library. 
Turn 77 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 77 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays a Library.  C draws a Copper and a Festival.  C looks at a Festival.  C draws a Copper and a Silver.  C plays a Festival.  C plays a Silver and 2 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Curse, a Copper and a Province.  C draws 2 Coppers, a Silver, an Artisan and a Library. 
Turn 78 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 78 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays an Artisan.  C gains a Duchy.  C topdecks a Library.  C plays a Silver and a Copper.  C buys and gains a Silver.  C draws a Copper, 2 Silvers, an Estate and a Library. 
Turn 79 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 79 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Library.  C draws 2 Coppers and a Duchy.  C plays 2 Silvers and 2 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Gold.  C draws a Copper, an Estate, 2 Festivals and a Mine. 
Turn 80 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 80 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays a Festival.  C plays a Mine.  C trashes a Copper.  C gains a Silver.  C plays a Silver.  C buys and gains 2 Curses and a Duchy.  C draws a Copper and 4 Silvers. 
Turn 81 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 81 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays 4 Silvers.  C buys and gains a Province.  C draws a Curse, 2 Coppers, a Gold and a Merchant. 
Turn 82 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 82 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Merchant.  C draws a Copper.  C plays a Gold and 3 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Gold.  C draws 3 Coppers and 2 Silvers. 
Turn 83 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 83 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays 2 Silvers and 2 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Gold.  C draws 2 Silvers, an Estate, a Festival and a Gardens. 
Turn 84 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 84 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays 2 Silvers.  C buys and gains a Copper and a Gold.  C draws 3 Coppers, an Estate and a Chapel. 
Turn 85 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 85 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Chapel.  C plays 3 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Silver.  C draws a Curse, 2 Estates and 2 Festivals. 
Turn 86 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 86 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays a Festival.  C buys and gains 2 Coppers and a Silver.  C draws a Copper, a Silver, an Artisan and 2 Gardens. 
Turn 87 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 87 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays an Artisan.  C gains a Silver.  C topdecks a Gardens.  C plays 2 Silvers and a Copper.  C buys and gains a Duchy.  C draws 3 Coppers, a Gardens and a Mine. 
Turn 88 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 88 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Mine.  C trashes a Copper.  C gains a Silver.  C plays a Silver and a Copper.  C buys and gains a Silver.  C draws a Silver, a Duchy, a Province, an Artisan and a Gardens. 
Turn 89 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 89 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays an Artisan.  C gains a Bandit.  C topdecks a Bandit.  C plays a Silver.  C buys and gains a Chapel.  C draws a Copper, a Silver, 2 Golds and a Bandit. 
Turn 90 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 90 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Bandit.  C gains a Gold.  C plays a Silver, a Gold and a Copper.  C buys and gains a Gold.  C draws 2 Coppers, a Gold, a Province and a Festival. 
Turn 91 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 91 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays a Gold and 2 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Curse and a Gold.  C draws 4 Coppers and a Gardens. 
Turn 92 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 92 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays 3 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Silver.  C draws 2 Coppers, 2 Silvers and a Duchy. 
Turn 93 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 93 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays 2 Silvers and 2 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Gold.  C draws a Silver, an Artisan, a Bandit, a Gardens and a Workshop. 
Turn 94 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 94 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays an Artisan.  C gains a Library.  C topdecks a Library.  C plays a Silver.  C buys and gains an Estate.  C draws 2 Coppers, a Silver, a Province and a Library. 
Turn 95 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 95 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Library.  C draws a Festival.  C looks at a Festival.  C sets a Festival aside with Library.  C draws a Curse and 2 Coppers.  C discards a Festival.  C plays a Silver and 4 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Gold.  C draws a Copper, a Gold, a Gardens, a Library and a Merchant. 
Turn 96 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 96 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Merchant.  C draws a Gardens.  C plays a Library.  C draws 2 Coppers and a Gold.  C plays a Gold and 3 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Gold.  C shuffles their deck.[/i]C draws a Copper, a Silver, 2 Golds and an Estate. 
Turn 97 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 97 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Silver, a Gold and a Copper.  C buys and gains a Gold.  C draws a Curse, 3 Coppers and a Festival. 
Turn 98 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 98 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays 3 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Curse and a Bandit.  C draws a Curse, a Copper, 2 Artisans and a Festival. 
Turn 99 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 99 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays an Artisan.  C gains a Silver.  C topdecks a Curse.  C plays an Artisan.  C gains a Silver.  C topdecks a Copper.  C plays 2 Silvers.  C buys and gains a Gold.  C draws a Curse, 2 Coppers, a Silver and an Artisan. 
Turn 100 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 100 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays an Artisan.  C gains a Bandit.  C topdecks a Bandit.  C plays a Silver and a Copper.  C buys and gains a Silver.  C draws a Copper, a Silver, a Gold, a Bandit and a Gardens. 
Turn 101 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 101 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Bandit.  C gains a Gold.  C plays a Silver, a Gold and a Copper.  C buys and gains a Gold.  C draws 4 Silvers and a Festival. 
Turn 102 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 102 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays 4 Silvers.  C buys and gains a Gold and a Workshop.  C draws 2 Silvers, a Province, an Artisan and a Library. 
Turn 103 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 103 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays an Artisan.  C gains a Mine.  C topdecks a Library.  C plays 2 Silvers.  C buys and gains a Silver.  C draws a Silver, a Festival, 2 Libraries and a Mine. 
Turn 104 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 104 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays a Library.  C draws 2 Coppers and an Artisan.  C looks at an Artisan.  C draws a Silver.  C plays an Artisan.  C gains a Bandit.  C topdecks a Silver.  C plays a Copper.  C buys and gains a Curse and a Silver.  C draws a Curse, a Silver, a Gold, a Province and a Gardens. 
Turn 105 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 105 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Silver and a Gold.  C buys and gains a Mine.  C draws a Copper, 2 Silvers, a Gold and a Bandit. 
Turn 106 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 106 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Silver and a Copper.  C buys and gains a Silver.  C draws a Copper, a Silver, a Gold, a Province and a Gardens. 
Turn 107 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 107 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Silver, a Gold and a Copper.  C buys and gains an Artisan.  C draws a Copper, 2 Silvers, an Estate and a Library. 
Turn 108 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 108 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Library.  C draws 2 Coppers and a Province.  C plays a Silver and 3 Coppers.  C buys and gains a Bandit.  C draws a Copper, a Silver, a Province, a Bandit and a Merchant. 
Turn 109 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 109 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Merchant.  C draws a Silver.  C plays 2 Silvers and a Copper.  C buys and gains a Bandit.  C draws a Copper, a Silver, an Estate, a Gardens and a Workshop. 
Turn 110 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 110 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Workshop.  C gains a Workshop.  C plays a Silver and a Copper.  C buys and gains a Harbinger.  C draws a Gold, an Estate, an Artisan, a Festival and a Gardens. 
Turn 111 - Lord Rattington[/b]  [/color]L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Merchant.  L plays a Chapel.  L shuffles their deck.[/i]L draws 3 cards. 
Turn 111 - Chase Adolphson[/b]  [/color]C plays a Festival.  C plays an Artisan.  C gains a Silver.  C topdecks a Gardens.  C plays a Silver and a Gold.  C buys and gains a Copper and a Gold.  C draws a Copper, a Silver, an Estate, a Gardens and a Library.

