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Dominion => Dominion General Discussion => Topic started by: AndrewisFTTW on April 09, 2014, 12:30:55 am
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Inspired by Kingzog3 in the Really Bad Card Ideas Thread (http://forum.dominionstrategy.com/index.php?topic=114.0).
In Soviet Dominion, Black Market buys you!
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In Soviet Dominion, Scout thinks you're the worst dominion card.
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In Soviet Dominion, deck shuffles you!
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In Soviet Dominion, PPR breaks you.
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In Soviet Dominion, everybody complains that Goko is too good!
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In Soviet Dominion, Goko Salvages you.
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In Soviet Dominion, minions rush you!
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In Soviet Dominion, Ill-Gotten gains you.
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In Soviet Dominion, solitaire beats you.
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In Soviet Dominion, VP tracks you!
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In Soviet Dominion, your Provinces belong to the state!
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In Soviet Russia, you get taken to Fortress where they trash you and return you back for more.
In Soviet Russia, Butcher trashes you and takes away your coin.
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In Soviet Dominion, all victories are shared victories.
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In Soviet Dominion, Witch ng You!
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In Soviet Dominion you wait in line to buy cards.
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In Soviet Dominion every village is a Worker's Village.
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In Soviet Dominion Knights pile is replaced with Comrades pile.
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In Soviet Dominion, Duchess buys you
In Soviet Dominion, Duke buys you
In Soviet Dominion, MineMint buys you
Edit: Typo
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In Soviet Dominion, all cards are spies.
In Soviet Dominion, the game gains the farmland and trashes the farmland.
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In Soviet Dominion all cards are equal, but some cards are more equal than others.
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In Soviet Dominion Strategy, you earn respect with Strategy articles.
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In Soviet Dominion, all Markets are Ruined Markets.
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In Sovjet Dominion, when you win you lose.
In Sovjet Dominion, Harvest always produces $2.
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In Soviet Dominion, Witch ng You!
Why, oh why does this not have more upvotes?
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A lot of the posts here seem to be missing the joke. The joke here is based on a gag from the comedian Yakov Smirnoff. On the other hand, several of you are instead posting humorous bits of political commentary, which I'm fine with too.
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In Soviet dominion you can Embargo 5 piles at a time.
In Soviet Dominion, there is no Prosperity set.
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Do you know the difference between a gold in Soviet Dominion and a gold in classical one ?
$3 produced when played.
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In Soviet Dominion, supply empties you.
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In Soviet Dominion, pirate ship edge cases you!
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In USA Dominion, you have big Hunting Party, much fun, flip many card.
In Soviet Dominion, Party hunts YOU!
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In Soviet Dominion, Coppers hit you with Venture.
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In Soviet Dominion, trusty steed rides you!
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In Soviet Dominion, the president empties the supply in 3 turns.
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In Soviet Dominion, trusty steed rides you!
In Soviet Dominion, Vladimir Putin rides Trusty Steed.
... with no shirt.
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(http://i.imgflip.com/81c5q.jpg)
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I can't believe that this hasn't been done yet:
In Soviet Dominion, most people are rushin'
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Come on guys, you are doing these jokes wrong. It is so irritating. Why does this bother me so much?
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In Soviet Dominion, engine not good enough to overcome Big Money.
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Come on guys, you are doing these jokes wrong. It is so irritating. Why does this bother me so much?
In Soviet Dominion, Peebles gets really annoyed when people troll him.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_reversal
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In Sovjet Dominion every card reads you.
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In Soviet Dominion, engine not good enough to overcome Big Money.
In Soviet Dominion, there are no engines and no money.
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In Soviet dominion this is stupid
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In Soviet dominion this is stupid
Commie!
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In Soviet Dominion, okay I admit it, I don't have any funny punchline here. I was just hoping to get some easy respect. Pretty please? you!
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In Soviet Dominion, okay I admit it, I don't have any funny punchline here. I was just hoping to get some easy respect. Pretty please? you!
In Soviet f.ds, Tables turns you!
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In Soviet Dominion, Witch ng You!
Why, oh why does this not have more upvotes?
Because I didn't understand it until now.
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In Soviet Dominion, Witch ng You!
Why, oh why does this not have more upvotes?
Because I didn't understand it until now.
I still don't understand it.
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In Soviet Dominion, Witch ng You!
Why, oh why does this not have more upvotes?
Because I didn't understand it until now.
I still don't understand it.
Read the words backward.
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In Soviet Dominion, Witch ng You!
Why, oh why does this not have more upvotes?
Because I didn't understand it until now.
I still don't understand it.
Read the words backward.
And scrunched up.
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In Soviet Dominion, Witch ng You!
Why, oh why does this not have more upvotes?
Because I didn't understand it until now.
I still don't understand it.
Read the words backward.
And scrunched up.