the only things left were 1 curse 2 estates 1 duchy 1 province 2 bandits 1 library 6 mines 3 artisans 7 chapels 9 harbingers 4 merchants and 6 workshops
piles out gold silver copper festival garden
lr only had 2 merchants and a chapel
final score 223-0
i had 208 cards in my deck
 
Title: Re: the funniest game in the whole entire world
Post by: Chase Adolphson on May 12, 2018, 03:44:09 pm
sorry i dont know why its white
Title: Re: the funniest game in the whole entire world
Post by: pacovf on May 12, 2018, 05:22:36 pm
I am afraid this is unreadable. Could you describe what happened?
Title: Re: the funniest game in the whole entire world
Post by: Jack Rudd on May 12, 2018, 06:56:06 pm
I see Ratty opened his patented Chapel/- opening, with his normal success rate.
Title: Re: the funniest game in the whole entire world
Post by: GendoIkari on May 13, 2018, 04:38:54 pm
sorry i dont know why its white

The white text isn't the biggest problem... needs formatting in general; including many line breaks, and removing extra closing tags that aren't closing anything.
Title: Re: the funniest game in the whole entire world
Post by: Erick648 on May 15, 2018, 12:41:08 am
It seems that the funny part is that starting on Turn 7, Lord Rattington played Merchant-Merchant-Chapel every turn for the remaining 105 turns (having trashed everything else), buying nothing, while Chase continued to build with all the time in the world (and Gardens to reward his large deck).
Title: Re: the funniest game in the whole entire world
Post by: Commodore Chuckles on May 15, 2018, 07:56:48 pm
It's also funny that Ratty got 5/2 and got Chapel... on his 5 turn.