Cleverness level: Over everyone's heads.
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I still don't get it.
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In Soviet Dominion, minions split you!
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Come on guys, you are doing these jokes wrong. It is so irritating. Why does this bother me so much?
We're doing it wrong because the base Soviet Russia joke format is terrible and unfunny.
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I still don't get it.
witch ng you
You ng witch
Young witch
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In Soviet Dominion, you ruin Cultist
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In Soviet Dominion, Witch ng You!
Why, oh why does this not have more upvotes?
Because I didn't understand it until now.
I still don't understand it.
Since jokes are funnier when explained¹, the implication is that otherwise "You ng Witch" (whatever that means), which with the Russian reversal (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_reversal) becomes "Witch ng You".
This is funny because there is a card "Young Witch".²
Now go back and upvote my post, please!
1. No wait, that is so last week! Sorry!
2. Sorry again!
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In Soviet Dominion, Witch ng You!
Why, oh why does this not have more upvotes?
Because I didn't understand it until now.
I still don't understand it.
Since jokes are funnier when explained¹, the implication is that otherwise "You ng Witch" (whatever that means), which with the Russian reversal (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_reversal) becomes "Witch ng You".
This is funny because there is a card "Young Witch".²
Now go back and upvote my post, please!
1. No wait, that is so last week! Sorry!
2. Sorry again!
In Soviet DominionStrategy, joke explains you.
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A lot of the posts here seem to be missing the joke. The joke here is based on a gag from the comedian Yakov Smirnoff. On the other hand, several of you are instead posting humorous bits of political commentary, which I'm fine with too.
Let's not go too far with the political commentary, else this thread will get moved to the RSP (Religion/Sex/Politics) subforum.
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In Soviet Dominion, Witch ng You!
Why, oh why does this not have more upvotes?
Because I didn't understand it until now.
I still don't understand it.
Since jokes are funnier when explained¹, the implication is that otherwise "You ng Witch" (whatever that means), which with the Russian reversal (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_reversal) becomes "Witch ng You".
This is funny because there is a card "Young Witch".²
Now go back and upvote my post, please!
1. No wait, that is so last week! Sorry!
2. Sorry again!
I didn't upvote at first because I thought that ng didn't mean anything, so it felt a bit forced. Then I thought that ng was a contraction of "nag" and upvoted it (who knows with all these young people around). Now that I know that ng doesn't actually mean anything, I am torn. :-\
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Inspired by Bobby's Soviet Russia joke in King of the Hill:
"In the West, you can pay 0$ for treasure. In Soviet Dominion, we have no treasure."
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it's friday, friday... oh sorry, wrong thread
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it's friday, friday... oh sorry, wrong thread
Nobody expects the [Rebecca Black refence]! It's not even Friday.
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it's friday, friday... oh sorry, wrong thread
Nobody expects the [Rebecca Black refence]! It's not even Friday.
It's always Friday somewhere.
(or maybe not)
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That song got me through college.
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Just made me think, can we expect soviet dominion to take over innovation isotropic, claiming that isotropic was once all domionion's anyways, and that everybody who plays on isotropic wants it to be dominion rather than innovation.
Unfortantely this leaves innovation to deal with the only other platform 'making fun', who then have to pay ludicrous amounts for the licence rights that they were getting a really good deal on before, sending them into bankruptcy.
All the while fd.s looks on helpless, vaguely suggesting a boycott, but actually still playing and paying over money just the same
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In Soviet Dominion, Duchess buys you
In Soviet Dominion, Duke buys you
In Soviet Dominion, MineMint buys you
Edit: Typo
In Soviet Dominion, Duchess gains Duchy.
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In Soviet Dominion, Duchess buys you
In Soviet Dominion, Duke buys you
In Soviet Dominion, MineMint buys you
Edit: Typo
In Soviet Dominion, Duchess gains Duchy.
Now that's just ridiculous.
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In Soviet Dominion, you trade three silvers for one
In Soviet Dominion, Harem buys you
In Soviet Dominion, Advisors are still the same
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May someone explain me how to get respect out of this thread ?
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May someone explain me how to get respect out of this thread ?
you do this and then this and then you just go like 8) and then everyone will upvote your post
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8)
Like this, right?
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May someone explain me how to get respect out of this thread ?
In this thread, the thread gets respect out of you.
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In Soviet Dominion, Scout jokes about worst card being you.
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In Soviet Dominion, Scout thinks you're the worst dominion card.
In Soviet Dominion, Scout jokes about worst card being you.
Me too! In Soviet Dominion, Scout makes remarks about you being the worst card!
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In Soviet Dominion, the board depends on the strategy.
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In Soviet Dominion, you have many Mint/Sovietic jokes.
In Soviet Dominion, harvest reveals you.
In Soviet Dominion, Rebuild, Expand and Upgrade trash you for something better.
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In soviet dominion advisors choice is left to you.
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In Soviet Dominion your Library draws only those cards approved of by the state.
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In Soviet Dominion your Library draws only those cards approved of by the state.
And you must set aside Democracy card.
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In Soviet Dominion your Library draws only those cards approved of by the state.
In Soviet Dominion, Actions set aside Library.
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In Soviet Dominion, Horse Traders you.
Man that's harsh.
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In Soviet Dominion, Gold topdecks Watchtower
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In Soviet Dominion your Library draws only those cards approved of by the state.
...and burns the rest.
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In soviet dominion, a bad joke laughs at you...
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In Soviet f.ds, dead horse beats you!
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_reversal
In Soviet DominionStrategy, joke format is strictly controlled by the state and there is no room for individuality and creativity.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_reversal
In Soviet DominionStrategy, joke format is strictly controlled by the state and there is no room for individuality and creativity.
Can a mod please delete this? Thanks.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_reversal
In Soviet DominionStrategy, joke format is strictly controlled by the state and there is no room for individuality and creativity.
Can a mod please delete this? Thanks.
Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
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In soviet dominion, chapels and beggars are vetoed!
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In Soviet Dominion, SheReallyCantSayNo.
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In Soviet Dominion, Duchess gains Duchy.
In Soviet Dominion, Duchy is taken away from the Duchess.
..and now belongs to th estate.
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In Soviet Dominion, a card misclicks you.
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In Soviet Dominion, your cards are still part of the Supply.
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In Soviet Dominion, your cards are still part of the Supply.
In Soviet Dominion, the Supply chooses you.
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In Soviet Dominion, the fortress is trashed when it is put in hand.
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In Soviet Dominion, Stash isn't the only red card.
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in Soviet Dominion, point counter debate you
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So, trying my hand at Russian Reversal.
"Everything good in American Dominion. You put treasure in hand with hunting party.
In Soviet Dominion, you hand treasure to Party or Party hunt YOU!"
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Soviet Pawn-Action-$2
Choose none:
+1 card, +1 action, +1 buy, +$1
Soviet Kings Court-Action-$7
You may choose an action card in your hand. Play it.
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"You people playing American Dominion have it easy. Taxman let you trash copper.
In Soviet Dominion, coppers let taxman trash YOU!"
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In every country, Bureaucrats gain Silver. Some things never change.
There is no Mine in Soviet Dominion.
In Soviet Dominion, Wishing Well, Mystic, Rebuild, Doctor and Journeyman are a lot weaker.
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I think I understand how this works...
In Soviet Dominion, the Bureaucrat trashes the Bishop and the Chapel.
In Soviet Dominion, a Masquerade passes you (and then a card from your hand may trash you!)
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In Soviet Dominion, there is no time limit. You can win by Stalin.
But that's not the only top strategy. In Soviet Dominion, Russian Gardens can also be effective.
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In Soviet Dominion, there is no time limit. You can win by Stalin.
Unless you Lenin scheme to avoid it.
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In Soviet f.ds, Russian Reversal misuses you!
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In Soviet Dominion, the Supply empties Celestial Chameleon in 4 turns
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In Soviet Dominion, the Supply empties Celestial Chameleon in 4 turns
Nooo, someone already did a Celestial Charmeleon russian reversal..
I just wanted to post my:
In Soviet Dominion, the supply is already empty before Celestial Charmeleon shows up.
joke, which seems a lot less creative now :-\
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In Soviet Dominion, the Supply empties Celestial Chameleon in 4 turns
Nooo, someone already did a Celestial Charmeleon russian reversal..
I just wanted to post my:
In Soviet Dominion, the supply is already empty before Celestial Charmeleon shows up.
joke, which seems a lot less creative now :-\
I was already there, sorry: http://forum.dominionstrategy.com/index.php?topic=10847.msg365951#msg365951
(reference to CC was implied)
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In Soviet Dominion, the Supply empties Celestial Chameleon in 4 turns
This is MY quote ! I demand royalties !
In Soviet Dominion, the president empties the supply in 3 turns.
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I reject your royalties, and demand Bolsheviks!!!
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In Soviet Dominion, the Supply empties Celestial Chameleon in 4 turns
This is MY quote ! I demand royalties !
In Soviet Dominion, the president empties the supply in 3 turns.
These are substantially different, humorologically speaking.
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In Soviet Dominion, the Supply empties Celestial Chameleon in 4 turns
This is MY quote ! I demand royalties !
In Soviet Dominion, the president empties the supply in 3 turns.
These are substantially different, humorologically speaking.
In Soviet Dominion, all humors are equal, but some humours are more equal than others... (http://forum.dominionstrategy.com/index.php?topic=10847.0)
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In Soviet Dominion, Copper hits you with venture !
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Lenin? Stalin? L-MAO!